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Deathlist 2011

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1. Lord Norman Tebbit (Poignantly-timed hit-and-run cycling accident)

2. Dalai Lama (Llama stampede during official visit to Peru)

3. Nick Griffin (Explodes after curry binge in Bengali restaurant)

4. Sting (Implodes into the vortex of his own ego, leaving only a hint of naff lounge jazz on the air and a vague aura of smug hypocrisy

5. Paul McCartney (Hypothermia after getting lost in freezing fog on the Mull of Kintyre; his body is eaten by starving cattle)

Under 40: Robert Earnshaw (Tragically mistimes backflip to celebrate goal v LCFC and lands on his head; match abandoned so goal disallowed....City win replay)

Mass extinction: Cameron, Osborne, Clegg et al drown in indiluted crap (literally) during visit to open a privately-funded, Big Society-run sewage works...they were all in it together.

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1. Aretha Franklin

2. Zsa Zsa Gabor

3. Michael Douglas

4. Oscar Niemayer Jon Voight

5. Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali Al-Megrahi

Under 40 Bonus - Kirsten Dunst

Can Nobody see my list? Y'all keep taking peeps off it!

Sorry didn't see that!

I'll replace Douglas with camilla parker Bowles if nobody has took her

Aretha Franklin too mate.

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Ok in that case

1) David Jason

2) Liz Smith Betty Ford

3) Robert Duvall

4) Prince Philip

5) Bruce Forsyth Harper Lee

U40 - Justin Bieber

Wouldnt let me re-edit the original list, so i've done it again (can you only edit posts once?)

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Ricky Tomlinson

Joan Collins

Neil Kinnock

Eric Clapton

Charlton Heston

Already dead.

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Bono (landmine)

Prince Charles ( Before The Queen abdicates after Williams wedding )

Nelson Mandela

Jeremy Kyle

Bobby Charlton

Bonus under 40: Pete Docherty

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1. Lord Norman Tebbit (Poignantly-timed hit-and-run cycling accident)

2. Dalai Lama (Llama stampede during official visit to Peru)

3. Nick Griffin (Explodes after curry binge in Bengali restaurant)

4. Sting (Implodes into the vortex of his own ego, leaving only a hint of naff lounge jazz on the air and a vague aura of smug hypocrisy

5. Paul McCartney (Hypothermia after getting lost in freezing fog on the Mull of Kintyre; his body is eaten by starving cattle)

Under 40: Robert Earnshaw (Tragically mistimes backflip to celebrate goal v LCFC and lands on his head; match abandoned so goal disallowed....City win replay)

Mass extinction: Cameron, Osborne, Clegg et al drown in indiluted crap (literally) during visit to open a privately-funded, Big Society-run sewage works...they were all in it together.

:D

can you be a little more specific , anyone can predict this sort of stuff

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Wouldnt let me re-edit the original list, so i've done it again (can you only edit posts once?)

you can only edit posts within a certain time of posting them (think it might be 24 hours)

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Roy Keane

Stuart Atwell

2 of the groundsmen at Ipswich

Sepp Blatter

Any Russian of your choosing :thumbup:

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1. John Major

2. Bill Tarmey

3. Frank Worthington :(

4. The Queen

5. Mikhail Gorbachev

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hoping i'm not too late with this

Leonard Nimoy

Larry King

Sean Connery

Charlie Sheen

Diego Maradona

Under 40: Eminem

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