UK Citizenship Test

[Daggers]

Get out of my country, you know nothing

Or maybe you do.

I'm packing my bags, I failed.

[James.]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 42 seconds

Fuck. See you later.

[MikeyT]

I failed badly!

Got 7 right. Ha

It's been a pleasure. Bye!

[Guest Bilo]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 34 seconds.

[ozleicester]

14 out of 24 (58%)

alright.. no need to push... im going

[cambridgefox]

Got 14 and still failed.Last one out switch off the lights.

[Guest Bilo]

There's a serious point to be made here. Somewhere.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 08 seconds

I wonder if Canada will have me...

[The Doctor]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 16 out of 24 (67%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 53 seconds

What sort of percentage do you need to pass then?

[cambridgefox]

What sort of percentage do you need to pass then?

75%

[Daggers]

There's a serious point to be made here. Somewhere.

There's better questions to be asked, take it away Foxestalk:

1.

[The Doctor]

1. How long after the start of the season should a manager be sacked if he has not won every match by 4/5 goals to nil?

[ajthefox]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 06 minutes 11 seconds

[Rincewind]

bye

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 13 minutes 47 seconds

Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test.

Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.

To be fair some I got wrong I guessed the wrong one. EG the one about the year women could divorce. I thought it was one of two. There were also a couple where you had to pick 2/4 and I got one.

But there is no excuse. I don't deserve to live here.

If that is an example of the type of questions asked I'm surprised that there are as many allowed in as some believe

[davieG]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 39 seconds

Why would anyone want to fill their heads with some of that information?

[AdamN]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 51 seconds

Is it bad that I passed the US citizenship test?

[Yojoe36]

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 07 minutes 20 seconds

FAILED

Going Australia

[Guest MattP]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 15 out of 24 (63%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 40 seconds

That was an absolute load of bollocks, that can't seriously be used for anything meaningful?

[Guest MattP]

There's a serious point to be made here. Somewhere.

I dont think even the most patriotic British person would be able to answer what year women could get divorced or how many muslims there are here in 2001?

More to the point what it has to do with anything....

[ramboacdc]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 37 seconds

well ill be off to calais.

[dave the caveman]

Failed, 7 out of 24.

So apparently if you have a problem at work, you can't get information from your employer? So if I'm being bullied or something I have to go to the citizens advice bereuoeoeueoux before i speak to my boss. Are they on crack? What a load of horseshit.

[Nick]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 32 seconds

[The Doctor]

So none of foxestalk is qualified to be a UK citizen?

Those questions are absolute bullshit though.

[stix]

Failed. 11 out of 24 (46%)

Taxi!!

[Zingari]

its a fookin farce you can get all the answers here at the bottom of the page if you really want and you've got 45 minutes to check google for any answer you want

http://www.commonwealthcontractors.com/Life_in_the_UK_Practise_Test.html

ANSWERS

False

Episcopal and Anglican

646

Education at state schools in the UK is free but parents have to pay for school uniform and sports wear

A Curriculum Vitae

True

1857

Strasbourg and Brussels

People aged 60 or over and Pregnant women or those with a baby under 12 months old

False

15 million

2.7%

A non departmental public body

True

The local library and Leardirect

Information in the census is kept secret for 100 years

Citizens on the Irish Republic resident in the UK and Citizens of the Commonwealth resident in the UK

190 days a year

Citizens Advice Bureau (CAB) and the national Advisory, Conciliation and Arbitration Service (ACAS)

Hansard

For cars and motorcycles the speed limit on single carriageways is 60 mph

When an MP dies or resigns

Children aged 13-16 cannot work for more than 12 hours in any school week

The governing body of the EU is the Council of the European Union

edit ;

i'm quite pissed and it took me all of five minutes to get these answers