Big Ol' Bob Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 LONGEST RANDOM CONVO EVER Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: flandango Stranger: How do you really feel about it? Stranger: Do you have anger issues? You: i have angry tissues You: thats about it though Stranger: I see You: i have some disregarding newspapers You: and some happy handkerchiefs Stranger: I hate when that happens You: me too You: i just want to strangle a cat You: do you feel me bred? Stranger: I am trying to cut back Stranger: Why a cat? You: what on, marmalade and sheds Stranger: what did they do to you? You: they robbed me of my pride You: do you know what i mean? Stranger: Did you ever have any? You: i had a slight piece You: but it was lost on the titanic Stranger: What did you ever do to be proud of? You: i once climbed a fence You: i am proud of that You: are you proud of me Stranger: I am glad that I really did get the random stranger they promised You: im much more than that You: some may say Stranger: Did you get the report? You: i got a report on steve bruces nose Stranger: About the tainted nuts? You: tainted nuts You: yes i did Stranger: Its an epidemic You: did you get my report on "living in the 12th century" by roman pavluychenko You: have you ever looked at a tree and thought, "fook me i would"!!! Stranger: Apparently we all are going to die You: well You: apparently You: that may be true Stranger: The nuts are tainted You: yes i know You: but i don't mind tainted nuts You: as long as they are edible its fine You: is it fine with you? You: WELL IS IT?? Stranger: Well the nuts got too close to the taint hence the tainted nuts You: tainted love You: don't touch me please You: you know i hate it when you blah blah You: tainted love You: whoooooooahhhhhh Stranger: Don't mess with my tainted nuts You: would you go cyber with a walrus? Stranger: I think I am now You: ohhhh You: listen to you You: mr. big i am You: giving it the big one You: i may be a walrus Stranger: Why yes You: but i'm a walrus who has climbed a fence Stranger: See I could tell You: i have my pride You: and i have my tusks You: or teeth You: i'm not sure what they are You: but they get in the way of my food Stranger: Lets not confuse things Stranger: which is it Stranger: teeth or tusk? You: have you ever heard of elvis hammond? Stranger: He is my brother You: ask him why he is so shite at football? Stranger: Well you would be too with only one leg You: hahahaha You: you don't know how right you are You: what's your view on jade goody? Stranger: A little shady You: would you do it? You: even though she might be a bit stale by now? Stranger: not even with your dick You: listen You: can you hear that? You: it's the sound of the world laughing at you Stranger: yeah that random noise You: doesn't sound good does it You: listen let's cut the crap You: im a **** You: your a **** You: so lets just leave it at that You: ok Stranger: Speak for yourself You: i cant be doing with you any more You: your just fooking with my head You: are you female You: ? Stranger: Well thats what random is for You: well, can I chuck one up you? Stranger: No I don't really like Chuck You: Chuck Norris Stranger: No Stranger: Hes old You: So is your mum You: deal with that one Stranger: Jack Bauer is the man You: fook off Stranger: My mum is dead what of it You: WHAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You: She was alive and kicking last night You: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE I was waiting for someone else to do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 They should rename this site, billynomates.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkzzz_ Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Love this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: what do you want Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 I had some like hour long convo with some German bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Got some 19 year old bird from America gaging 2 fook. Stranger: hiiiiiiii You: hello, i'm gordon ramsey, who are you? Stranger: i'm ali Stranger: ;p Stranger: from? You: alilister eakin? You: from brighton Stranger: no no. Stranger: oh, cool. Stranger: i'm brazilian ^^ You: like the shave? Stranger: an? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: ron? You: yes Stranger: finallyyy!!! Stranger: i've been looking for you You: i know!!! Stranger: how've you been? You: brilliant you? Stranger: i haven't seen you in agggeess Stranger: great You: I know! Stranger: still at hogwarts? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: Hi You: Ahoy there Stranger: Mr. Burns? You: Yarrr Stranger: Prove it You: Booourns Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: SHEMALES You: TRANNYS Stranger: I LOVE THEM Stranger: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS Stranger: TITS, ASS, AND A DICK Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? You: No You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: HIHI You: i fooking love you! Stranger: man, i know You: how's the cats? Stranger: he bites me a lot Stranger: so I ate him You: get a dog to sort it out! You: ok, scrap the dog idea Stranger: cool You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider? Stranger: no You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her Stranger: ohhhhhhhh You: so you know what she did? Stranger: ?? You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider Stranger: haha Stranger: funny You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird! Stranger: You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course Stranger: yeah Stranger: Thanks stranger Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think Stranger: absolutely You: c you buddy You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: HIHI You: i fooking love you! Stranger: man, i know You: how's the cats? Stranger: he bites me a lot Stranger: so I ate him You: get a dog to sort it out! You: ok, scrap the dog idea Stranger: cool You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider? Stranger: no You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her Stranger: ohhhhhhhh You: so you know what she did? Stranger: ?? You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider Stranger: haha Stranger: funny You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird! Stranger: You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course Stranger: yeah Stranger: Thanks stranger Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think Stranger: absolutely You: c you buddy You have disconnected. I hadn't heard that 'The woman who ate the spider' in ages - brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 I hadn't heard that 'The woman who ate the spider' in ages - brilliant i was gutted, half way through when i realised i'd forgotten about the fly first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: goodevening You: can i interest you in a cup of tea? Stranger: 2 sugars Stranger: yes please You: rohypnol? Stranger: i'll pass on that You: oh thats poor form Stranger: im sorry Stranger: i meant to say Stranger: no thank you You: thats better You: on its way Stranger: mhm You: her you go You: ................................._,,,-------,,,_................................... ........................,--~*"¯. . . . . . . . . ¯""*~-,,......................... ..................,-*¯. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."".,,--,,¯"~-,........................ ..............,-" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."". ."",,- "~,............_______ ...........,-" , . . . . . . . . . . . : : .|-~**~, . . . . . . . . "" ,,-"-,...... .........,-"¯ . . .". . , . . . . . . : :,/ . . . . .'\ . . . . . . . . . . .",, '-,....¯¯¯¯¯ ......../::::_,,,_ : : : :~ . . . . . : | . . O . .| . . . . . . . . .. . . ,""-,\................ ........|:,-": : : :"-, : : : . ',. . . . ."-,,__,,-" ." . . . . . . . . . . . ."",-'\............... ........" ... . : : : : '\,; : : : :'\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ., ." \........... ................ . . : : \::;;;; : : :'\, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , ", \........... ...................... :GAYLORD;:::'\, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : :', \ .......... .....................,-':::;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . : : ' , - \.......... ..................,-':::;;;;;;;;;;_,,,--" : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : , ' , ',' |.......... .............,,~"_,,--~~**"¯- - " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : : :, , ",", \................ .........,-"¯:¯¯:::::_, ; : : : : : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : : : , ' ,' ," , . \.............. ........."---~~*""¯/ : : : : : : : : : . : : : : : : : . . : : : : : : : ' ," ,', \ , ' . ,\................. ...................../ : : : : : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : :', ," - , ', , ' , ', "-,........... ..................../ : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : - , ' " - ' , ,- ', , . '-, "-,...... ..................,' : : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : : :- ,' ", ' , " - ' -, " - ', - ,"-,... ................./ : ', : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : :, : : " , -, ' "" , ", ." ,'," . ', " ', . ."-, ................|:::::, : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : , . ." ,' - .,, ,' , . .," ", . ." ', ' . .| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicfox Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: female? You: nope. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicfox Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what Stranger: are Stranger: u Stranger: lookin Stranger: at Stranger: ? 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Stranger: come get sum lil bum You: With or without my gimp mask? Stranger: hey jew bag, always with Stranger: you best wake him up Stranger: oogey boogey darkie!!! You: He'll be woken with a big hard crusty cob lobbed on his head Stranger: cob You: you like bobs? You: cobs? Stranger: who the fook is bobs You: i bet your a cheese and onion sort of person. Stranger: betting is for firestarters Stranger: you grape koolaid drinker You: betting makes the world go round, life is a pure gamble. So take the gamble and smack ya bitch up. Stranger: yes whoop that trick Stranger: hey stranger You: Koolaid, is for aids victims. I drink love juice, from mountains of iraq. Stranger: at aids victims Stranger: purify yourself in the waters of lake minnatalka You: You play games, dont you? with everyone you talk too. Stranger: no nevaaaaa Stranger: just u Stranger: ur special You: Leading me up the garden path. Stranger: i think we should be together too You: Im very special, IM SPARTACUS. Stranger: that is pretty spesh Stranger: im a tree wizard You: Are you? Stranger: mm hmmm Stranger: located conveniently adjacent to alabama You: Does alabama have problems? Stranger: naw just a lotta colored folk You: I live in BLACKpool. You: You not get on with da coloreds? Stranger: im not really from alabama Stranger: im in milwaukee Stranger: i dont mind darkies You: So your a pretender? a jackanoori Stranger: simon your wack ese Stranger: idk wat a jacknori is You: Anyway about burglaring your turds, any chance? Stranger: for sure that is definately whats up Stranger: com to WI i will leave a bag of them in my mailbox Stranger: special delivery for a special fella Stranger: speaking of stranger, i think im gonna give myself one rite nao Stranger: laters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: please talk to me, i am feeling very lonely if you dont talk to me Stranger: ah yess you are here You: fear not You: i am here to save your lonely soul Stranger: my hero .... You: tell me your name Stranger: Henk Stranger: and your's You: Peter You: Peter Parker Stranger: hi peter, where are you comming from? You: the skies Stranger: omg, that so cool. You: i have magical powers Stranger: i always wanted to go there You: i'll take you there You: and we can swing from building to building Stranger: okay no you're being a bit scary You: don't worry You: i save people all the time You: you're safe with me Stranger: the other guy told me the same, and look where i have ended You: you can trust me You: i saved you from loneliness remember Stranger: that is true. Stranger: it can be a bit lonely in hell Stranger: i am in hell You: naa i saved you from there You: how many times am i going to have to say that I fooking SAVED YOU!! Stranger: no i am pretty sure i am still in hell You: oh fook off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ALRIGHT Stranger: i love you You: you too You: how's the piles? Stranger: what is piles sorry? Stranger: my english is not perfect You: them grape sized lumps on your ringhole You: alright fair enough, where you from? Stranger: i'm from russia Stranger: you? You: england, I love vodka. Stranger: COOL Stranger: really you like? You: I'm glad we have broken down the walls between our distant cultures You: yeah man, loving a bit of vladimir Stranger: yeah, i'm glad too =) I HAVE A FRIEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 420 You: i raise you 30....450 Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Might have to have a gander at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Might have to have a gander at this. You can have quite a lot of fun with random people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithweller Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 You: hello Stranger: I CLAIM YOUR Stranger: YOU* You: okay. Stranger: Awesome Stranger: now make me a sandwhich You: are you an american? Stranger: yes You: that explains a lot. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: HIHI You: i fooking love you! Stranger: man, i know You: how's the cats? Stranger: he bites me a lot Stranger: so I ate him You: get a dog to sort it out! You: ok, scrap the dog idea Stranger: cool You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider? Stranger: no You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her Stranger: ohhhhhhhh You: so you know what she did? Stranger: ?? You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider Stranger: haha Stranger: funny You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird! Stranger: You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course Stranger: yeah Stranger: Thanks stranger Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think Stranger: absolutely You: c you buddy You have disconnected. Thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where do you come from? You: england you? Stranger: france You: do you like bread? Stranger: yes and you? You: yeah but not french bread You: it's disgusting You: how can someone make such vile bread?! Stranger: ^^ You: even with butter it's still shit You: do you make french bread? Stranger: no Stranger: i buy it in a "boulangerieé Stranger: boulangerie You: liar You: you so make it You: that's why it tastes crap You: why would you do such a thing? Stranger: ^^ Stranger: i dont have the time You: you're evil You: im suing you Stranger: sure Stranger: XD You: you're not really french are you Stranger: why did you say that? Stranger: lool you are a bastard Stranger: va te faire foutre sale con de rosbif !! Anyone know any French? Translation? By the way, I do like French bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Something about roast beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 "Ive got a right stalk on" brilliant Mtwg! Also Albert Wish I had the free time for all this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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