GLC Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: May I eat your ass? You: eat my balls Stranger: Awesome! You: tonight? Stranger: Sweaty balls are always pretty tasty. Stranger: Sure. You: i agree Stranger: Sit on my face? You: Lovely stuff You: yes please You: u like anus? Stranger: Yeah, it's pretty tasty looking. You: haha You: Round? You: *ass Stranger: Yeah, it's generally round. You: gdgd You have disconnected Who was it?
JakeShingler Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: Never gonna give you up Stranger: Never gonna let you down Stranger: Never gonna run around and Stranger: desert you Stranger: Never gonna make you cry Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye Stranger: Never gonna tell a lie Stranger: and hurt you
GLC Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: lick me You: all over Stranger: hi Stranger: Bite me You: oh i would Stranger: would you? Stranger: you'd bite someone you dont know You: with my teeth You: I love lamp Stranger: what happens if i have aids Stranger: or am unwashed You: i have aids Stranger: are you from brazil You: no iraq Your conversational partner has disconnected Stranger: hello Stranger: hekllo Stranger: fdsv Stranger: shhannon You: this sex is on fire You: want me? You: now Stranger: this sex is o... fook YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected
potter3 Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: where r u today? You: i think about you when I masturbate Stranger: sicko Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: booo Stranger: AH! Stranger: You scared me! You: Did I crack any windows? You: Thats why my cardboad box is all boarded up You: I like hairy pussies Stranger: Good for you Stranger: I like mine shaven or at least kept trim You: Trim FTW You: I like licking all the juices out You: do you like to give or recieve? Stranger: what oral? You: yes Stranger: I like to spread the love so I give when given to. Stranger: I actually quite enjoy it if they've kept clean You: I'm horny now Stranger: Keep it in the trousers Dave! You: Thats Adolf Hitler to you Stranger: Dave to Eva?
GLC Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hi there You: heelo You: *hello Stranger: where you from? You: cambodia You: u Stranger: the netherlands You: Like cricket? Stranger: never played Stranger: you play cricket? You: if there's grass on the wicket play cricket Stranger: ok You: Ever been off road? Stranger: i play soccer Stranger: off road? You: on the brown track? Stranger: eh Stranger: i don't really know what you mean You: digging in dark holes You: anal? now? u want me! come get me! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Been talking to a Dutch 19 year old female for a while now. Yeah I get their age and gender before hand.
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Been talking to a Dutch 19 year old female for a while now. Yeah I get their age and gender before hand. You aint shit til you got pics of them.
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Been talking to a Dutch 19 year old female for a while now. Yeah I get their age and gender before hand. Thats what they want you to think
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You aint shit til you got pics of them. Yeah I know I've still got that to learn, but give me time to reach your standards. Rome wasn't built in a day.
GLC Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi from? You: cambodia You: u? Stranger: finland:) You: do u like sex Stranger: a lot You: with men? Stranger: of course You: u female? You: or male? Stranger: yes Stranger: female You: big tits? You: shaven pussy Stranger: haista sinä paska ja painu vittuun Stranger: you fooking perv!! You: can i lick ur pussy You: all over Stranger: go to hel You: hell is spelt hell Stranger: GO TO HELL YOU ASSHOLE! You: u can spell You: well done You: come suck me off You: my sperm in u Stranger: you are so discusting! You: u love it, You: i bet ur dirty
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Yeah I know I've still got that to learn, but give me time to reach your standards. Rome wasn't built in a day. I was talking to her... apparantly.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Thats what they want you to think Yeah but when you say "I'm not a paedo!" and see how they react, as if I am a paedo and they are 19, that's proof.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 I was talking to her... apparantly. Will you be in town tomorrow? I think a drink is in order.
Fox You Forest Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Yeah but when you say "I'm not a paedo!" and see how they react, as if I am a paedo and they are 19, that's proof. You're being groomed.
Uncle Albert Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You: hiStranger: hi from? You: cambodia You: u? Stranger: finland:) You: do u like sex Stranger: a lot You: with men? Stranger: of course You: u female? You: or male? Stranger: yes Stranger: female You: big tits? You: shaven pussy Stranger: haista sinä paska ja painu vittuun Stranger: you fooking perv!! You: can i lick ur pussy You: all over Stranger: go to hel You: hell is spelt hell Stranger: GO TO HELL YOU ASSHOLE! You: u can spell You: well done You: come suck me off You: my sperm in u Stranger: you are so discusting! You: u love it, You: i bet ur dirty You have blatently never had a girlfriend if you talk like that. 'My sperm in you'?!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You're being groomed. I'm the groomer. You have blatently never had a girlfriend if you talk like that.'My sperm in you'?! !
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Will you be in town tomorrow? I think a drink is in order. Yes I am. Impressed ?
GLC Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You have blatently never had a girlfriend if you talk like that.'My sperm in you'?! If you say so
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Yes I am.Impressed ? Mildly. Although I am easily impressed.
Uncle Albert Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 If you say so Did you sperm your girlfriend then?
Lovejoy Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: Steve? You: Dave You: you? Stranger: Oh. Your conversational partner has disconnected. B3llend. Another bash methinks.
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Mildly. Although I am easily impressed. Ive got another bird, but im working on filthy pics from that 1.
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