The Doctor Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 Now that's just disrespectful to vagina's!! taking a cruel joke and making it crueller. Bravo sir!
The Doctor Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 me 4 best newcomer as you've said in the voting topic despite everyone knowing this will go to alan johnson for sure.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 Bagsy best poster with 'Bellend' as part of username. Seriously though, I don't think think people should receive any recognition for farting about on the internet. It needs to be discouraged, if anything
General Smuts Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 The Kokopops award to services to drunken posts should also be considered. Finally an award i might at least be shortlisted for! He's got a certain gift, it's true The gift of the drab.
BoneDog Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 Finally an award i might at least be shortlisted for! The 'Perv of the Year' award You'd have a good chance in that, along with a couple of others!
General Smuts Posted 3 December 2009 Posted 3 December 2009 The 'Perv of the Year' award You'd have a good chance in that, along with a couple of others! 'Most Likely To Shit His Pants At CSI Coming Round His House With A UV Light'. Stay away from my carpets Grissom! Wouldn't be suprised if this is the first year i don't get any nominations for anything since i joined. I've really given up posting in any thread other than the film thread unless it contains any reference to jizzing on the carpet or a Chris Powell/Ricky Sappleton spit roast.
Uncle Albert Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 Nobody is fit enough to take my 'Best Newcomer Crown'.
Alexikokopops Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 The Kokopops award to services to drunken posts should also be considered. Finally an award i might at least be shortlisted for! You're in danger of being usurped by a new generation of University goers. It's time to move on, Smutlington, and hand over the baton. Do not fear, they will do us proud.
General Smuts Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 Smuts - Jizzmeister of the Year The Jizzmeister General (Smuts)! Whereas the 'Moby Lookalike' award is surely in the bag for you. You're in danger of being usurped by a new generation of University goers. It's time to move on, Smutlington, and hand over the baton. Do not fear, they will do us proud. Good! I've been trying to pass the baton to MTWG for 2 years now and the fucker won't come and collect it.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 Good! I've been trying to pass the baton to MTWG for 2 years now and the fucker won't come and collect it. I took it ages ago, you're not half the man you used to be. You've been batonless for time. TIME. With Tommeh and JME excelling, as well as Joe. who's learning too, drunk posting has come on in leaps and bounds this year.
General Smuts Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 I took it ages ago, you're not half the man you used to be. You've been batonless for time. TIME.With Tommeh and JME excelling, as well as Joe. who's learning too, drunk posting has come on in leaps and bounds this year. Well where did i get this baton shaped paperweight from then?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 December 2009 Posted 4 December 2009 Well where did i get this baton shaped paperweight from then? A key cutters / shoe repair, no doubt.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 December 2009 Posted 10 December 2009 I find it somewhat amazing I am still getting votes .
Guest Bilo Posted 11 December 2009 Posted 11 December 2009 Nominations for Funniest Poster and Best Debater are flattering indeed, but surprising. Shame the latter is sewn up by Shrenchel and I haven't a hope in hell of landing the former.
Tommeh Posted 11 December 2009 Posted 11 December 2009 I wish Knowitall would fu ck off. People only go in threads when he's last posted for shite news and bollocks playground gossip. The 4/5 who have voted for me in the last presence question know what their dealing with. If it wasn't for that screwbag I'd have this award on lockdown.
Daggers Posted 11 December 2009 Posted 11 December 2009 Someone told me Knowitall had posted in this thread - it's the only reason I'm here and I'm now mighty pissed off.
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