stez Posted 15 April 2010 Posted 15 April 2010 The Catholics have to be up there as my number one faith I most despise. If it weren't for Father Ted I'd probably have started picking fights with priests and nuns by now. There again, if an old White Catholic man didn't come out with rabid right-wing views and a dodgy opinion about homosexuality then I'd start getting worried. It's what they do. That, and have virgins give marriage counselling advice. that's a bit like being a history teacher, i suppose, you can read about it in books, but you've not actually been there.
Fosse Boy Posted 16 September 2010 Posted 16 September 2010 So how else is everyone finding his state visit?
Wycombe Fox Posted 16 September 2010 Posted 16 September 2010 This should sort things out in the future (sorry if it's been posted before)
Zingari Posted 16 September 2010 Posted 16 September 2010 “The Popemobile: Because nothing says “I have faith in God” like 3 inches of bulletproof glass.”
Messi Posted 16 September 2010 Posted 16 September 2010 BBC News: Pope Touches Down in the UK Down, age 6, was not available for comment after the incident.
Guest Mee-9 Posted 17 September 2010 Posted 17 September 2010 The pope's arms like robotic. He must have some serious cramp.
Head Honcho Posted 17 September 2010 Posted 17 September 2010 I personally can't see the top folk in the Catholic Church ever facing any kind of criminal proceedings as they are the most powerful organisation in the world. Even more powerful than the Jewish lobbies in the US and Israel. And if the state of Israel can get away with breaking tens of UN resolutions for over 30 years then I can't see the top brass at the Catholic Church worrying. Jesuits run tings and there aint a damn thing anyone can do about it. Didn't realise this was a discussion about Israel
Phube Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 From Daily Mash: POPE CONGRATULATED ON SIZE OF HIS BALLS 17-09-10 POPE Benedict was congratulated on the sheer heft and girth of his testicles last night after the former Hitler Youth member said atheists were Nazis and accused Richard Dawkins of plotting a new holocaust. Experts say they must be like pumpkins Looking as if he believed every word of it, the Pontiff claimed it was the Nazis' atheism that drove them to kill millions and warned that the smart arse you argue with in the pub about religion will eventually gas you in a camp near Watford. Ignoring his predecessor Pius XII's indifference to the Final Solution, as well as the countless references to God and 'divine providence' in Mein Kampf and many of Hitler's speeches, the Pope said Professor Dawkins was probably a gayboy as well. He said: "The Nazis wanted to destroy all religions. That's why they focused on killing Jews. And homosexuals and gypsies and intellectuals and communists and people who didn't like Nazis. Thank Christ I wasn't on that list. "I would stress that there's absolutely no need for anyone to go looking any of this up in books and such like. The great thing about my infallibility is that it means you have more time to spend on your hobbies." Tom Logan, who listened to the speech in Edinburgh, said: "Sweet baby Jesus, that man's got the biggest fooking balls I've ever seen. He must use a pair of specially adapted braces to stop them bumping along the ground. "Or maybe there's a tiny priest under his dress whose job it is to hold the Pope's massive nuts in a basket." Meanwhile Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, explained: "Not that it actually makes any difference, but of course Hitler believed in God - he just didn't like organised religion. He wanted his ideology to be supreme just like - oh, I don't know - every Pope since the fictional character of St Peter was invented sometime in the late first century. "And obviously the holocaust would not have been possible unless the Nazis had been able to tap into the deep-seated Christian anti-semitism that had existed across Europe for centuries. You fat fooking sack of infallible monkey shit." But last night a Vatican spokesman insisted the Pope was 'well aware of Nazi ideology' mainly because he had earned the badge when he was 14. The spokesman added: "He also had the Kristallnacht badge, the eugenics badge and even got extra credit for being able to draw a very amusing caricature of a predatory Jew." More here: Daily Mash
Zingari Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 From Daily Mash: More here: Daily Mash :crylaugh: "And obviously the holocaust would not have been possible unless the Nazis had been able to tap into the deep-seated Christian anti-semitism that had existed across Europe for centuries. You fat fooking sack of infallible monkey shit." I'm nicking this quote for future use
Jordan Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 O! The irony of a former Hitler Youth member comparing atheism to the roots of the Holocaust. The entire mother's side of my family is Catholic and I'll go to weddings, funeral services etc. out of respect but I don't think I'll put my feet in any Roman Catholic church any more as long as that **** Ratzinger is in charge.
BlueSi13 Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 Ahh yes nothing like a papal visit for this countries anti-catholic bigots to come out the woodwork kicking and screaming trying to hide their irrational hatred behind humour. Enchanting.
Phube Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 Ahh yes nothing like a papal visit for this countries anti-catholic bigots to come out the woodwork kicking and screaming trying to hide their irrational hatred behind humour. Enchanting. Irrational?!?!
Fosse Boy Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 Ahh yes nothing like a papal visit for this countries anti-catholic bigots to come out the woodwork kicking and screaming trying to hide their irrational hatred behind humour. Enchanting. Yep, being disgusted by someone who uses their power to protect child abusers and support the spread of AIDS is pretty fucking irrational. Someone excommunicate me for my own good.
poopbutt Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 Ahh yes nothing like a papal visit for this countries anti-catholic bigots to come out the woodwork kicking and screaming trying to hide their irrational hatred behind humour. Enchanting. irish descent>?
Zingari Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 Ahh yes nothing like a papal visit for this countries anti-catholic bigots to come out the woodwork kicking and screaming trying to hide their irrational hatred behind humour. Enchanting. there's nothing irrational about it , but i do get the feeling that quite a lot of the loudest voices (Stephen Fry ,Peter Tatchell etc)are conspicuously silent with any criticism towards islamic practices
FoxyPV Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 irish descent>? What's that got to do with anything?
FoxyPV Posted 18 September 2010 Posted 18 September 2010 there's nothing irrational about it , but i do get the feeling that quite a lot of the loudest voices (Stephen Fry ,Peter Tatchell etc)are conspicuously silent with any criticism towards islamic practices Peter Tatchell
Fosse Boy Posted 19 September 2010 Posted 19 September 2010 http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Imposter-Pope-has-his-dog.6536967.jp
Guest Bilo Posted 19 September 2010 Posted 19 September 2010 http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Imposter-Pope-has-his-dog.6536967.jp How stupid would you have to be to think a Popemobile sponsored by a gambling site was the real deal? And that the Pope just happened to fancy an Egg McMuffin at 9am?
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