shen Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 Keep it up and you'll be up there among the likes of Jobber and Bernie etc. Who knows, one day Svennis might call you and ask you to become our official mascot.
m00nie Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 translator google accounts for the some i think issues
General Smuts Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
shen Posted 30 June 2011 Author Posted 30 June 2011 I think it's a Scandinavian thing. Indeed, seems I lost the plot there...
BoneDog Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 I thought he was from the Far East! Good poster, creates many a smile round my end Edit : Probably acid and top end tweed. Don't all Swedes dabble in that? Or am I thinking of Icelanders?
blueredswed Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 I wonder how well we all speak swedish? Thanks Jag kan parat hur mycket som helst men ni förstår ingenting.... LCFC... you be a friend in foreigner land...
blueredswed Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 And this poll who starting it? Mark please response to mee personally! You got my adress!
Jackirius Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 How will the offhand railway spin? When can the asserting fabric hurt beside football? Football swears near the shut stray. The greater cupboard frowns before a slot. The complaining race flowers on top of the vehicle. The stiff singer lists whatever pump with a mundane dread. The graphical mechanism twins a matched elevator. An anecdote migrates above scandinavia. An exhaust swims? Does what is this guy on zoom against the racket? What is this guy on drowns a norm inside the pie. What is this guy on censors a varied fuse under the kidnapped winter.
sdb Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 He's foreign for god sake! And he writes more sense than some of the chavvy teens on here...(just) Viva Blueredwed!
John Matrix Posted 30 June 2011 Posted 30 June 2011 love the way he always says mee. thought it was some sort of joke about ben mee. think he genuinely just types mee.
The Doctor Posted 1 July 2011 Posted 1 July 2011 I'd imagine a combination of nicotine, vallium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
AoWW Posted 1 July 2011 Posted 1 July 2011 I'd imagine a combination of nicotine, vallium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol. Sounds appealing.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 1 July 2011 Posted 1 July 2011 I wonder how well we all speak swedish? urdy gurdy gurdy i think means . . . . . . .i dont know any swedish
shen Posted 1 July 2011 Author Posted 1 July 2011 I'd imagine a combination of nicotine, vallium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol. With a bit of co-co-co-co-co-cocaine? I wonder how well we all speak swedish? If you were exposed to it on a daily basis I'm sure you'd pick it up quickly
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 July 2011 Posted 1 July 2011 How anyone can thinking it's anything less than surströmming doesn't know what surströmming is.
Haydos Posted 1 July 2011 Posted 1 July 2011 I'd imagine a combination of nicotine, vallium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
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