Guest Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: elloStranger: yo Stranger: fo'shizzle my nizzle ! Stranger: means You: safe Stranger: for sure my nigger Stranger: D: Stranger: anyway yoyo Stranger: where are you from? You: so where you from then badman? Stranger: im Stranger: from Stranger: S Stranger: P Stranger: A Stranger: R Stranger: T Stranger: A Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 You: Really? You: So am i. Stranger: no You: we can meet up like Stranger: im from Tesco Stranger: :,( You: and explore You: you wont be able to ignore my girth. Stranger: this is maddnes You: im madness. You: definition: MADNESS: 'stranger'. Stranger: no Stranger: NO Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO You: and I'm mad for you bbes Stranger: You: you and me together You: through the days and nights Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You: keen. Stranger: Stranger: im from turkey and i stink Stranger: leave me alone plzzzzzz You: no You: you'll sit there and take my jizz. Stranger: plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You: quietly. You: well You: thats optional Stranger: ( Stranger: im girl, uhuhuhu You: good Stranger: just kidding Stranger: im guy You: oh Stranger: ohohohooh You: transvestite then? You: i assume... Stranger: never Stranger: im Leonidas Stranger: and if u dont gtfo Stranger: my 300 spartans will nuke u Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 You: no you won't. You: i'll piss on your spartans You: i have smarties Stranger: die by the arrow You: blue ones. Stranger: >>>------------> Stranger: >>>------------> Stranger: >>>------------> Stranger: die die die Stranger: >>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------ >>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------>>>>------------> Stranger: >>>------------> Stranger: >>>------------> Stranger: >>>------------> You: i feel penetrated Stranger: hell Stranger: You: kinky. Stranger: today Stranger: we dine Stranger: in tesco Stranger: are you from tesco? You: luxury. You: no pal, i'm more of an aldi boy myself. Stranger: well Stranger: i dont know who i am Stranger: but i wont let u talk with me You: neither do i to be fair Stranger: ENOUGH TALKING Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: time for action? Stranger: 32nd july 2010 Stranger: fits? You: funny. You: I know a bloke called Libertine though, who's available that date. You: he'll happily lick your cornetto Stranger: ohohoho Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think you found Smuts.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 I think you found Smuts. I'm not from Sparta. I'm from Spar.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: Word Stranger: ... Stranger: excel You: publisher Stranger: power point You: its rude to point however powerful it may be Your conversational partner has disconnected.
StanSP Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: WordStranger: ... Stranger: excel You: publisher Stranger: power point You: its rude to point however powerful it may be Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: hellooo Stranger: hi! You: haii Stranger: old and perv men or young and charming lady? You: Err You: Alien? Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN!!! GO BACK Stranger: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME BACK You: ET PHONE HOMEEEEEE! Stranger: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME ANYMOREEEEEE Stranger: IT BURNNSS!!!! You: Yes it does burn when you piss dont it Stranger: knock knock You: wha Stranger: i say that all the time Stranger: you must be my soulmate Stranger: hope you are from chupa-mos You: nope Stranger: where r u from? You: im from Mars, remember im an Alien Stranger: FILHO DA PUTA Stranger: SAI DAQUI Stranger: ANDRE DO CARALHO
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i have a question You: what yours impression? You: with a walk like mine im a big presence You: but when i move real slow my minds a weapon You: yeah thats right im a fooking super villain You: i spit mind bullets You: how do you like them apples? Stranger: i don't like apples Your conversational partner has disconnected. They don't like apples.
Fox You Forest Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i have a question You: what yours impression? You: with a walk like mine im a big presence You: but when i move real slow my minds a weapon You: yeah thats right im a fooking super villain You: i spit mind bullets You: how do you like them apples? Stranger: i don't like apples Your conversational partner has disconnected. They don't like apples.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi five? You: five alive? Stranger: God told you not to spill your seed You: is it blasphemy to blind someone with man seed then? You: yesterday i had an undortunate smurfing accident ya see You: but he took it in good stead You: jon stead that is Stranger: yes, if you spill seed, on whatever, it is sin You: sinning is winning You: and i want to win all over you dad Stranger: what do you search for in a woman? You: a penis Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Finnegan Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 This sucks. I go on to look to bash some retards and I get the only intelligent guy on Omegle. Jesus.
JakeShingler Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: a/s/l You: 7,female,skeggy You: you? You: ???? Stranger: 20/m/ THRUSTING YOUR MOMS UNHOLY VAGINA Stranger: BEGONE SATAN!!! Stranger: I RECLAIM THIS BITCH IN DA NAME OF GOD You: lick my bumhole Stranger: ILL PURIFY YOU LATER WITH BUTTSECKS You: oh yess carry on........... Stranger: BUT YOUR DIVILISHED MOMS **** NEED MY LIQUID OF SALVATION You: ooh yeh that how i like it bitch Stranger: AAAAAAA RIDE HE PONY RIDE THE PONY You: yeh lets ride the pony Stranger: go to you bedroom little twerp You: join me Stranger: YOUR MOMS NEEDS PRIVATE SALVATION You: we can play games
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: a/s/l Stranger: 7,female,skeggy Stranger: you? Stranger: ???? You: 20/m/ THRUSTING YOUR MOMS UNHOLY VAGINA You: BEGONE SATAN!!! You: I RECLAIM THIS BITCH IN DA NAME OF GOD Stranger: lick my bumhole You: ILL PURIFY YOU LATER WITH BUTTSECKS Stranger: oh yess carry on........... You: BUT YOUR DIVILISHED MOMS **** NEED MY LIQUID OF SALVATION Stranger: ooh yeh that how i like it bitch You: AAAAAAA RIDE HE PONY RIDE THE PONY Stranger: yeh lets ride the pony You: go to you bedroom little twerp Stranger: join me You: YOUR MOMS NEEDS PRIVATE SALVATION Stranger: we can play games
JakeShingler Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: a/s/lStranger: 7,female,skeggy Stranger: you? Stranger: ???? You: 20/m/ THRUSTING YOUR MOMS UNHOLY VAGINA You: BEGONE SATAN!!! You: I RECLAIM THIS BITCH IN DA NAME OF GOD Stranger: lick my bumhole You: ILL PURIFY YOU LATER WITH BUTTSECKS Stranger: oh yess carry on........... You: BUT YOUR DIVILISHED MOMS **** NEED MY LIQUID OF SALVATION Stranger: ooh yeh that how i like it bitch You: AAAAAAA RIDE HE PONY RIDE THE PONY Stranger: yeh lets ride the pony You: go to you bedroom little twerp Stranger: join me You: YOUR MOMS NEEDS PRIVATE SALVATION Stranger: we can play games
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: hiStranger: hy there You: Im stroking my scrotum Your conversational partner has disconnected :laugh:
JakeShingler Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: How are you? You: Fine, How are you? Stranger: Fine, too. You: gd You: were you from? Stranger: Brasil and you? You: Iran
Joe. Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bitch.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: How are you? You: Fine, How are you? Stranger: Fine, too. You: gd You: were you from? Stranger: Brasil and you? You: Iran QUALITY!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hi You: alright Stranger: do you like sex? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guest Bilo Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: I poke badgers with spoons Stranger: I don't know if I am writing right --' You: Yes you are, let's get married. Stranger: what? O.O You: Something to do on a Saturday. Stranger: oh oh Stranger: I think you're crazy.. or I am? Stranger: what is your name? You: Think about it or I'll marry my mate's pet dog. You: And no-one wants that. You: Lord Flasheart. Stranger: euiheiuheiuheiuheiuheiuhe Stranger: i am confused You: Me too sexy, me too. Stranger: EUHEIUHEIU Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected
Uncle Albert Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: my mum hits me Stranger: and i wanna talk about it online You: hard? Stranger: she.. Stranger: i'm 21 You: im 36 Stranger: my mum is 36.. You: she fit? Stranger: she's fat Stranger: and ugly You: id bang her Stranger: she hits me.. Stranger: for lulz You: fairplay Stranger: 4chan? You: is she filth You: ? Stranger: dickmongler Your conversational partner has disconnected ----------------- Some funny shit.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: I'm a Power Ranger! You: yesssssssssssssssss You: im the black one Stranger: nooooooooooo You: youre the geek one Stranger: im pink Stranger: =) You: the pink one deffo got into porno after Stranger: lets talk about sex! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fox123 Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi!! You: hi!! Stranger: and how r uuuu You: and how r uuuu Stranger: o god... You: o god... Stranger: im a willy puller You: you're a willy puller Stranger: aha twat! You: aha twat! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guest Bilo Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hi! You: Comment allez-vous? Stranger: fine You: Sweeeeeeeet! You: I am wearing a clown suit. Stranger: own nice...¬¬ Stranger: Are you french? You: Only on Saturdays. Stranger: and in the rest of the week?? You: I become German on Sundays and English for the week. Stranger: are you a girl or man? You: Both. Stranger: husahuhasuhu Stranger: do you like bola gato? You: I had one once but the wheel fell off. Stranger: do you like fio terra? You: Only with chips. Stranger: do you like dedada? You: I sometimes think about it when I masturbate. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
JakeShingler Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, where are you? You: Ihave sex with Sheep and im not from Wales or Derby what shall i do? Stranger: O.o You: well? Stranger: you are strange You: I cany help it i just find them so attractive Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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