Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 January 2011 Posted 1 January 2011 James Cordon - for being popular without a smidgeon of talent Roman Bednar - for not being able to jump, run or kick a ball Anyone who decided "let's make a film in 3D" - I already wear glasses, I don't want to have to wear a second pair over the top! Prince William - for "that joke" he told at the 2018 world cup vote... oh and for scheduling his wedding on a day I had already booked off!
Jay Posted 1 January 2011 Posted 1 January 2011 James Cordon - for being popular without a smidgeon of talent Roman Bednar - for not being able to jump, run or kick a ball Anyone who decided "let's make a film in 3D" - I already wear glasses, I don't want to have to wear a second pair over the top! Prince William - for "that joke" he told at the 2018 world cup vote... oh and for scheduling his wedding on a day I had already booked off! HELL YEAH!!! Went to see the new Jack Black one the other day and besides the fact that you look a twat wearing two pairs of glasses my nose is not big enough to double up on the glasses front!! some sort of cunning false nose/3d glasses invention is needed, something like this... can't look anymore stupid than wearing 2pairs of glasses
Zingari Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 dunno about anyone else , but i reckon the "season of good will to all men" gets shorter and shorter
davieG Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 dunno about anyone else , but i reckon the "season of good will to all men" gets shorter and shorter A bit like knobs then
Narborough_fox Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 What's this guy done wrong? Quit Eurovision.
Mack Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 Couldn't agree more on the Clegg / Cameron / Osbourne front. Public school silver spoon ****s. Can anyone explain to me how they ended up in power? I mean, there are more poor than rich, which means some the poor actually voted for these wankers. How thick can you be? Sepp Blatter has to be king Knob of 2010 for me. Stubborn, mean, corrupt **** who lords over football like some outdated and clueless dictator with a dislike for anyone or anything powerful enough to challenge his role. Jog on you sack of rancid sanitary towels. The Terry family are a lowlife distasteful bunch of chavs. That being bad enough add the fuel of money and fame to the mix and oh lord you have a whole heap of shit on your hands. The tip of a rotten shat infested iceberg. Ashley Cole for fooking up a marriage with one of the most beautiful and famous women in the Country. Tony Hayward the BP CEO for going yachting for the weekend while millions of barrels of oil were spilling into the gulf and then grinning his way through a senate hearing. Roaul Moat ... say no more. Gazza... For showing up at the police cordon with 2 fishing rods and some KFC for Raoul Moat and pretending to be his mate. Gazza... For being drunk driving.... sleeping... farting... waking... in fact being drunk doing everything James Corden for just being James Corden, a soppy fat unfunny **** with huge man boobs then hanging out with Beckham in nightclubs and making himself look even more of a fat ****. Nick Griffin for standing for Parliament and just being Nick Griffin.... and narrow minded racist arsehole. Chris Evans for invading our lives in Radio 2 and the One Show in a smug aggravating manner. How did this twerp get so rich? Ben Collins aka The Stig for blowing what was a dream job for the sake of a few quid earned from a book and an overblown ego. Naomi Campbell for having a stinking attitude towards anyone and everyone and a big mouth, especially over secret gifts. Ed Milliband for somehow conning the unions into voting for him and providing the Labour Party with the worst leader in living memory. The Pope for talking obvious bollocks in the face of horrific child abuse by senior religious figures. Jason Manford for getting heffers to strip on web cam then getting grassed.
TheUltimateWinner Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 <- Bednar <- Complete Scum Bag Paul Terry <- Gordon Brown
Bert Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 GTFO my country. Pretty sure he will do soon - clutching the ashes.
lildave3 Posted 2 January 2011 Posted 2 January 2011 Endless list of people.. I think you need to chill out!
ACF Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 Pretty sure he will do soon - clutching the ashes. I was actually referring to RooFox, as a joke, seeing as I'm English.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 I was actually referring to RooFox, as a joke, seeing as I'm English. Don't make me steal your visa and dob you in to customs
ACF Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 Don't make me steal your visa and dob you in to customs Hey, I'm a citizen now, I have an Australian Passport and everything.
ozleicester Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 Hey, I'm a citizen now, I have an Australian Passport and everything. There is a course of tablets you can take for that now you know.
ACF Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 There is a course of tablets you can take for that now you know. It flushes out the bogan-ness?
Zingari Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 shouldn't you lot be helping out with dealing with the biblical flood or something ?
ozleicester Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 It flushes out the bogan-ness? nothing can counter that
ACF Posted 3 January 2011 Posted 3 January 2011 nothing can counter that I'll be wearing ugg boots forever D:
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