MikeyT Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Failed 13 out of 24 Time taken 3 minutes 8 seconds! See ya!!! Join us on Foxestalk Island. Life is simpler there.
lcfcadam Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Can we ban complaining on Foxestalk Island? Or maybe that's a bit too Orwellian... I'd definitely have to ask for a blanket ban on mexican waves though.
The Doctor Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Can we ban complaining on Foxestalk Island? Or maybe that's a bit too Orwellian... I'd definitely have to ask for a blanket ban on mexican waves though. Any complainants will be sent to OTIB as part of our front-line for the military attack.
Guest Bilo Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Any complainants will be sent to OTIB as part of our front-line for the military attack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8WwktUNM8 Just substitute all the Canadian references for OTIB and you have my battle plan.
AoWW Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Any complainants will be sent to OTIB as part of our front-line for the military attack. Hey, hang on, I'm female... it's in my very nature to complain. Can't I have some sort of special dispensation? Or even a complaining-quota?
The Doctor Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Hey, hang on, I'm female... it's in my very nature to complain. Can't I have some sort of special dispensation? Or even a complaining-quota? Of course. Aren't you the vice president anyway?
AoWW Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Of course. Aren't you the vice president anyway? Well, yes, but it seemed polite to ask.
The Doctor Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Well, yes, but it seemed polite to ask. Polite but unnecessary - we can't send the vice-president to the front-line service, that's for our expendable residents.
Steven Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test.Questions answered correctly: 15 out of 24 (63%) Time taken: 05 minutes 10 seconds
Lillehamring Posted 23 August 2011 Posted 23 August 2011 The TLB Alternative Citizenship Test. world class effort i got 71% of my guesses right, but i wouldn't come back if you paid me
hairy Posted 14 October 2011 Posted 14 October 2011 OK The old citizenship test is being replaced as 99% of the residents of the UK failed See how you get on with this one
ozleicester Posted 14 October 2011 Posted 14 October 2011 OK The old citizenship test is being replaced as 99% of the residents of the UK failed See how you get on with this one Fuming... only 9/10
I am Rod Hull Posted 14 October 2011 Posted 14 October 2011 5/10: Sorry Old Bean You just didn't cut the mustard. ................................................ FS....
DB11 Posted 14 October 2011 Posted 14 October 2011 OK The old citizenship test is being replaced as 99% of the residents of the UK failed See how you get on with this one Only got 7. That's down to opinion anyway
fatboytim Posted 14 October 2011 Posted 14 October 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%) Time taken: 04 minutes 24 seconds Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test. Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.
Rincewind Posted 15 October 2011 Posted 15 October 2011 I think you would know if you had passed or not depending on whether the supervisor turns up with a couple of burley police offices holding handcuffs.
Zingari Posted 10 February 2012 Posted 10 February 2012 i think they should have included a memory test too
Captain... Posted 10 February 2012 Posted 10 February 2012 I failed the citizen test, 13/24 But what you are failing to take into account is that they get a handbook, with all the answers in, so if you want to pass all you have to do is study, it's a shame they haven't include more relevant stuff in there, but I guess it is more a test on dedication than actual knowledge of the UK. Still stupid that 90% of the population can't pass it.
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