jonthefox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Following on from another thread. For me it was a freezing cold flat in nottingham with a reet slapper, but i didnt care...i was off and running.
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 A girl i was seeing a long time ago, big mistake, she turned out to be the devil. Mine was boring and in a bed. Looking back i'd have liked some exotic location in a stunning place, not a shithole in Thurnby.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 A static caravan in Skegness. All a bit Alan Partridge.
FoxyPV Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In a gravel bed down some steps where everyone used to piss opposite St Anne's Cathedral on a Saturday afternoon.
General Smuts Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I was in this static caravan in Skegness. It was terrible, the lass looked just like Alan Patridge.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In a bed and from that day on wards it was refered to as my work bench
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In a gravel bed down some steps where everyone used to piss opposite St Anne's Cathedral on a Saturday afternoon. Used to piss? Or get pissed?
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I was in this static caravan in Skegness. It was terrible, the lass looked just like Alan Patridge. But Smuts, you said.... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! On a side note, it'll be interesting to see who doesn't contribute to this thread. C'mon boys, man points are at stake.
ozleicester Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In keeping with the elite posters so far... A caravan, (not the static type however), in the middle of australia... 35 degrees, it was like a sauna in that damn thing ... just as well i got it over with pretty fast
FoxyPV Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Used to piss? Or get pissed? Piss. We'd all get pissed/ stoned etc in the area opposite the Cathedral and people would go and piss in this place. My then girlfriend thought it would be a great idea to make a man out of me here. Who was I to argue?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Does my right hand count? Depends did you sit on your hand til it when numb?
FoxyPV Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Does my right hand count? Was someone else holding it for you?
thybluefox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 ! Boring for me, ex-girlfriends house on the Monsell. Her dad used to keep guns though, added to the thrill of it a bit!
Finnegan Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I got it all wrong, was TDTF in some house we were crashing in in Oxford and ended up having to make ammends in the morning hanging like a bastard. Made up for it later on in the comforts of home!
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I just love the fact that the thread underneath this reads 'sexsomnia man cleared of rape.' Only one thing on the minds of FT when the footie isn't on.
cambridgefox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I got it all wrong, was TDTF in some house we were crashing in in Oxford and ended up having to make ammends in the morning hanging like a bastard. Made up for it later on in the comforts of home! sorry ,what is TDTF( too tired to fook??)if so you sound like my wife!Apart from the next morning bit.
Zingari Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I went out to a fancy dress party in Nottingham dressed as Lily Savage , got very drunk and ended up in my flat with a lad . The electric meter had run out so it was very cold and dark so we got under the covers and one thing led to another which was mostly blind fumbling . I think it was his first time too as when it was over he got up and started dancing and singing the intro tune to Chelsea Dagger , like he'd just scored a goal or something . Anyway it didn't matter , I was up and running edit , not literally running of course as i was a little sore for a day or two
cambridgefox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Was someone else holding it for you? Now i think you have me confused with our Australian friend,but being inquisitive i just looked up "dutch rudder"again just in case this is what happened. It could well have been an "albanian steering wheel" 8 or more people in a circle doing the now famous "Dutch Rudder" Followed by the "Welsh Rudder" your own finger up your arse with a large valley boy doing the forearm action. There are some gems in there
cambridgefox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Depends did you sit on your hand til it when numb? Just realised it was a "welsh Rudder"
rico Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Behind the shops next to The Running Fox with some boss eyed minger
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