MikeyT Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Admittedly, I didn't even know how many days a year the kids were at school. My dad is an ex teacher, only retired a few years ago but he didn't know that either.
Dr The Singh Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 As a good citizen of this country I got 24/24, if any poon wishes to remain in this country, my marriagehood is available!!!
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/isla-gatun-panama.htm Just off the coast of Panama, currently up for sale for just £18,000 approx and subject to exchange rate fluctuations, so probably £25k next week. Perhaps if all of us who have failed the test, and it does appear to be everyone who has taken it, were to chip in a bit we could found The People's Republic of FoxesTalk here. I shall make the following laws as leader of this great new country. 1. The Leader's full title shall be "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Bilo The Great, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Shit-Brained Trolls on the Internet in General and FoxesTalk in Particular." This is shamelessly lifted from Idi Amin but I'm nabbing it, cos it sounds great. 2. Text Speak shall be punishable by dragging. 3. Setting up Sack Sven threads shall be punishable not by death but by the far worse fate of writing down in a calligraphic format every single post made on every Nicky Maynard thread. Twice. 4. Porn shall become a legal requirement. 5. Foreigners, in this case people who support other teams, shall be subject to strict immigration tests. Basically if you aren't RedHux, Tartan Owl, Lamby or POTC; you probably aren't coming in. If you support Bristol City, Plymouth or Coventry we'll sink your fvcking boat on the way in. Any more laws while we're at it? Panama's a lovely place y'know, you'd love it.
The Doctor Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 http://www.privateis...atun-panama.htm Just off the coast of Panama, currently up for sale for just £18,000 approx and subject to exchange rate fluctuations, so probably £25k next week. Perhaps if all of us who have failed the test, and it does appear to be everyone who has taken it, were to chip in a bit we could found The People's Republic of FoxesTalk here. I shall make the following laws as leader of this great new country. 1. The Leader's full title shall be "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Bilo The Great, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Shit-Brained Trolls on the Internet in General and FoxesTalk in Particular." This is shamelessly lifted from Idi Amin but I'm nabbing it, cos it sounds great. 2. Text Speak shall be punishable by dragging. 3. Setting up Sack Sven threads shall be punishable not by death but by the far worse fate of writing down in a calligraphic format every single post made on every Nicky Maynard thread. Twice. 4. Porn shall become a legal requirement. 5. Foreigners, in this case people who support other teams, shall be subject to strict immigration tests. Basically if you aren't RedHux, Tartan Owl, Lamby or POTC; you probably aren't coming in. If you support Bristol City, Plymouth or Coventry we'll sink your fvcking boat on the way in. Any more laws while we're at it? Panama's a lovely place y'know, you'd love it. who died and appointed you supreme leader of all things?
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Who died? Anybody who dares question my omnipotence. That's omnipotence, not the other word that sounds a bit like it but means something completely different and is actually rather embarrassing. You shall clean the septic tank Sonny Boy!
Webbo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/isla-gatun-panama.htm Just off the coast of Panama, currently up for sale for just £18,000 approx and subject to exchange rate fluctuations, so probably £25k next week. Perhaps if all of us who have failed the test, and it does appear to be everyone who has taken it, were to chip in a bit we could found The People's Republic of FoxesTalk here. I shall make the following laws as leader of this great new country. 1. The Leader's full title shall be "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Bilo The Great, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Shit-Brained Trolls on the Internet in General and FoxesTalk in Particular." This is shamelessly lifted from Idi Amin but I'm nabbing it, cos it sounds great. 2. Text Speak shall be punishable by dragging. 3. Setting up Sack Sven threads shall be punishable not by death but by the far worse fate of writing down in a calligraphic format every single post made on every Nicky Maynard thread. Twice. 4. Porn shall become a legal requirement. 5. Foreigners, in this case people who support other teams, shall be subject to strict immigration tests. Basically if you aren't RedHux, Tartan Owl, Lamby or POTC; you probably aren't coming in. If you support Bristol City, Plymouth or Coventry we'll sink your fvcking boat on the way in. Any more laws while we're at it? Panama's a lovely place y'know, you'd love it. Do you need any moderators police?
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Weboo For Chief of Police! So long as you're corrupt. Corruption is essential.
The Doctor Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 I nominate myself for Head of the Army. My stooge-ly cunning and ability to be corrupt makes me the perfect candidate.
AoWW Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Weboo For Chief of Police! So long as you're corrupt. Corruption is essential. Oh.
Webbo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Corruption is essential. I've corrupted many a young lad. Oh. We'll always need traffic wardens.
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 So we've got: Bilo -President Webbo - Chief of Police LargeAl -Head of Army I nominate AOWW for Home Secretary because a woman's place is in the home.
AoWW Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 I've corrupted many a young lad. We'll always need traffic wardens. Bugger off. So we've got: Bilo -President Webbo - Chief of Police LargeAl -Head of Army I nominate AOWW for Home Secretary because a woman's place is in the home. And you can fuck off too.
The Doctor Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 We're discussing positions of power but there is an important question unanswered - will we have an NHS or are we going to go down the american health-care route? And AOWW - how about secretary of education?
I am Rod Hull Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 As me and WTF BBQ scored highest I feel we should be joint leaders. I think you should both fight to the death to see who should have the privilege of being our leader! :DAnd the rules are...there are no rules. Weapons ? I choose dog shit on a stick... I`m a bit of a ninja with it...
AoWW Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 We're discussing positions of power but there is an important question unanswered - will we have an NHS or are we going to go down the american health-care route? And AOWW - how about secretary of education? But I wanted a fun job (one with power, not some crappy clown!) And have you seen the level of intelligence of most FTers... raising standards - talk about an impossible task!
The Doctor Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 But I wanted a fun job (one with power, not some crappy clown!) And have you seen the level of intelligence of most FTers... raising standards - talk about an impossible task! I'm sure we could enlist them in the army and start some pointless, un-winnable war.
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 We're discussing positions of power but there is an important question unanswered - will we have an NHS or are we going to go down the american health-care route? And AOWW - how about secretary of education? We will have an NHS of sorts. Any doctors who've failed the test? But I wanted a fun job (one with power, not some crappy clown!) And have you seen the level of intelligence of most FTers... raising standards - talk about an impossible task! I will instigate an IQ test. If your IQ falls below the expected standard, for example you use words like 'innit' as a mark of punctuation, we will not educate you. You shall be used to clean the septic tank. Blimey, this is going to be one squeaky clean septic tank.
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 I'm sure we could enlist them in the army and start some pointless, un-winnable war. This means we will need to make alliances with other forum armies that have a lot of numbnuts posters. Suggestions?
AoWW Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 No, I want a change of career... it's an island, right, a nice, hot, sunny island! Bagsie running the beach bar. Oh, and I'd like to be Head of Pointless Quangos - just so I can have a 'proper' job too.
I am Rod Hull Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 So we've got: Bilo -President Webbo - Chief of Police LargeAl -Head of Army I nominate AOWW for Home Secretary because a woman's place is in the home. Me - I`ll just take a junior post and make the odd appearance on "have i got news for you" and "come dancing"... We need a flag...
Guest Bilo Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 No, I want a change of career... it's an island, right, a nice, hot, sunny island! Bagsie running the beach bar. Oh, and I'd like to be Head of Pointless Quangos - just so I can have a 'proper' job too. Running the beach bar? That's the second most important job after President. Technically, you're now Vice President. Who needs education? We can just get the Daily Mail shipped over and put on the bar, right? Me - I`ll just take a junior post and make the odd appearance on "have i got news for you" and "come dancing"... We need a flag... You shall be FoxesTalk's Alan Duncan. Congratulations to you sir! Please be aware however that fiddling with expenses shall be punishable by being made to sit near FT's most negative posters at a match. You don't want that.
I am Rod Hull Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 Running the beach bar? That's the second most important job after President. Technically, you're now Vice President. Who needs education? We can just get the Daily Mail shipped over and put on the bar, right? You shall be FoxesTalk's Alan Duncan. Congratulations to you sir! Please be aware however that fiddling with expenses shall be punishable by being made to sit near FT's most negative posters at a match. You don't want that. I resign...
The Doctor Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 This means we will need to make alliances with other forum armies that have a lot of numbnuts posters. Suggestions? I am uneasy to an alliance with WACCOE and OTIB. However I've recently been informed that Costa Rica has lots of varieties of parrots, butterflies etc. and no army, we should invade and take that stuff.
Bert Posted 18 August 2011 Posted 18 August 2011 There's better questions to be asked, take it away Foxestalk: 1. Will a decent party ever gain power and run our country properly?
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