SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 April 2011 Posted 9 April 2011 ....I'm on the last train til 830am and I need to piss like a pregnant women and still have 20minutes left on the train. What's the worst situation you have been in when u needed to urinate?
FoxyPV Posted 9 April 2011 Posted 9 April 2011 Coming back from a football match (90min journey) on a bus with no toilet, an arsehole of a bus driver who refused to stop because we were on the motorway and we'd been drinking for about 3 hours before we got on the bus. Ended up using the empty beer bottles but in reality as we were all so steaming we basically pissed all over the bus.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 April 2011 Author Posted 9 April 2011 My bladder is very sore this morning holding on too long and it was the 2nd train i had to take for the 1 hour journey
MikeyT Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 My bladder is very sore this morning holding on too long and it was the 2nd train i had to take for the 1 hour journey Few years ago coming back from watching City play. I was the driver. Traffic was back to back and just not moving. Eventually after some ludicrous amount of time managed to stop at the garage next to the Belgrave flyover only to find the toilet was locked and the guy wouldn't let me in, so legged it down to the pub a bit further down which was closed so ended up peeing in their car park for what seemed like forever. One of those wees that just went on and on. The relief was unbelieveable.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 You could have peeed up the back of ACF's leg if only you hadn't ignored him.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 10 April 2011 Author Posted 10 April 2011 Wouldn't know ACF if I feel over him or pissed on him
jonthefox Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 I was caught once having a piss by a female copper. I had to go to court and got a £25 fine
ajthefox Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 Wouldn't know ACF if I feel over him or pissed on him Do you like feeling strangers then...?
StanSP Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 A few times after a night out and walking back to uni I've needed a piss. Once pissed on a tree near the main road just as a police car came down. After I let a little out, I just stopped til it drove past and stood still. Luckily it didn't see me! Another close-call was on the way up to Newcastle for a stag do. Can't remember where we stopped but it was about 2 and a half hours in to the journey and we'd been drinking like fish, so was absolutely desperate. Luckily, again, i held on for a couple of miles until we reached the services and I just sprinted to the toilets and as I started to piss I genuinely let out a loud sigh of relief.
Filbert_Ross Posted 10 April 2011 Posted 10 April 2011 Palace away on the coach in the day you were allowed to drink beers on the way. tough times
CKB Posted 11 April 2011 Posted 11 April 2011 I was in the middle of nowhere once and had to shit in a rundown barn, in a cardboard box that was in the corner.. Worst feeling ever not having anything around to wipe ya ass with and feeling weird for the rest of the journey back home, feeling like somekinda shit monster has invaded your anus and planted shit around your crack... I know it's not pissing but i wanted to share that with you FT'ers
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 11 April 2011 Author Posted 11 April 2011 A mate and i got arrested for Public urination in Latvia got let off with just a fine tho.
Simmo86 Posted 11 April 2011 Posted 11 April 2011 Into a plastic pint glass while watching Kasabian a V-Fest, very messy job!
Filbert_Ross Posted 11 April 2011 Posted 11 April 2011 Into a plastic pint glass while watching Kasabian a V-Fest, very messy job! standard. hope you lobbed the glass full of piss into the distance after!!!
Asha Posted 11 April 2011 Posted 11 April 2011 A mate and i got arrested for Public urination in Latvia got let off with just a fine tho. Oh Roo Fox. How can I be more like you?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 11 April 2011 Author Posted 11 April 2011 Oh Roo Fox. How can I be more like you? Work hard and play hard.......and be nice to your mother!
Guest Mee-9 Posted 12 April 2011 Posted 12 April 2011 In a dorothy perkins bag on the way to Cornwall. I was like 10. Can't blame me.
macca Posted 17 April 2011 Posted 17 April 2011 Palace away on the coach in the day you were allowed to drink beers on the way. tough times ... do tell!
Haydos Posted 17 April 2011 Posted 17 April 2011 Into a plastic pint glass while watching Kasabian a V-Fest, very messy job! Mate did this into a bottle in Hyde Park, might as well have pissed on the floor. Someone pushed him and it went all over my foot
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