Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 So we're decided. Prussian either popped his cherry in a four star hotel or a furniture store. Good work if it's the latter.
MC Prussian Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A SAMPLE BED!!! (It was at her place and the bed wasn't from Argos)
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A SAMPLE BED!!! (It was at her place and the bed wasn't from Argos) Twas a joke
MC Prussian Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Twas a joke I know - just like all this "losing your virginity stuff".
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A SAMPLE BED!!! (It was at her place and the bed wasn't from Argos) My parents reliably informed me I once urinated in a sample bathroom in B&Q aged about 4. Jackass nicked the idea for their movie. I should get royalties.
Hawkers Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Beach Front hotel in Cambodia with a pole dancer. not how it sounds, promise.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Beach Front hotel in Cambodia with a pole dancer. not how it sounds, promise. How much did she cost and was she good at dancing on your pole?
Hawkers Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 How much did she cost and was she good at dancing on your pole? i did specify it was 'not how it sounds' as she was gettin the beers in all night & bought me breakfast in the morning. She was some wealthy exotic dancer where i was just a young budget backpacker. and yes, yes she was
Houdini Logic Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 i did specify it was 'not how it sounds' as she was gettin the beers in all night & bought me breakfast in the morning. She was some wealthy exotic dancer where i was just a young budget backpacker. and yes, yes she was Jealous Much. Some of these stories are edging me to start a 'what's your sexual fantasy' thread, never really thought about it until a friend of mine a few weeks ago went on about his and made me realise I didn't have one In case you're interested, he wanted to meet some beautiful girl in a nightclub and go back to hers only to find she was a gypsy and lived in a caravan. Noone else is in so they go in and start getting down to it. Just as they were climaxing together he'd hear the family van pull up outside and he has to jump out of the back window, half naked and gets chased away by the family. Obviously he manages to outrun them and escapes. Strange lad.
Haydos Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Boring. In my bed. It kinda happened by accident though, was just fooling about and the next minute, bam. Halfway through decided to whack a jonny on just to be on the safe side and I hear my mam pull up in the car outside. Blue balls on your first time, not cool.
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Beach Front hotel in Cambodia with a pole dancer. not how it sounds, promise. A cambodian pole dancer! Were you checked for any std's after?
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 A cambodian pole dancer! Were you checked for any std's after? Was going to say. Probably the one and only time you'd be inclined to double wrap.
Wycombe Fox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 We had it all worked out. We were both 17, both virgins and her mother was out this particular Sunday afternoon. My partner's 14 year-old brother was out playing with his mates so the coast was clear. All went fine, The one-eyed milkman had just been sick in his bag when the brother came bounding up the stairs calling his sister's name. Quick as a flash I leapt off the bed to block his entry into the room. Too late. As I got to the door he flung it open to see me stark b*llock naked with my overcoated clunge plunger standing before him. I don't know what he thought but he turned and ran out of the house and up the street never to be seen again - well not until his mum came home anyway.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 We had it all worked out. We were both 17, both virgins and her mother was out this particular Sunday afternoon. My partner's 14 year-old brother was out playing with his mates so the coast was clear. All went fine, The one-eyed milkman had just been sick in his bag when the brother came bounding up the stairs calling his sister's name. Quick as a flash I leapt off the bed to block his entry into the room. Too late. As I got to the door he flung it open to see me stark b*llock naked with my overcoated clunge plunger standing before him. I don't know what he thought but he turned and ran out of the house and up the street never to be seen again - well not until his mum came home anyway. Mine was an outside toilet at a party at a mates house.
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 We had it all worked out. We were both 17, both virgins and her mother was out this particular Sunday afternoon. My partner's 14 year-old brother was out playing with his mates so the coast was clear. All went fine, The one-eyed milkman had just been sick in his bag when the brother came bounding up the stairs calling his sister's name. Quick as a flash I leapt off the bed to block his entry into the room. Too late. As I got to the door he flung it open to see me stark b*llock naked with my overcoated clunge plunger standing before him. I don't know what he thought but he turned and ran out of the house and up the street never to be seen again - well not until his mum came home anyway. lol lol
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Expect whisky fuelled orgies, Croatian supermodels, an angry policeman and a gun wielding Albanian pimp to be involved.
Finnegan Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Expect whisky fuelled orgies, Croatian supermodels, an angry policeman and a gun wielding Albanian pimp to be involved. all at the age of 12 or something. I love and Empty story. He's like a depraved Jackanory.
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Expect whisky fuelled orgies, Croatian supermodels, an angry policeman and a gun wielding Albanian pimp to be involved. Isn't that just a normal Saturday night?
Finnegan Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Isn't that just a normal Saturday night? It is on MikeyT's computer screen.
Simmo86 Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 We had it all worked out. We were both 17, both virgins and her mother was out this particular Sunday afternoon. My partner's 14 year-old brother was out playing with his mates so the coast was clear. All went fine, The one-eyed milkman had just been sick in his bag when the brother came bounding up the stairs calling his sister's name. Quick as a flash I leapt off the bed to block his entry into the room. Too late. As I got to the door he flung it open to see me stark b*llock naked with my overcoated clunge plunger standing before him. I don't know what he thought but he turned and ran out of the house and up the street never to be seen again - well not until his mum came home anyway. In a skanky bed flea infested bed at a house party in Newcastle.
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