FoxyPV Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I searched for a similar topic but couldn't find it so here goes. This is a thread dedicated to those things that you thought you'd never do but life has stuck two giant fingers up to you and forced you to do it. Before tonight I never thought I'd have to hold someone's poo in my hand but tonight the wee man saw fit to make sure I had to by shitting in the bath. I'd to scoop it out before he tried to eat it.
the_foxes_till_i_die Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 ahhh thats funny as :crylaugh: my daughter has never done that luckily
rico Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 i once had to scoop my exes grandads false teeth out of a big pool of spew in the back of a taxi after he had had too much to drink the taxi driver wasn't very pleased
MikeyT Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 i once had to scoop my exes grandads false teeth out of a big pool of spew in the back of a taxi after he had had too much to drink the taxi driver wasn't very pleased Why would you do that? Let her or him get them!
rico Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 Why would you do that? Let her or him get them! thats why shs now an ex
jonthefox Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I searched for a similar topic but couldn't find it so here goes. This is a thread dedicated to those things that you thought you'd never do but life has stuck two giant fingers up to you and forced you to do it. Before tonight I never thought I'd have to hold someone's poo in my hand but tonight the wee man saw fit to make sure I had to by shitting in the bath. I'd to scoop it out before he tried to eat it. I thought i was the only one to have done that. The mistake i made was pulling the plug out and then the turd spun violently in the whirlpool .
FoxyPV Posted 23 October 2010 Author Posted 23 October 2010 i once had to scoop my exes grandads false teeth out of a big pool of spew in the back of a taxi after he had had too much to drink the taxi driver wasn't very pleased I read this as my ex grandad didn't want to bring up this strange relationship.
Mee Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I searched for a similar topic but couldn't find it so here goes. This is a thread dedicated to those things that you thought you'd never do but life has stuck two giant fingers up to you and forced you to do it. Before tonight I never thought I'd have to hold someone's poo in my hand but tonight the wee man saw fit to make sure I had to by shitting in the bath. I'd to scoop it out before he tried to eat it. That is actually hilarious Mine is probably i would never of thought my dog would have humped my arm.
Narborough_fox Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I thought I'd never have to feed my Grandad.
rico Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I thought I'd never have to feed my Grandad to the dog.
Narborough_fox Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 No really, I got so upset. Feeding someone 80 years older then you, it's just so upsetting.
Mee Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 Fall into a f+++++g cow pat!!! On that note, my brother kicked cow shit over me when i was crawling under an electric fence.
cambridgefox Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I searched for a similar topic but couldn't find it so here goes. This is a thread dedicated to those things that you thought you'd never do but life has stuck two giant fingers up to you and forced you to do it. Before tonight I never thought I'd have to hold someone's poo in my hand but tonight the wee man saw fit to make sure I had to by shitting in the bath. I'd to scoop it out before he tried to eat it. Thats brought back memories with my kids. My wife shit herself when giving birth,i can remember frantically clearing it up,when she asked whether she had shit herself,i said "no,darling" "you liar i can smell it" oh we do laugh about it now,but at the time she nearly snapped my cock off,as if it was my fault!!
Haylz Lou Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 Before tonight I never thought I'd have to hold someone's poo in my hand but tonight the wee man saw fit to make sure I had to by shitting in the bath. I'd to scoop it out before he tried to eat it. Do you not own a sieve or something like that? My son did that when he was a baby made the ex "fish" it out
rico Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 another not very nice story when i was 13 ,we had an Alsation dog which was about 20 years old,anyway the poor old fellas legs had gone and could no longer walk so my parents arranged for the vet to come round and take him away my parents had to go out and left me at home with the dog,when the vet came he actually made me comfort the dog whilst he gave it the lethal injection.once the dog had passed awat,i then had to hold the bag open for him to put the dog into ! to say i was traumatised would be an understatement
The Doctor Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 On that note, my brother kicked cow shit over me when i was crawling under an electric fence. shouldn't have been crawling under an electric fence then - they're there for a reason
FoxyPV Posted 23 October 2010 Author Posted 23 October 2010 Do you not own a sieve or something like that? My son did that when he was a baby made the ex "fish" it out No point in being squeamish - I just had to man up.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 Someone post the link to the thread about me scooping Fez's sick out my sink. It's a doozy. (I'm on my phone so can't do it)
ACF Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 Someone post the link to the thread about me scooping Fez's sick out my sink. It's a doozy. (I'm on my phone so can't do it) You traumatised me with that.
Tommeh Posted 23 October 2010 Posted 23 October 2010 I never thought I'd applaud a F*rest goal but Jesus Christ Lewis McGugan's free kick today.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 'Attaining free alcohol' from my old employers, returning a week after I'd left for someone's leaving drinks. Leaning over the bar with a glass when no one's around and craftily pouring yourself a pint is extremely rewarding, particularly when they've screwed you over and witheld your final wage without consent. I felt like Tony Montana. I had to do it.
coale39 Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 I was once sick on sick cus I had to clean up the sick, twas sick.
James. Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 After a collosal house party I once shovelled shit out of a blocked toilet in my house in 2nd year of uni using a plastic measuring jug in return for a bag of weed.
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