Guest Bilo Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 And they are affecting us so much in this campaign aren't they? 100% qualifying record. Highest scorers in Europe. Rooney as top scorer in UEFA qualifiers. First team to beat Croatia in Zagreb for 14 years. We're being humiliated quite frankly. Can't you see it?
Radovan's Caravan Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 And they are affecting us so much in this campaign aren't they? Oh I'd say about as much as Croatia are affecting us in ours...
Radovan's Caravan Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 Cyber stalker Its impossible to avoid your drivel.I couldn't give a shite how long your around nor have I mentioned that England will win the world cup "piss easy" as you put it. It's just every thread which is cup competition related seems to be littered with your crap. Shrenchel speaks for all of us. If he does, I'd be very concerned if I were you. His posts are riddled with non sequiturs and paradoxes. There is also evidence of a profound anti social personality disorder (possible cause - serotonin deficiency). As a precaution, I would advise all those swayed by his prosaic abuse to seek an MRI scan (to rule out pre senile dementia) at the earliest opportunity.
Edmund Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 If he does, I'd be very concerned if I were you. His posts are riddled with non sequiturs and paradoxes. There is also evidence of a profound anti social personality disorder (possible cause - serotonin deficiency).As a precaution, I would advise all those swayed by his prosaic abuse to seek an MRI scan (to rule out pre senile dementia) at the earliest opportunity. A humourless cvnt Point proven
Corky Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 If he does, I'd be very concerned if I were you. His posts are riddled with non sequiturs and paradoxes. There is also evidence of a profound anti social personality disorder (possible cause - serotonin deficiency).As a precaution, I would advise all those swayed by his prosaic abuse to seek an MRI scan (to rule out pre senile dementia) at the earliest opportunity. Who gives a fuck? He's amusing and his posts are good.
Radovan's Caravan Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 Point proven Shrenchel's problem is that he is very thin skinned. Rather than countering my little jibes with a witty riposte he resorts to 'fvck off red nose' type abuse (and in the process reveals himself for what he is - a nasty little jingoist). As for my photo captions (I used to be paid good money for doing that stuff) humour, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. If the surrounding content puts your back up you are not going to guffaw at my lateral take on things are you? Just for the record, I sometimes run my one liners past my English speaking mates and If they don't make 'em chortle I spike them. Usually though they do hit a respectable number on the old chuckle-o-meter. But not as a high a number as Uncle Albert's revelation that England are the third best team in the world.
Edmund Posted 2 July 2009 Posted 2 July 2009 Shrenchel's problem is that he is very thin skinned. Rather than countering my little jibes with a witty riposte he resorts to 'fvck off red nose' type abuse (and in the process reveals himself for what he is - a nasty little jingoist). As for my photo captions (I used to be paid good money for doing that stuff) humour, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. If the surrounding content puts your back up you are not going to guffaw at my lateral take on things are you? Just for the record, I sometimes run my one liners past my English speaking mates and If they don't make 'em chortle I spike them. Usually though they do hit a respectable number on the old chuckle-o-meter. But not as a high a number as Uncle Albert's revelation that England are the third best team in the world. Everyones entitled to there own opinion and how you conduct your own is your choice but I don't understand why you are so surprised at the passion and optimism shown for the English national team on a English football forum. I don't know where your from but if having a bit of optimism is classed as crazy in your parts then stone me dead. You come across as bitter towards the national team and the humor is cringeworthy and very pessimistic. The only thing I can gather from your posts is either Capello or Lord Triesman has stuck one in your wife/mum/sisters shitter. Do you even support Leicester? Im more down to earth and to be honest don't show the same compassion for England as I do Leicester but I can't see why knocking people for supporting their team, even if it may be a tad beyond reality is such a grievance to you. Yes we are overrated, yes we are shit at penalties, is that what you want to hear? Who gives a shit, we will have a bloody good go at winning the cup this year and if our fans share the same optimism, the more the merrier.
Radovan's Caravan Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Everyones entitled to there own opinion and how you conduct your own is your choice but I don't understand why you are so surprised at the passion and optimism shown for the English national team on a English football forum. I don't know where your from but if having a bit of optimism is classed as crazy in your parts then stone me dead. You come across as bitter towards the national team and the humor is cringeworthy and very pessimistic. The only thing I can gather from your posts is either Capello or Lord Triesman has stuck one in your wife/mum/sisters shitter. Do you even support Leicester? Im more down to earth and to be honest don't show the same compassion for England as I do Leicester but I can't see why knocking people for supporting their team, even if it may be a tad beyond reality is such a grievance to you. Yes we are overrated, yes we are shit at penalties, is that what you want to hear? Who gives a shit, we will have a bloody good go at winning the cup this year and if our fans share the same optimism, the more the merrier. You are a noble ruffian Mr Jehst and I salute your honesty (and your 'compassion' ). In answer to your queries, comments and observations: (!) I am not surprised by the passion for England but the blind optimism I find irritating - mainly because you cannot see what is painfully obvious to foreigners. (2) Serbia (where all females, on reaching menarche, have compulsory colostomies and then have their sphincters sewn up to prevent the acts at the centre of your speculation). (3) I am sure that if I was cheerleader-in-chief for your monstrous hoofery I would at least be regarded as Deputy to the Jester-in-Residence (Uncle Albert). (4) Leicester has been my English team since 2003/4 when I visted your excellent stadium for England V Serbia (we lost to Joe Cole - your only great technician who, predicably, is unappreciated by virtually everyone involved in the English game). Since my fellow countryman stole, sorry, bought your club my interest in all things Leicester has expanded exponentially. I now look for their result before Voj's. (5) I don't think that England are shit at taking penalties. Does that surprise you? If it does, a few of my other observations about England will raise your eyebrows... and then you'll realise where I'm coming from.
davieG Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 You are a noble ruffian Mr Jehst and I salute your honesty (and your 'compassion' ). In answer to your queries, comments and observations:(!) I am not surprised by the passion for England but the blind optimism I find irritating - mainly because you cannot see what is painfully obvious to foreigners. Yet you can't see what is painfully obvious to many posters on here that your constant jibes and derogatory attacks on this optimism is highly irritating. Saying it once or twice is fine and adds to the debate and lively state of the forum but your constant whining does nothing for the forum but generate ill feeling and for what! You've made your point England is a nation of footballing hoofers with an inflated opinion of their potential - we've got that now, not that the vast majority of us didn't already know as we're not all red top sycophants; how about you try moving on to a different subject or two?
The Doctor Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Shrenchel's problem is that he is very thin skinned. Rather than countering my little jibes with a witty riposte he resorts to 'fvck off red nose' type abuse (and in the process reveals himself for what he is - a nasty little jingoist). As for my photo captions (I used to be paid good money for doing that stuff) humour, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. If the surrounding content puts your back up you are not going to guffaw at my lateral take on things are you? Just for the record, I sometimes run my one liners past my English speaking mates and If they don't make 'em chortle I spike them. Usually though they do hit a respectable number on the old chuckle-o-meter. But not as a high a number as Uncle Albert's revelation that England are the third best team in the world. name one, other than spain and brazil, who are better than england then?
Father Ted Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 You Serb's seriously have some screw's loose. Moron. Coming from biggest moron on the forum. You are an absolute tosser.
purpleronnie Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Coming from biggest moron on the forum.You are an absolute tosser. You mean its not me? Thanks.
Uncle Albert Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Coming from biggest moron on the forum.You are an absolute tosser.
Guest Bilo Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Coming from biggest moron on the forum.You are an absolute tosser. Rubbish! I'm on the forum.
ACF Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Are you sure Radovan isn't Fez? Remember the French guy who was in love with Elvis 'ammond
Radovan's Caravan Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 Yet you can't see what is painfully obvious to many posters on here that your constant jibes and derogatory attacks on this optimism is highly irritating. Saying it once or twice is fine and adds to the debate and lively state of the forum but your constant whining does nothing for the forum but generate ill feeling and for what! You've made your point England is a nation of footballing hoofers with an inflated opinion of their potential - we've got that now, not that the vast majority of us didn't already know as we're not all red top sycophants; how about you try moving on to a different subject or two? A visit from the 'Party Boss'! In the old days, in the 'old' country, such a call did not augur well. I understand that this is a forum devoted to the exploits of Leicester City Football Club and not England. Now if I was attacking LCFC (and there seems to be more than one or two that do that here) I could understand your annoyance with my jibes and humour at your fans' expense. But I am not attacking your club (though occasionally I cannot resist a satirical dig at my 'neighbour' who you unfortunately invited into your house) and would not dream of doing so. The only slight conflict of interest that I have is with Vojvodina. But as our meeting in the Champions League Final is not scheduled till 2025 in the great book of the Fates I don't worry about that too much. Now, back to your national team. If the vast majority on here are not red top sycophants as you maintain then they should be with me when I shoot down in flames those who ludicrously suggest that England are in fact the third best team in the world. But I don't hear a peep out of this 'moral' majority (or you). I could understand your silence and reserve if I was stirring up Serb/English football rivalry with every post but I don't (and when I do make reference to Serbia it is normally in repsonse to a post that has raised the matter and even then only to put England's record into some kind of perspective). Just in case you think that I have it in for England I don't (eg I could have gloated over your U21 hammering). I have it in for your FA (as well as FIFA, UEFA, CAF and all other corrupt football federations) - those swindlers and cheats who have kept your game in the 19th century, who brainwash the English public into accepting abysmal technical standards (that would not be tolerated in France, Spain and Italy - heads would roll even if the teams were successful) and hoodwink them into believing the impossible. My criticism of England is in fact almost 100% directed at your youth, club and national coaches (including your current carpetbagger who should never have been appointed). What is intriguing here is that no one on this forum is the slightest bit curious about why I say the things I do. Nobody yet, for example, has questioned my controversial opinion that England are 'not shit at taking penalties.' And if I was to say that it is an open secret amongst foreign coaches why England always fail I can virtually guarantee that no one here would want to know what that secret was. I hate to say this but incuriousness is the major indicator for mental dullness. Another big problem that you have is that you all take me far too seriously. Worse, you take yourselves far too seriously (you are a race reknowned for your sense of humour and yet you don't even think that compulsory colostomies and sewn up sphincters are amusing!). LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE FOR CHRISSAKE!
Ultra Posted 3 July 2009 Posted 3 July 2009 My criticism of England is in fact almost 100% directed at your youth, club and national coaches (including your current carpetbagger who should never have been appointed). What is intriguing here is that no one on this forum is the slightest bit curious about why I say the things I do. Nobody yet, for example, has questioned my controversial opinion that England are 'not shit at taking penalties.' And if I was to say that it is an open secret amongst foreign coaches why England always fail I can virtually guarantee that no one here would want to know what that secret was. I hate to say this but incuriousness is the major indicator for mental dullness. Out of interest, who do you think should be England's head coach?
Radovan's Caravan Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 Out of interest, who do you think should be England's head coach? You should really be asking me what it is that I have against Capello... I understand that one of the men who was mentioned as a possible successor to Steve McClaren was a dodgy looking character who closely resembes this hoodlum: If such speculation was correct, then much as it grieves me to say this, he would have made an excellent England coach. But as is so often the case with these things, 'non footballing issues' (ie moolah) have a habit of derailing the best laid plans. I accept that it is possible that the FA may have pulled out all the stops to get him (they could have offered him at least TEN times what he is reported to be on with the unmentionables). But it is more likely that they needed a higher profile figure to cover their arses after the McClaren fiasco. After England's WC QF exit at the hands of Italy Capello refuses to answer why he 'rested' Ferdinand, Gerard & Rooney.
BlueSi13 Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 A visit from the 'Party Boss'! In the old days, in the 'old' country, such a call did not augur well.I understand that this is a forum devoted to the exploits of Leicester City Football Club and not England. Now if I was attacking LCFC (and there seems to be more than one or two that do that here) I could understand your annoyance with my jibes and humour at your fans' expense. But I am not attacking your club (though occasionally I cannot resist a satirical dig at my 'neighbour' who you unfortunately invited into your house) and would not dream of doing so. The only slight conflict of interest that I have is with Vojvodina. But as our meeting in the Champions League Final is not scheduled till 2025 in the great book of the Fates I don't worry about that too much. Now, back to your national team. If the vast majority on here are not red top sycophants as you maintain then they should be with me when I shoot down in flames those who ludicrously suggest that England are in fact the third best team in the world. But I don't hear a peep out of this 'moral' majority (or you). I could understand your silence and reserve if I was stirring up Serb/English football rivalry with every post but I don't (and when I do make reference to Serbia it is normally in repsonse to a post that has raised the matter and even then only to put England's record into some kind of perspective). Just in case you think that I have it in for England I don't (eg I could have gloated over your U21 hammering). I have it in for your FA (as well as FIFA, UEFA, CAF and all other corrupt football federations) - those swindlers and cheats who have kept your game in the 19th century, who brainwash the English public into accepting abysmal technical standards (that would not be tolerated in France, Spain and Italy - heads would roll even if the teams were successful) and hoodwink them into believing the impossible. My criticism of England is in fact almost 100% directed at your youth, club and national coaches (including your current carpetbagger who should never have been appointed). What is intriguing here is that no one on this forum is the slightest bit curious about why I say the things I do. Nobody yet, for example, has questioned my controversial opinion that England are 'not shit at taking penalties.' And if I was to say that it is an open secret amongst foreign coaches why England always fail I can virtually guarantee that no one here would want to know what that secret was. I hate to say this but incuriousness is the major indicator for mental dullness. Another big problem that you have is that you all take me far too seriously. Worse, you take yourselves far too seriously (you are a race reknowned for your sense of humour and yet you don't even think that compulsory colostomies and sewn up sphincters are amusing!). LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE FOR CHRISSAKE! Mate just give it a rest for fook sake, its desperate it really is!!! who have you shot down so spectacularly then? you've just come across as a rambling fool with a real chip on your shoulder as i've told you before, nobody could give a flying fook about what you've got to say, we're English (predominately) on this forum and you've just come across as another little tosser flying the flag for some other little back water that always feels they can take a stab at England and feel better about themselves, we get that all the time from countries like yourself, Croatia, Ukraine etc but we never seem to get them from those that follow the big boys which Serbia will never be, they respect the rivalry, history and importance between us and don't talk utter shit about unfair our FIFA ranking is....its pathetic. It's clear the jealousy if rife with you, just face facts mate, Serbia are shit and nobody gives a toss about them, hence the poor FIFA ranking and the fact you aren't mentioned by anyone across the globe, bookies, fans, you name it and they will all ask "who cares?" nobody cares, they are nothing......by the way despite our technical "deficiencies" we still we able to play you off the park when we played you at the Walkers a while back, to be honest you were one of the worst sides id seen us play in a long long time.....and you've gone and lost another part of your country since then Although in defence i did find your line about finding our passionate support irritating hilarious......very Grinch-esque i thought, i reckon around Christmas time you'll find out that supporting England....."means just that little bit more" Oh and finally....Serbia? 14th in the FIFA world rankings.....should be 41st i say.....see, its annoying isn't it RC?
lavrentis Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 serbia are shit end of dont mind serbia as a country though
Radovan's Caravan Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 Mate just give it a rest for fook sake, its desperate it really is!!! who have you shot down so spectacularly then? you've just come across as a rambling fool with a real chip on your shoulder as i've told you before, nobody could give a flying fook about what you've got to say, we're English (predominately) on this forum and you've just come across as another little tosser flying the flag for some other little back water that always feels they can take a stab at England and feel better about themselves, we get that all the time from countries like yourself, Croatia, Ukraine etc but we never seem to get them from those that follow the big boys which Serbia will never be, they respect the rivalry, history and importance between us and don't talk utter shit about unfair our FIFA ranking is....its pathetic. It's clear the jealousy if rife with you, just face facts mate, Serbia are shit and nobody gives a toss about them, hence the poor FIFA ranking and the fact you aren't mentioned by anyone across the globe, bookies, fans, you name it and they will all ask "who cares?" nobody cares, they are nothing......by the way despite our technical "deficiencies" we still we able to play you off the park when we played you at the Walkers a while back, to be honest you were one of the worst sides id seen us play in a long long time.....and you've gone and lost another part of your country since then Although in defence i did find your line about finding our passionate support irritating hilarious......very Grinch-esque i thought, i reckon around Christmas time you'll find out that supporting England....."means just that little bit more" Oh and finally....Serbia? 14th in the FIFA world rankings.....should be 41st i say.....see, its annoying isn't it RC? So you talk to bookmakers 'across the globe' about Serbian football (not an obvious topic of conversation I would have thought) do you? I am intrigued. Do you converse in English or do you have enough colloquial French/German/Italian etc to get the odds? You have done well - outside the Anglosphere it has been my experience that bookmakers are a very rare species rather like Italian Beefeaters, Russian vicars and Greek cricketers. PS Just as an experiment to prove your theory about ''respect for the rivalry' would you mind donning your England shirt and strolling around the Bernebeu, San Siro, Stadio Olimpico etc on match day and reporting back on the convivial company of the local Ultras?
Father Ted Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 serbia are shit end ofdont mind serbia as a country though They'll soon overtake Greece in the rankings
davieG Posted 4 July 2009 Posted 4 July 2009 A visit from the 'Party Boss'! In the old days, in the 'old' country, such a call did not augur well.I understand that this is a forum devoted to the exploits of Leicester City Football Club and not England. Now if I was attacking LCFC (and there seems to be more than one or two that do that here) I could understand your annoyance with my jibes and humour at your fans' expense. But I am not attacking your club (though occasionally I cannot resist a satirical dig at my 'neighbour' who you unfortunately invited into your house) and would not dream of doing so. The only slight conflict of interest that I have is with Vojvodina. But as our meeting in the Champions League Final is not scheduled till 2025 in the great book of the Fates I don't worry about that too much. Now, back to your national team. If the vast majority on here are not red top sycophants as you maintain then they should be with me when I shoot down in flames those who ludicrously suggest that England are in fact the third best team in the world. But I don't hear a peep out of this 'moral' majority (or you). I could understand your silence and reserve if I was stirring up Serb/English football rivalry with every post but I don't (and when I do make reference to Serbia it is normally in repsonse to a post that has raised the matter and even then only to put England's record into some kind of perspective). Just in case you think that I have it in for England I don't (eg I could have gloated over your U21 hammering). I have it in for your FA (as well as FIFA, UEFA, CAF and all other corrupt football federations) - those swindlers and cheats who have kept your game in the 19th century, who brainwash the English public into accepting abysmal technical standards (that would not be tolerated in France, Spain and Italy - heads would roll even if the teams were successful) and hoodwink them into believing the impossible. My criticism of England is in fact almost 100% directed at your youth, club and national coaches (including your current carpetbagger who should never have been appointed). What is intriguing here is that no one on this forum is the slightest bit curious about why I say the things I do. Nobody yet, for example, has questioned my controversial opinion that England are 'not shit at taking penalties.' And if I was to say that it is an open secret amongst foreign coaches why England always fail I can virtually guarantee that no one here would want to know what that secret was. I hate to say this but incuriousness is the major indicator for mental dullness. Another big problem that you have is that you all take me far too seriously. Worse, you take yourselves far too seriously (you are a race reknowned for your sense of humour and yet you don't even think that compulsory colostomies and sewn up sphincters are amusing!). LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE FOR CHRISSAKE! Me lighten up you're the one that goes on and on and on through the same old statements, there's nothing wrong with you making your points but hey it's now very As for the silent majority not saying anything well we've said it hundreds of times over the years we're as bored of saying it as we are of seeing you repeating it. Even so did I not recently comment on the England's Chief Football Development Officer - Sir Trevor Brooking having achieved very little in his longish tenure. There are always going to be people with their 'coloured' specs on defending their position whether it's their local 'sports' club, their 'national' team, their town, their City, their country, their unruly children, etc, etc, it's human nature. You are intelligent enough to know that and are obviously enjoying poking their fire, but frankly the majority of us, yes mostly the silent ones have heard the joke we've had our laugh at our expense, had you noticed that in general we are a very self deprecating nation and moved onto another subject - it's a shame you can't do like wise. PS. I say all this not as Admin but as someone who comes on here to listen to rational well argued debates but I do like some variety not the same one repeated. So I speak as davieG just a regular poster.
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