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My Big Fast-food Chav Wedding

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Couple to Have Wedding Reception at KFC

Bristol wedding reception to be held at KFC

A Bristol couple will be celebrating their wedding nuptials on Saturday with a bucket of chicken and fries.

After tying the knot at the city's register office, Gareth Pritchard and Kalli Buchan will be having a reception for 30 family and friends at KFC.

The wedding party will walk to the restaurant in their full regalia.

A fast food reception has become a family tradition for Miss Buchan whose parents celebrated their wedding with Egg McMuffins at McDonald's in 1989.

Mr Pritchard said they came up with the idea simply because it was different.

'Cool idea'

He said: "I've spoken to the manager and he's informed all the staff and they seem ecstatic at the idea of us being there. I think it's going to be a really fun day.

"It's only five minutes from the register office and I think 30 of us walking there will be quite an amazing scene to see on a Saturday afternoon."

Miss Buchan added: "We're getting married at Bristol Register Office at 2pm and plan to be at KFC at 3pm because that's the end of their busy period.

She said her friends had laughed when she told them: "They think it's a cool idea. I'll probably have a Fully Loaded meal."

Miss Buchan's parents, Davy and Madalene, said they had their reception at McDonald's because of financial necessity.

But they said they were happy with the couple's choice of venue.

Mr Buchan said: "We walked from the old register office to McDonald's and people were coming up congratulating us in the street. A group of Americans said, 'my God we thought you English were so reserved'.

"We stopped off and went into Superdrug on the way in our full outfits with the wedding party then carried on."

Mrs Buchan said: "It's nice to carry on the tradition I suppose seeing as we started one. I'm looking forward to the chicken."

Seriously, take a look at yourselves.

Well I suppose it'll be a day to remember for the rest of their lives, the day they had a family-sized bucket AND coleslaw.

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CHAV CHAV CHAVVYYYY

FFS I have nothing against people doing what they want within reason but this is just plain trailer trash.

Do they really think people are going to look a them and think "what well-rounded and down to earth folk"

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CHAV CHAV CHAVVYYYY

FFS I have nothing against people doing what they want within reason but this is just plain trailer trash.

Do they really think people are going to look a them and think "what well-rounded and down to earth folk"?

or .. TWAAAAAATS

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yuk,

the groom will be running his fingers over big fat greasy legs and breasts and a big slimy bucket on his wedding day

hopefully the food at KFC will be ok though

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Meh, it's their choice. I think it's preferable to people bankrupting themselves trying to have some sort of ideal day and the stress in the build up nearly driving the couple apart.

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Meh, it's their choice. I think it's preferable to people bankrupting themselves trying to have some sort of ideal day and the stress in the build up nearly driving the couple apart.

we spent less on our wedding than anyone else i know... but we DID NOT go for fast food... you can actually prepare a sit down meal for cheaper than KFC if you know how to cook... Going to KFC actually wasnt the cheapest option...

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we spent less on our wedding than anyone else i know... but we DID NOT go for fast food... you can actually prepare a sit down meal for cheaper than KFC if you know how to cook... Going to KFC actually wasnt the cheapest option...

I agree that it's not the cheapest option but it's their wedding day so let them be.

P.S Mrs FoxyPV and I got married for buttons too. I really don't understand the need to have a big expensive wedding.

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My weeding not that it will ever happen will be at the local with a sizeable bar tab......my mates know what i'm like and my other half?????? i know what she is like and i'm asuming her friends willl be similar cos apparently they are.

I'm looking forward to my brothers wedding, my brothers missus isn't looking forward to it but my speecch will bring the house down!

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My weeding not that it will ever happen will be at the local with a sizeable bar tab......my mates know what i'm like and my other half?????? i know what she is like and i'm asuming her friends willl be similar cos apparently they are.

I'm looking forward to my brothers wedding, my brothers missus isn't looking forward to it but my speecch will bring the house down!

Will that be when you're deflowered?

I'm here all week folks!

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How does that make them 'chavs' if they have there wedding meal at a KFC? Its there day each to there own :thumbup:

Does that really need explaining? Have you read the article?

Although i agree with your point about each to their own... doesnt make it any less chavvy though :thumbup:

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How does that make them 'chavs' if they have there wedding meal at a KFC? Its there day each to there own :thumbup:

You say chav as if it's a bad thing! :ph34r:

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You say chav as if it's a bad thing! :ph34r:

What is a chav? I'd like to see peoples definition of one, just because they are having a wedding meal at KFC it makes them a chav, shit the fooking bed. Maybe they don't have a lot of money and can't pay out for £???? Per head. :ph34r::P

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we spent less on our wedding than anyone else i know... but we DID NOT go for fast food... you can actually prepare a sit down meal for cheaper than KFC if you know how to cook... Going to KFC actually wasnt the cheapest option...

What is a chav? I'd like to see peoples definition of one, just because they are having a wedding meal at KFC it makes them a chav, shit the fooking bed. Maybe they don't have a lot of money and can't pay out for £???? Per head. :ph34r::P

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Chav isn't about being poor, it's about not having any dignity.

In principle I find that poor people have far more dignity than the very rich, who let power/money make them do stupid things.

At my wedding we hired a school hall and most of the food was donated by family and friends. The photographer was my uncle, a keen amateur (hells bells, all you need is a decent camera and a sense of proportions - I've often thought photographers prices are a ripoff), the car was a friend's, the wedding cake was made by a friend as their present (another keen but compotent amateur) - the only things paid for were my wife wedding dress (I already had a smart black suit), the rings and the hall. The ceremony was free as was use of the hall for it.

It all went swimmingly (although since my sis-in-law had to translate all my wife's wedding vows into sign language, I'm worried that I'm also married to her :ph34r: )

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Chav isn't about being poor, it's about not having any dignity.

In principle I find that poor people have far more dignity than the very rich, who let power/money make them do stupid things.

At my wedding we hired a school hall and most of the food was donated by family and friends. The photographer was my uncle, a keen amateur (hells bells, all you need is a decent camera and a sense of proportions - I've often thought photographers prices are a ripoff), the car was a friend's, the wedding cake was made by a friend as their present (another keen but compotent amateur) - the only things paid for were my wife wedding dress (I already had a smart black suit), the rings and the hall. The ceremony was free as was use of the hall for it.

It all went swimmingly (although since my sis-in-law had to translate all my wife's wedding vows into sign language, I'm worried that I'm also married to her :ph34r: )

If the ceremony was free I'd be more worried you're not married at all. No ceremony is free... Civil or Religious!

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If the ceremony was free I'd be more worried you're not married at all. No ceremony is free... Civil or Religious!

Well we didn't pay the person who took the wedding ceremony, put it that way - I guess the registrar got paid by one set of our parents.

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I'd be fuming if I was going to this wedding. Absolutely fuming.

I love a bit of fried chicken, but it's a wedding man - no Volevonts? Disgusting!

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