Daggers Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Surely not? He'd be mad to make things even worse for himself.
StanSP Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Surely not?He'd be mad to make things even worse for himself. after reading the first paragraph I was like WTF Milan?!?! And 'buggery'
lou Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 How the fook do they know it was between those dates? Did the Donkey make a complaint?
stez Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 well i thought it was mildly amusing, but not amusing enough to bother posting in the thread, though.
James. Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Buggery "of" a donkey and "with" a horse...? Did the horse give consent or something?
Wycombe Fox Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 The bloke's had a 'mare Wouldn't want to be 'saddled' with those charges. My coat's on (but it's not a donkey jacket)!
lou Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 The bloke's had a 'mare Wouldn't want to be 'saddled' with those charges. My coat's on! omg
Fosse Boy Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Buggery "of" a donkey and "with" a horse...?Did the horse give consent or something? Maybe it refers to who was the tunnel and who was the train in each instance?
Webbo Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 The bloke's had a 'mare Wouldn't want to be 'saddled' with those charges. My coat's on (but it's not a donkey jacket)! somebody's been reading TB.
Wycombe Fox Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 somebody's been reading TB. How dare ye! That cheese is all my own work! Love the avatar - that guy defo looks like the 'type' as it were - wasn't he a mare, sorry, I mean mayor?
skinnydipper Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Innocent till proven guilty and all that Apparently he'll be mounting a beast of a defence
Houdini Logic Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Ha - love the term 'criminal damage to the animals' My girlfriend once found a number of horses with their hind legs tied together at her local stables - apparently that's what you do if you want to have sex with a horse and apparently it's quite common. What I don't get is that surely if you're going to have a sex with a horse you would untie it after? I'm going to leave now.
Wycombe Fox Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Innocent till proven guilty and all thatApparently he'll be mounting a beast of a defence He will claim that both the donkey and the horse were well up for it based on the old saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink" Equine slappers!
lou Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 sadly it is common... I used to keep a horse in Blaby and there were a spate of attacks in the area for a long time. I find it more scary that someone that sick could be living next door to any of us
stez Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Ha - love the term 'criminal damage to the animals'My girlfriend once found a number of horses with their hind legs tied together at her local stables - apparently that's what you do if you want to have sex with a horse and apparently it's quite common. What I don't get is that surely if you're going to have a sex with a horse you would untie it after? I'm going to leave now. yeah, but horses are really big, and unpredictable. i can think of easier things to bugger..........
BoneDog Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Buggering a Donkey and a Horse?!! I got three words for that, I had to upload a video on me Youtube especially
BoneDog Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Does anyone know if any foreplay was involved? I was just wondering if the guy stood there with his face buried in horse ass for a bit while he french kissed the panny-wanny. If not he's a selfish basdrinker and should get at least 6 months added to his sentence. EDIT : Please don't tell me it was a male horse? That would just be sick
Guest Bilo Posted 6 January 2010 Posted 6 January 2010 Does anyone know if any foreplay was involved? I was just wondering if the guy stood there with his face buried in horse ass for a bit while he french kissed the panny-wanny. If not he's a selfish basdrinker and should get at least 6 months added to his sentence. EDIT : Please don't tell me it was a male horse? That would just be sick I imagine it would be even worse if it was a foal. Bloody paedo.
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