Where did you lose your virginity?.

[Finnegan]

Libs beat me to it.

[Wymsey]

Never had the chance to. Life is and still is too hectic to 'try it out.'

[Finnegan]

Never had the chance to. Life is and still is too hectic to 'try it out.'

AoWW takes payment in red wine and expensive chocolates.

[jonthefox]

Never had the chance to. Life is and still is too hectic to 'try it out.'

Your secrets safe with me

virg.

[ozleicester]

AoWW takes payment in red wine and expensive chocolates.

Fook it.... now you tell me, i thought the Real madrid ticket was my.... well... my ticket

[I am Rod Hull]

Behave... I knew this thread would go wrong..

Back door ? FFS Lib..

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The back of Alexikokopops car, April 21st 2007 I think it was. Lovely spring evening it was, in Spratton near Northampton.

I received.

[Finnegan]

So who's given this a go?

[Alexikokopops]

The back of Alexikokopops car, April 21st 2007 I think it was. Lovely spring evening it was, in Spratton near Northampton.

I received.

That's the last time I'm lending my car to Michael Le Vell.

[shen]

Late starter, but rewarded with a hot MILF All went down in my cousin's appartment.

[Zingari]

It was a hot afternoon,

Last day of June,

And the sun was a demon,

The clouds were afraid,

One-ten in the shade,

And the pavement was steaming.

I told Billy-Ray,

In his red Chevrolet,

I needed time for some thinking,

I was just walking by,

When I looked in her eye,

And I swore it was winking.

She was 31 and I was 17,

I knew nothing about love, she knew everything,

When I saw down beside her on the front porch swing,

And wondered what the coming night would bring.

The sun closed her eyes,

As it climbed in the sky,

And it started to swelter,

The sweat trickled down the front of her gown,

And I thought it would melt her.

She through back her hair,

Like I wasn't there,

And she sipped on a julep,

Her shoulders were bare,

And I tried not to stare,

When I looked at her two lips.

And when she looked at me,

I heard her softly say,

I know you're young,

You don't know what to do or say,

But stay with me until the sun has gone away,

And I will chase the boy in you away.

And then she smiled and we talked for a while,

And we walked for a mile to the sea,

We sat on the sand, and the boy took her hand,

But I saw the sun rise as a man.

just in case anyone's wondering WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYHEBa6Xx48

[FoxyPV]

Those are the exact words Ms Foxy said to me before she took away my innocence

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That's the last time I'm lending my car to Michael Le Vell.

You can't pin this one on Le Vell.

[Corky]

IoWF

[I am Rod Hull]

Those are the exact words Ms Foxy said to me before she took away my innocence

Mine too... Damn her and her brush....

[SystonFox]

On a leather sofa on Christmas eve 2002. With one of those rubbish ratty dogs barking at the French doors, which were closed and curtains drawn I may add. Oh and said dog was outside

[FoxesAreBlue]

In the bird at the times bed, after a while it collapsed, easily the proudest moment of my life

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

So you lost your maidenhead in Maidenhead ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maidenhead

[Wymsey]

back of my brothers car, parked in a layby somewhere near Beacon Hill about 23 years ago with an ugly woman

Were you slightly p*ssed then?

[samjohnson]

I cant remember in all fairness!

But I am a proud member of the mile-high club

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Were you slightly p*ssed then?

Quantity over quality every day of the week

[Unit]

Earlier in the night me and a mate had a pretend sort of fight over a can of beer at a party, I punched him and it really ****ing hurt.

Anyway that night I'm chufffed with myself to be getting my dick wet, however some problems with the angles lead to her asking me to go on top; like a gent I clamber aboard, however as I put my right hand down on the bed and make 'full insertion' I get a ****ing massive shock of pain. My hand was broken in 7 places.

Still ****ed her.

[The Year Of The Fox]

This slags house in coalville. My mate was going out with her mate. Met her, ****ed her half hr later! It was terrible, her dog came into her room and kept barking from underneath the bed!

[jonthefox]

. I had a mate who was on the job once and a dog came in and licked his bare arse.

[The Year Of The Fox]

I'm terrified of dogs n all!

Guess you could say there was 2 in that bedroom. The one I was doing and the one doing the barking!