The Doctor Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 My cousins house in Coalvlille given it's coalville that's not really suprising but you sick bastard.
rico Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 My cousins house in Coalvlille not with your cousin i hope !
sdb Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In my bed in my house with my then girlfriend. I'm ****ing mental.
Webbo Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 On a living room floor. I also lost my carpet burn virginity that day too.
lcfc"weasel" Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Some farmers field just off the A6 in Loughborough.
MikeyT Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Some farmers field just off the A6 in Loughborough. I'll never be able to drive past those fields again, without wondering which one.
Zingari Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Some farmers field just off the A6 in Loughborough. good place for a weasel what were the rabbits doing ?
Austin Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In my bed in my house with my then girlfriend. I'm ****ing mental. must be something in the air! this same thing happened to me!! Edit: Before any clever bastard comes along, it was not in sdb's bed, with his then girlfriend!
sdb Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 must be something in the air! this same thing happened to me!! Edit: Before any clever bastard comes along, it was not in sdb's bed, with his then girlfriend!
lcfc"weasel" Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 I'll never be able to drive past those fields again, without wondering which one. Can't see it from the road. However, it's the one just behind the archery place on the left hand side (going towards Quorn).
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 back of my brothers car, parked in a layby somewhere near Beacon Hill about 23 years ago with an ugly woman
GLC Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Next to the sun dial in Edgerton Park in melton with an ex, This one Edit: Between the 2 center stones
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In the woods at Pinkneys Green. Still feel those bloody mosquito bites after all these years.
Zingari Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 In the woods at Pinkneys Green. Still feel those bloody mosquito bites after all these years. So you lost your maidenhead in Maidenhead ? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maidenhead
jonthefox Posted 5 July 2011 Author Posted 5 July 2011 I went out to a fancy dress party in Nottingham dressed as Lily Savage , got very drunk and ended up in my flat with a lad . The electric meter had run out so it was very cold and dark so we got under the covers and one thing led to another which was mostly blind fumbling . I think it was his first time too as when it was over he got up and started dancing and singing the intro tune to Chelsea Dagger , like he'd just scored a goal or something . Anyway it didn't matter , I was up and running edit , not literally running of course as i was a little sore for a day or two with a bit of
Zingari Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 with a bit of you do realise that it was a joke relating to your first post don't you ?
jonthefox Posted 5 July 2011 Author Posted 5 July 2011 you do realise that it was a joke relating to your first post don't you ? Im more worried it took almost 12 hours to figure it out.
Mee Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Next to the sun dial in Edgerton Park in melton with an ex, This one Edit: Between the 2 center stones I football train there every Friday. I will steer clear of that this week. *shiver*
Izzet is God Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Park Roundabout at the local Recreational Park.....Classy I know! Didn't give a flying monkeys and thought I was the dog's b*****ks the next day !
Daggers Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 It was a cold cell. The damp coated the walls and bedding in a pungent fug. He said he'd be gentle, he promised to be my cell-friend but come the morning he was bailed pending further investigations into his exposure in a public park and I was collected by my key worker. I've had better.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Boringly enough in my bed, when my parents were out. I had to hurry up when I heard my granddad pop in through the back door. It took me about five years to realise that speed wasn't the right way to go about it. I thought I was the best sexer ever. all at the age of 12 or something. I love and Empty story. He's like a depraved Jackanory. PM me your email. I'll show you depraved Jackanory. Personal, not work. This sounds so wrong, especially in this thread.
Libertine Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Boringly enough in my bed, when my parents were out. I had to hurry up when I heard my granddad pop in through the back door. It took me about five years to realise that speed wasn't the right way to go about it. I thought I was the best sexer ever. PM me your email. I'll show you depraved Jackanory. Personal, not work. This sounds so wrong, especially in this thread. Alex...
Alexikokopops Posted 5 July 2011 Posted 5 July 2011 Alex... Bwaaaaaahahahahjkshak;hdshugfduisag;kvdjsak;bcjkd;hsajvds;av!!!! I should really think before I post
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