Unabomber Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 Offer him 20k and a bonus of 500k if he gets us 20+ goals. I know it won't happen, but we can have some dreams. I can see us signing Bellamy tbh.
Leicester_Loyal Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 He will go Celtic or Fulham in my opinion.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 It would be great to get Bellamy, but it just is not going to happen.
Stand UP... Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 (this is not really related but I cant help myself) I absolutely hate the fook out of Man City. they ruin great footballers, ruin british football, they just piss me off. well said mate, am with you there
Salieri Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 Bellamy - he has Women's hands! Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard : Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy. Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand] Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm. Blackadder: Well, you're right there. Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy. Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again. Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat? Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up] Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it. Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut. Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish. Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up] Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl. Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git. Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie, I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand] Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return as fast as my legs will carry me. Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes. Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours. Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs] Blackadder: Oh my God! Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the first mate's name? Blackadder: Percy. Rum: A nautical cove? Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish.
Stand UP... Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 Bellamy - he has Women's hands! your signature is very annoying by the way......
rico Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard : Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy. Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand] Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm. Blackadder: Well, you're right there. Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy. Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again. Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat? Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up] Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it. Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut. Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish. Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up] Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl. Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git. Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie, I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand] Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return as fast as my legs will carry me. Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes. Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours. Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs] Blackadder: Oh my God! Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the first mate's name? Blackadder: Percy. Rum: A nautical cove? Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish. Classic Blackadder 2,love it !
MPH Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard : Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy. Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand] Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm. Blackadder: Well, you're right there. Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy. Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again. Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat? Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up] Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it. Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut. Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish. Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up] Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl. Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git. Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie, I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand] Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return as fast as my legs will carry me. Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes. Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours. Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs] Blackadder: Oh my God! Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the first mate's name? Blackadder: Percy. Rum: A nautical cove? Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish. So you don't know the way to France either? No... I must admit, you got me there. ......... BUGGER!
Salieri Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 So you don't know the way to France either? No... I must admit, you got me there. ......... BUGGER! Edmund: Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer this thing. Rum: The crew, milord? Edmund: Yes, the crew. Rum: What crew? Edmund: I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew. Rum: Opinion is divided on the subject. Edmund: Oh, really? [starting to get the picture] Rum: Yahs. All the other captains say it is; I say it isn't. Edmund: Oh, God; Mad as a brush.
ramboacdc Posted 14 August 2010 Posted 14 August 2010 we will take robhinio off their hands and take shay given to warm our bench up
rico Posted 15 August 2010 Posted 15 August 2010 Bellamy set to join Cardiff on 6 month loan tomorrow according to SSN How can they afford his wages?
Dylan Posted 15 August 2010 Posted 15 August 2010 Bellamy set to join Cardiff on 6 month loan tomorrow according to SSN How can they afford his wages? got me thinking too. Especially with their financial trouble
Ozwin Posted 15 August 2010 Posted 15 August 2010 Man City are probably paying his wages while he's there.
Salieri Posted 15 August 2010 Posted 15 August 2010 Man City are probably paying his wages while he's there. Cracking signing for them if true.
Leicester_Loyal Posted 15 August 2010 Posted 15 August 2010 Man City will pay most of his wages, if not all I reckon. They don't want him going to a premierleague side.
artursteppe Posted 19 August 2010 Posted 19 August 2010 Roberto has said that Man City have done all their buying now. They will still have at least thirty players when the dust settles on players they will sell. Five or more could be loaned out in the next couple of weeks. Roberto has links with LCFC and will probably know Paulo. What do you think? Is there anyone we could make use of? For example they have five goalkeepers at the moment - Joe Hart, Shay Given, Gonzales Giraldo, Gunnar Nielsen and Stuart Taylor ( who we have borrowed before ). Will they keep more than three in their first team squad?
Bugg Posted 19 August 2010 Posted 19 August 2010 Gunnar Nielsen Gone to Tranmere so that rules him out.
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