Chat to a Stranger

[Big Ol' Bob]

LONGEST RANDOM CONVO EVER

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You: flandango

Stranger: How do you really feel about it?

Stranger: Do you have anger issues?

You: i have angry tissues

You: thats about it though

Stranger: I see

You: i have some disregarding newspapers

You: and some happy handkerchiefs

Stranger: I hate when that happens

You: me too

You: i just want to strangle a cat

You: do you feel me bred?

Stranger: I am trying to cut back

Stranger: Why a cat?

You: what on, marmalade and sheds

Stranger: what did they do to you?

You: they robbed me of my pride

You: do you know what i mean?

Stranger: Did you ever have any?

You: i had a slight piece

You: but it was lost on the titanic

Stranger: What did you ever do to be proud of?

You: i once climbed a fence

You: i am proud of that

You: are you proud of me

Stranger: I am glad that I really did get the random stranger they promised

You: im much more than that

You: some may say

Stranger: Did you get the report?

You: i got a report on steve bruces nose

Stranger: About the tainted nuts?

You: tainted nuts

You: yes i did

Stranger: Its an epidemic

You: did you get my report on "living in the 12th century" by roman pavluychenko

You: have you ever looked at a tree and thought, "fook me i would"!!!

Stranger: Apparently we all are going to die

You: well

You: apparently

You: that may be true

Stranger: The nuts are tainted

You: yes i know

You: but i don't mind tainted nuts

You: as long as they are edible its fine

You: is it fine with you?

You: WELL IS IT??

Stranger: Well the nuts got too close to the taint hence the tainted nuts

You: tainted love

You: don't touch me please

You: you know i hate it when you blah blah

You: tainted love

You: whoooooooahhhhhh

Stranger: Don't mess with my tainted nuts

You: would you go cyber with a walrus?

Stranger: I think I am now

You: ohhhh

You: listen to you

You: mr. big i am

You: giving it the big one

You: i may be a walrus

Stranger: Why yes

You: but i'm a walrus who has climbed a fence

Stranger: See I could tell

You: i have my pride

You: and i have my tusks

You: or teeth

You: i'm not sure what they are

You: but they get in the way of my food

Stranger: Lets not confuse things

Stranger: which is it

Stranger: teeth or tusk?

You: have you ever heard of elvis hammond?

Stranger: He is my brother

You: ask him why he is so shite at football?

Stranger: Well you would be too with only one leg

You: hahahaha

You: you don't know how right you are

You: what's your view on jade goody?

Stranger: A little shady

You: would you do it?

You: even though she might be a bit stale by now?

Stranger: not even with your dick

You: listen

You: can you hear that?

You: it's the sound of the world laughing at you

Stranger: yeah that random noise

You: doesn't sound good does it

You: listen let's cut the crap

You: im a ****

You: your a ****

You: so lets just leave it at that

You: ok

Stranger: Speak for yourself

You: i cant be doing with you any more

You: your just fooking with my head

You: are you female

You: ?

Stranger: Well thats what random is for

You: well, can I chuck one up you?

Stranger: No I don't really like Chuck

You: Chuck Norris

Stranger: No

Stranger: Hes old

You: So is your mum

You: deal with that one

Stranger: Jack Bauer is the man

You: fook off

Stranger: My mum is dead what of it

You: WHAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You: She was alive and kicking last night

You: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

[StanSP]

You: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

I was waiting for someone else to do that

[fox123]

They should rename this site, billynomates.com

[Darkzzz_]

Love this...

[Unabomber]

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Stranger: hi

You: what do you want

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[Lamby]

I had some like hour long convo with some German bloke

[stez]

Got some 19 year old bird from America gaging 2 fook.

Stranger: hiiiiiiii

You: hello, i'm gordon ramsey, who are you?

Stranger: i'm ali

Stranger: ;p

Stranger: from?

You: alilister eakin?

You: from brighton

Stranger: no no.

Stranger: oh, cool.

Stranger: i'm brazilian ^^

You: like the shave?

Stranger: an?

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[Unabomber]

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You: hi

Stranger: ron?

You: yes

Stranger: finallyyy!!!

Stranger: i've been looking for you

You: i know!!!

Stranger: how've you been?

You: brilliant you?

Stranger: i haven't seen you in agggeess

Stranger: great

You: I know!

Stranger: still at hogwarts?

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[Lamby]

Stranger: Hi

You: Ahoy there

Stranger: Mr. Burns?

You: Yarrr

Stranger: Prove it

You: Booourns

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Stranger: SHEMALES

You: TRANNYS

Stranger: I LOVE THEM

Stranger: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Stranger: TITS, ASS, AND A DICK

Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

You: No

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[stez]

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You: hello

Stranger: HIHI

You: i fooking love you!

Stranger: man, i know

You: how's the cats?

Stranger: he bites me a lot

Stranger: so I ate him

You: get a dog to sort it out!

You: ok, scrap the dog idea

Stranger: cool

You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider?

Stranger: no

You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her

Stranger: ohhhhhhhh

You: so you know what she did?

Stranger: ??

You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider

Stranger: haha

Stranger: funny

You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird!

Stranger:

You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Thanks stranger

Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower

You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think

Stranger: absolutely

You: c you buddy

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[fox123]

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You: hello

Stranger: HIHI

You: i fooking love you!

Stranger: man, i know

You: how's the cats?

Stranger: he bites me a lot

Stranger: so I ate him

You: get a dog to sort it out!

You: ok, scrap the dog idea

Stranger: cool

You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider?

Stranger: no

You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her

Stranger: ohhhhhhhh

You: so you know what she did?

Stranger: ??

You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider

Stranger: haha

Stranger: funny

You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird!

Stranger:

You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Thanks stranger

Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower

You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think

Stranger: absolutely

You: c you buddy

You have disconnected.

I hadn't heard that 'The woman who ate the spider' in ages - brilliant

[stez]

I hadn't heard that 'The woman who ate the spider' in ages - brilliant

i was gutted, half way through when i realised i'd forgotten about the fly first!

[The Reverend]

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Stranger: hello

You: goodevening

You: can i interest you in a cup of tea?

Stranger: 2 sugars

Stranger: yes please

You: rohypnol?

Stranger: i'll pass on that

You: oh thats poor form

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: i meant to say

Stranger: no thank you

You: thats better

You: on its way

Stranger: mhm

You: her you go

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[Leicfox]

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Stranger: female?

You: nope.

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[Leicfox]

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You: Im the famous turd burglar, and in looking at your bum hole.

Stranger: come get sum lil bum

You: With or without my gimp mask?

Stranger: hey jew bag, always with

Stranger: you best wake him up

Stranger: oogey boogey darkie!!!

You: He'll be woken with a big hard crusty cob lobbed on his head

Stranger: cob

You: you like bobs?

You: cobs?

Stranger: who the fook is bobs

You: i bet your a cheese and onion sort of person.

Stranger: betting is for firestarters

Stranger: you grape koolaid drinker

You: betting makes the world go round, life is a pure gamble. So take the gamble and smack ya bitch up.

Stranger: yes whoop that trick

Stranger: hey stranger

You: Koolaid, is for aids victims. I drink love juice, from mountains of iraq.

Stranger: at aids victims

Stranger: purify yourself in the waters of lake minnatalka

You: You play games, dont you? with everyone you talk too.

Stranger: no nevaaaaa

Stranger: just u

Stranger: ur special

You: Leading me up the garden path.

Stranger: i think we should be together too

You: Im very special, IM SPARTACUS.

Stranger: that is pretty spesh

Stranger: im a tree wizard

You: Are you?

Stranger: mm hmmm

Stranger: located conveniently adjacent to alabama

You: Does alabama have problems?

Stranger: naw just a lotta colored folk

You: I live in BLACKpool.

You: You not get on with da coloreds?

Stranger: im not really from alabama

Stranger: im in milwaukee

Stranger: i dont mind darkies

You: So your a pretender? a jackanoori

Stranger: simon your wack ese

Stranger: idk wat a jacknori is

You: Anyway about burglaring your turds, any chance?

Stranger: for sure that is definately whats up

Stranger: com to WI i will leave a bag of them in my mailbox

Stranger: special delivery for a special fella

Stranger: speaking of stranger, i think im gonna give myself one rite nao

Stranger: laters

[StanSP]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: please talk to me, i am feeling very lonely if you dont talk to me

Stranger: ah yess you are here

You: fear not

You: i am here to save your lonely soul

Stranger: my hero ....

You: tell me your name

Stranger: Henk

Stranger: and your's

You: Peter

You: Peter Parker

Stranger: hi peter, where are you comming from?

You: the skies

Stranger: omg, that so cool.

You: i have magical powers

Stranger: i always wanted to go there

You: i'll take you there

You: and we can swing from building to building

Stranger: okay no you're being a bit scary

You: don't worry

You: i save people all the time

You: you're safe with me

Stranger: the other guy told me the same, and look where i have ended

You: you can trust me

You: i saved you from loneliness remember

Stranger: that is true.

Stranger: it can be a bit lonely in hell

Stranger: i am in hell

You: naa i saved you from there

You: how many times am i going to have to say that I fooking SAVED YOU!!

Stranger: no i am pretty sure i am still in hell

You: oh fook off

[Unit]

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You: ALRIGHT

Stranger: i love you

You: you too

You: how's the piles?

Stranger: what is piles sorry?

Stranger: my english is not perfect

You: them grape sized lumps on your ringhole

You: alright fair enough, where you from?

Stranger: i'm from russia

Stranger: you?

You: england, I love vodka.

Stranger: COOL

Stranger: really you like?

You: I'm glad we have broken down the walls between our distant cultures

You: yeah man, loving a bit of vladimir

Stranger: yeah, i'm glad too =)

I HAVE A FRIEND

[StanSP]

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Stranger: 420

You: i raise you 30....450

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I think I won

[Tilley]

Might have to have a gander at this.

[StanSP]

Might have to have a gander at this.

You can have quite a lot of fun with random people

[keithweller]

You: hello

Stranger: I CLAIM YOUR

Stranger: YOU*

You: okay.

Stranger: Awesome

Stranger: now make me a sandwhich

You: are you an american?

Stranger: yes

You: that explains a lot.

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[GLC]

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You: hello

Stranger: HIHI

You: i fooking love you!

Stranger: man, i know

You: how's the cats?

Stranger: he bites me a lot

Stranger: so I ate him

You: get a dog to sort it out!

You: ok, scrap the dog idea

Stranger: cool

You: did you hear about this woman who ate a spider?

Stranger: no

You: it wriggle and jiggled and tickled inside her

Stranger: ohhhhhhhh

You: so you know what she did?

Stranger: ??

You: she ate a bird, to eat the spider

Stranger: haha

Stranger: funny

You: the point is, she then ate a cat to eat the bird!

Stranger:

You: this went on, she ate a dog, a cow a horse, and now, she is dead of course

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Thanks stranger

Stranger: Im gotta go to take a shower

You: oh yeah, she was mentally ill i think

Stranger: absolutely

You: c you buddy

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Thats great

[StanSP]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where do you come from?

You: england you?

Stranger: france

You: do you like bread?

Stranger: yes and you?

You: yeah but not french bread

You: it's disgusting

You: how can someone make such vile bread?!

Stranger: ^^

You: even with butter it's still shit

You: do you make french bread?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i buy it in a "boulangerieé

Stranger: boulangerie

You: liar

You: you so make it

You: that's why it tastes crap

You: why would you do such a thing?

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: i dont have the time

You: you're evil

You: im suing you

Stranger: sure

Stranger: XD

You: you're not really french are you

Stranger: why did you say that?

Stranger: lool you are a bastard

Stranger: va te faire foutre sale con de rosbif !!

Anyone know any French? Translation?

By the way, I do like French bread

[GLC]

Something about roast beef

[Tommeh]

"Ive got a right stalk on" brilliant Mtwg! Also Albert

Wish I had the free time for all this!