Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 MTWG see if you can do the same with Ben otherwise we can sort summat where ill put in another one against you, Will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 Yeah i'm not involved in this. BlueBrett can go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 23 January 2011 Author Share Posted 23 January 2011 how'd this come about? rapping is probably the last thing I'd expect from you 'smuts'.. Im like a white Eminem! You want involved Jarman? If you can spit lines like these previous efforts youll get mad props and shit. (I dont know a lot of rap lingo) Stez (vs El Empty): El empty, probably got some beef with your MP, bound to be a conspiracy, but he's barking up the wrong tree, well usually. don't get him started on god or israel, you don't know what it'll entail he'll inhale and hit you like a flail, 'bout the holy grail, and the heroic tail of jesus; adult male, then exhale. would it be rude, a boob, to mention youtube? well i won't, it's too easy, maybe cheesy. how many's he posted? about a million and 80. empty, el there's a ground swell, who believe he was a special sperm cell but we'll not dwell, on the swell, in his shell (suit) when he thinks of stez, and what he sez Edmund (vs NUSSUL) NSLL claims he’s from Poland, in fact he’s Bosnian and came on a back of lorry driven by a Belgian called Roland He uses his left hand to wank off lavrentis, done it more times than he’s been to the dentist We all know he’s gay, ask him why he enjoyed last season so much at Brighton away He taps the door everytime he leaves the house for luck, hoping lavrentis rings asking him over for a butt fook, The topics you start are stupid mate, you want to build muscle without using weights? Asking for girl advice on a football forum, stop right there you might as well buy a fleshlight you moron Service station toilets is where the magic goes on, Granno enjoyed it, he described your meet in Oldham as bon Being a judge on fox factor gave him great pleasure, libertine was dropping his boxers for him at leisure Libertine is his dream, Matt Derbyshire was just his boyhood idol who he wanked over to let off steam He plays soccer manager all the time for fun, what’s wrong, can’t you afford fm2010 hun? His music taste is awful, I mean Darren Styles , that shit should be lawful Euro pop is not clever, with that music sense you might as well get a name change to foxforever Fosse Boy (vs ACF) So ACF, you live in Australia Coz you’re a convict, and no one would bail ya You’re just a kid, so I’ll take you back to school AFIE’s the only winner of this duel I’ve killed your kangaroos, your wombats, your koalas Coz you’re like Israel and I’m like Hezbollah My superior rhyming skills have clearly left you wanting You come to England, I’ll send you back like Ricky Ponting ACF (vs Fosse Boy) So first up for me it's A Fox in Essex Wait, lets go play COD and forget about this battle. Day before it closes, thinking about words that rhyme. All I know is that Essex has lots of cattle. Struggling with this rap, not getting easier. I wonder if he likes Stella Artois. Hey look outside, its getting breezier, And that concludes my shithouse rap brahhhh And the one MTWG is proud of (vs Nationwider) This time my entry's about Nationwider, So frustrated he found a blow up sex doll and hired 'er, Couldn't get it up no matter how much he tried ter, So he threw it in a skip in an effort to hide 'er, Not got much on him, can't find no one cleaner, So most of my rhymes will be based upon the weiner, I've heard that in private he calls it Katrina, And when feeling "fruity", drizzles it in Ribena, 'Wider's old news, haven't you heard? I'm squidgy and fresh, he's a crusty old turd, Not faced real competition, but this round's the third, And now he's met me, he's stuck in the merde, I've got him cornered now, I think that for sure, Got him screaming, squealing like a cheap nasty whore, Knock out blow, now the fella's on the floor, Exit stage left 'Wider, you find the door. And the only one of mine i could find (vs The Singh) Dr The Singh, FT's sexy ethnic brother Pink cowboy hat wearing mother funking grandma lover We know Masterfox and Singh are even closer than close Singh Wakes up every morning to eat jam and spunk on toast Hes as Old as father time and he plays at centre back I've heard it on the grapevine he loves a cock inside his crack Hes not had a drop of booze for a month the mental bastard Mad props for shagging Mrs Singh whithout being plastered!!! As this is some dirty hippety hop badboy gangsta shit I better bang in some cuss words for you like ... git Now ima get all Travis like SINGH SINGH SINGH SIIIIINGH While you rummage around for verses inside your dustbin Looking urban in a turban hes a punjab sex pest But he'll have to bow down to me cos my rymes is the best Though its hard to look gangsta with long hair and skinny jeans Its not hard to diss the singhstar and ruin his badboy rap dreams Get involved so i dont have to do 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Ranger Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 Some not bad stuff there lads. Is everyone in yet? I'm like a little kid on Christmas eve, all excited but nervous as fook in case it's all a big let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 23 January 2011 Author Share Posted 23 January 2011 Some not bad stuff there lads. Is everyone in yet? I'm like a little kid on Christmas eve, all excited but nervous as fook in case it's all a big let down. Waiting on Asha (Nussul) and we still need an opponent for MTWG so he can then get his in. What i can do is get the first 2 battles up tonight if theres no movement and get the voting open on them and then add the rest once sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 Asking for girl advice on a football forum, stop right there you might as well buy a fleshlight you moron lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 Mine against TLB was the best in FT history. Should of got a record deal really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 23 January 2011 Share Posted 23 January 2011 Mine against TLB was the best in FT history. Should of got a record deal really. Pft. I'm sure I'm still holding the biggest winning margin to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 23 January 2011 Author Share Posted 23 January 2011 Mine against TLB was the best in FT history. Should of got a record deal really. Get involved again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydos Posted 24 January 2011 Share Posted 24 January 2011 Edmund (vs NUSSUL) NSLL claims he’s from Poland, in fact he’s Bosnian and came on a back of lorry driven by a Belgian called Roland He uses his left hand to wank off lavrentis, done it more times than he’s been to the dentist We all know he’s gay, ask him why he enjoyed last season so much at Brighton away He taps the door everytime he leaves the house for luck, hoping lavrentis rings asking him over for a butt fook, The topics you start are stupid mate, you want to build muscle without using weights? Asking for girl advice on a football forum, stop right there you might as well buy a fleshlight you moron Service station toilets is where the magic goes on, Granno enjoyed it, he described your meet in Oldham as bon Being a judge on fox factor gave him great pleasure, libertine was dropping his boxers for him at leisure Libertine is his dream, Matt Derbyshire was just his boyhood idol who he wanked over to let off steam He plays soccer manager all the time for fun, what’s wrong, can’t you afford fm2010 hun? His music taste is awful, I mean Darren Styles , that shit should be lawful Euro pop is not clever, with that music sense you might as well get a name change to foxforever That's clarrrrse! Top bombing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 24 January 2011 Author Share Posted 24 January 2011 MTWG looks like Nussul aint getting involved so its me vs you. Can you get yours in by tomorrow night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Author Share Posted 27 January 2011 MTWG looks like Nussul aint getting involved so its me vs you. Can you get yours in by tomorrow night? if thres nowt in by either of you by the time i get up tomorrow - probably about midday - then im gunna get this shit rolling anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Author Share Posted 27 January 2011 if thres nowt in by either of you by the time i get up tomorrow - probably about midday - then im gunna get this shit rolling anyway. Right im gonna put it up now. Unfortunately it means im gonna get a bye through to the second round which i know looks suspect but you can all see i tried to get competition! The two winners from the other 2 battles will go through and then the next best loser will too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Right im gonna put it up now. Unfortunately it means im gonna get a bye through to the second round which i know looks suspect but you can all see i tried to get rid of the competition! The two winners from the other 2 battles will go through and then the next best loser will too. Corrected! Not sure it's worth the effort with so little interest, but meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 3 February 2011 Author Share Posted 3 February 2011 Not had any raps in yet. Get a wriggle on bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 3 February 2011 Share Posted 3 February 2011 Can we put it off until the weekend? Work has sucked me dry this week And yes, I know, can't see Snoop making excuses like that... he'd get his agent to do it for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 4 February 2011 Author Share Posted 4 February 2011 Can we put it off until the weekend? Work has sucked me dry this week And yes, I know, can't see Snoop making excuses like that... he'd get his agent to do it for him! No probs. As long as the others are in by then ive no probs with the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 6 February 2011 Share Posted 6 February 2011 As battles go, this one's remarkably, erm, lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 6 February 2011 Share Posted 6 February 2011 As battles go, this one's remarkably, erm, lame. It is... I really can't be arsed. I think that given the tiny up take it should never have started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 6 February 2011 Author Share Posted 6 February 2011 **** it. I win then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 6 February 2011 Share Posted 6 February 2011 All hail the new Rap King! (Soz Smuts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 7 February 2011 Share Posted 7 February 2011 **** it. I win then. blatant fix - contact Interpol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 7 February 2011 Share Posted 7 February 2011 blatant fix - contact Interpol. They'd have done a better job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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