Uncle Albert Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Well if its any consolation I added some 21 year old on facebook last night and added her on msn this morn and already got her to agree to fook me You are Charlton's answer to GLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 No you didn't. Er yeah I did, want a pic aswell for proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 No you didn't. I was joking about you being groomed, He's sure as shit getting groomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Er yeah I did, want a pic aswell for proof? Going onto your Facebook friends and getting a random picture doesnt count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Er yeah I did, want a pic aswell for proof? Watch it be the female equivalent to rick waller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 I was joking about you being groomed, He's sure as shit getting groomed. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Watch it be the female equivalent to rick waller Or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovejoy Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Was just getting well in there with some proper feisty Yank bird when the conversation imploded . Gutted, she'd even invited me over to Pennsylvania :laugh: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Or not 2 different people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 2 different people. Dyed hair maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hi! Stranger: Never gonna give you up Stranger: Never gonna let you down Stranger: Never gonna run around and Stranger: desert you Stranger: Never gonna make you cry Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye Stranger: Never gonna tell a lie Stranger: and hurt you I actually got you that time hahahaha! This was the last thing i typed before i left work hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You: hi Stranger: hello ;] Stranger: were u from? You: London Stranger: okeey You: and you? Stranger: Poland You: okay Stranger: how old are u? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Am I that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 fooking hell this site is jokes. Just wasted half hour of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: HI Stranger: U ARE FROM ??? You: hello Stranger: you are from... ? You: London Stranger: where live you? Stranger: i lvoe london You: yes Stranger: im from Brazil You: okay Stranger: do you speak Deutsch ? Stranger: what you age ? Stranger: you famale or male ? You: no i dont. and im 18 and male Stranger: show your tits ? like Elton John ? Stranger: CYBER Stranger: okok Stranger: BYEBYE WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hello You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 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lavrentis Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: HIStranger: U ARE FROM ??? You: hello Stranger: you are from... ? You: London Stranger: where live you? Stranger: i lvoe london You: yes Stranger: im from Brazil You: okay Stranger: do you speak Deutsch ? Stranger: what you age ? Stranger: you famale or male ? You: no i dont. and im 18 and male Stranger: show your tits ? like Elton John ? Stranger: CYBER Stranger: okok Stranger: BYEBYE WTF? I went on just now and spoke to someone from London, wasn't you was it? I said I was from Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 I went on just now and spoke to someone from London, wasn't you was it? I said I was from Lincoln. Nah, I end up with a load of weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hello You: Evil Overlord Of The Universe here, hello Stranger: nice. is this frank? You: nope Stranger: ok. sounds like him. You: this is not Talk to Frank Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vardinhio Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl? Stranger: what is this, 1993? You: yes Stranger: but 28/f/south us You: asl? You: cool Stranger: you? You: 21/m/us You: i like older women You: do you want a good seeing to You: you randy bitch Stranger: wow you are disgusting this is brilliant! post of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Stranger: would you have sex with prince? You: no, cos im not gay Stranger: it doesn't matter Stranger: this is anonymous You: er, yer it does Stranger: I didn't even know you were a guy until you said something You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 Please stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 I haven't had one person from England yet. Swedes and Brazilians so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 3 April 2009 Share Posted 3 April 2009 You: hey Stranger: ................................._,,,-------,,,_................................... ........................,--~*"¯. . . . . . . . . ¯""*~-,,......................... ..................,-*¯. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."".,,--,,¯"~-,........................ ..............,-" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."". ."",,- "~,............_______ ...........,-" , . . . . . . . . . . . : : .|-~**~, . . . . . . . . "" ,,-"-,...... .........,-"¯ . . .". . , . . . . . . : :,/ . . . . .'\ . . . . . . . . . . .",, '-,....¯¯¯¯¯ ......../::::_,,,_ : : : :~ . . . . . : | . . O . .| . . . . . . . . .. . . ,""-,\................ ........|:,-": : : :"-, : : : . ',. . . . ."-,,__,,-" ." . . . . . . . . . . . ."",-'\............... ........" ... . : : : : '\,; : : : :'\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ., ." \........... ................ . . : : \::;;;; : : :'\, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , ", \........... ...................... :GAYLORD;:::'\, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : :', \ .......... .....................,-':::;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . : : ' , - \.......... ..................,-':::;;;;;;;;;;_,,,--" : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : , ' , ',' |.......... .............,,~"_,,--~~**"¯- - " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : : :, , ",", \................ .........,-"¯:¯¯:::::_, ; : : : : : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : : : , ' ,' ," , . \.............. ........."---~~*""¯/ : : : : : : : : : . : : : : : : : . . : : : : : : : ' ," ,', \ , ' . ,\................. ...................../ : : : : : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : :', ," - , ', , ' , ', "-,........... ..................../ : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : - , ' " - ' , ,- ', , . '-, "-,...... ..................,' : : : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : : :- ,' ", ' , " - ' -, " - ', - ,"-,... ................./ : ', : : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : :, : : " , -, ' "" , ", ." ,'," . ', " ', . ."-, ................|:::::, : : : : : : : . . . . . . . : : : : : : : : , . ." ,' - .,, ,' , . .," ", . ." ', ' . .| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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