MikeyT Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 I'm waiting for someone to say they did it at the Walkers Stadium (Now King Power)
The Year Of The Fox Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 To be fair, i'd have more time to get a shag at half time than I would to have a fag and pint
Houdini Logic Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 Kilby Bridge. Night fishing. 1989. I'm all for bestiality, but i think you need it to be something like a sheep or a horse for it to count - not sure a trout qualifies
Len Finsbury Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 I'm all for bestiality, but i think you need it to be something like a sheep or a horse for it to count - not sure a trout qualifies There's only brown trout in the cut down there.
Teece Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 mine too was in a caravan, and as I wasnt the only one in this thread I now have this stuck in my head so erm...thanks
I am Rod Hull Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 Kilby Bridge. Night fishing. 1989. For a moment i thought that said "night fisting"
MikeyT Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 For a moment i thought that said "night fisting" Maybe that's what he meant. Typo.
NorthernFox Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 18 in my grans living room (she wasn't in!!) with a mid 20's married woman. Surprisingly went pretty well. MInd, she proved to be totally mental, quite a lot like most of the rest of my ladyfriends
turkish14 Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 . I had a mate who was on the job once and a dog came in and licked his bare arse. I had my wifes yorkie terrier give me an anal rimming too 2 weeks after meeting her......never looked back
MikeyT Posted 6 July 2011 Posted 6 July 2011 A bed. Sorry to be so boring. Same here. I wish to forget the female though. <_<
Parafox Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 On the front passenger seat of a Ford Capri MK 1outside my parents house under the street light with a girl who was my first true love.. still is... but she married a vicar in the end.
Parafox Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 On a living room floor. I also lost my carpet burn virginity that day too. Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet.
jonthefox Posted 8 July 2011 Author Posted 8 July 2011 Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet.
Webbo Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet. Just the knees but
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 I'm all for bestiality, but i think you need it to be something like a sheep or a horse for it to count - not sure a trout qualifies I had a mate who was into Flaggelation.....Necrophilia.....and Beastiality Do you think he was flogging a dead horse ???
Zingari Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet. was it a shag pile carpet ?
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 Outside toilet, it was clean though! The toilet ???
FoxyPV Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet. :laugh: That's fucking brilliant.
dannythefox Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 The toilet ??? The area around the toilet! To be fair there could of been piss everywhere I was steaming!
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 8 July 2011 Posted 8 July 2011 Carpet burn where? My first attempt (failed) involved a misdirected aim. What I thought was a fairly bristly lady-bit, turned out to be the gap between her arse and the carpet. was it a shag pile carpet ? Brilliant !!!! pmsl
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