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Posted

Offer him 20k and a bonus of 500k if he gets us 20+ goals.

I know it won't happen, but we can have some dreams.

I can see us signing Bellamy tbh.

Posted

(this is not really related but I cant help myself) I absolutely hate the fook out of Man City. they ruin great footballers, ruin british football, they just piss me off.

well said mate, am with you there :thumbup:

Posted

Bellamy - he has Women's hands!

Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard :

Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.

Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and

your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]

Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord!

I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor

in a storm.

Blackadder: Well, you're right there.

Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er

felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed

with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make

fine stockings for his best cabin boy.

Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right

again.

Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?

Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]

Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and

examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been

used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen

shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of

courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.

Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that

mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship

to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going

to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're

clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]

Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a

slip of a girl.

Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.

Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie,

I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand]

Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake]

I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return

as fast as my legs will carry me.

Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll

wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off

by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your

very eyes.

Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours.

Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing

his lack of legs]

Blackadder: Oh my God!

Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will

come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the

first mate's name?

Blackadder: Percy.

Rum: A nautical cove?

Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish.

lol

Posted

Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard :

Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.

Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and

your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]

Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord!

I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor

in a storm.

Blackadder: Well, you're right there.

Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er

felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed

with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make

fine stockings for his best cabin boy.

Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right

again.

Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?

Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]

Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and

examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been

used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen

shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of

courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.

Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that

mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship

to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going

to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're

clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]

Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a

slip of a girl.

Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.

Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie,

I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand]

Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake]

I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return

as fast as my legs will carry me.

Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll

wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off

by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your

very eyes.

Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours.

Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing

his lack of legs]

Blackadder: Oh my God!

Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will

come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the

first mate's name?

Blackadder: Percy.

Rum: A nautical cove?

Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish.

lol

Classic Blackadder 2,love it ! :thumbup:

Posted

Seeing as you seem particularly tickled by old Redbeard :

Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.

Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and

your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]

Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord!

I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor

in a storm.

Blackadder: Well, you're right there.

Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er

felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed

with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make

fine stockings for his best cabin boy.

Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right

again.

Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?

Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]

Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and

examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been

used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen

shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of

courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.

Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that

mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship

to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going

to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're

clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]

Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a

slip of a girl.

Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.

Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie,

I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand]

Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake]

I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return

as fast as my legs will carry me.

Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll

wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off

by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your

very eyes.

Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours.

Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing

his lack of legs]

Blackadder: Oh my God!

Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will

come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the

first mate's name?

Blackadder: Percy.

Rum: A nautical cove?

Blackadder: Yes! Well... He's a sort of wet fish.

lol

So you don't know the way to France either?

No... I must admit, you got me there.

......... BUGGER!

Posted

So you don't know the way to France either?

No... I must admit, you got me there.

......... BUGGER!

Edmund: Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will

know how to steer this thing.

Rum: The crew, milord?

Edmund: Yes, the crew.

Rum: What crew?

Edmund: I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice

for a ship to have a crew.

Rum: Opinion is divided on the subject.

Edmund: Oh, really? [starting to get the picture]

Rum: Yahs. All the other captains say it is; I say it isn't.

Edmund: Oh, God; Mad as a brush.

:D

Posted

Bellamy set to join Cardiff on 6 month loan tomorrow according to SSN

How can they afford his wages?:dunno:

Posted

Bellamy set to join Cardiff on 6 month loan tomorrow according to SSN

How can they afford his wages?:dunno:

got me thinking too. Especially with their financial trouble :S

Posted

Roberto has said that Man City have done all their buying now. They will still have at least thirty players when the dust settles on players they will sell. Five or more could be loaned out in the next couple of weeks. Roberto has links with LCFC and will probably know Paulo. What do you think? Is there anyone we could make use of? For example they have five goalkeepers at the moment - Joe Hart, Shay Given, Gonzales Giraldo, Gunnar Nielsen and Stuart Taylor ( who we have borrowed before ). Will they keep more than three in their first team squad?

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