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"Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob is fvcking shit!" (to David Luiz)

"Take off your hat, Take off your haaaaat! This isn't rugby. Take off your hat!" (to Petr Cech)

"He's still fvcking shit! He's still fvcking shiiiiit! Fernando Torres! He's still fvcking shit!"

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The Torres one was good.

I don't know if it was just where I was, but on the whole the song range was a letdown. We love you, don't get me wrong it's a good song but we must've sung it over 30 times, it was ridiculous.

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"Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob is fvcking shit!" (to David Luiz)

"Take off your hat, Take off your haaaaat! This isn't rugby. Take off your hat!" (to Petr Cech)

"He's still fvcking shit! He's still fvcking shiiiiit! Fernando Torres! He's still fvcking shit!"

:D what tune was the Luis one too!

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You let us score twice, you let us score twiiiiiiiiicccccce, how shit must you be? You let us score twice.

Terry is a racist, duh duh duh duh duh, Terry is a racist, duh duh duh duh duh,

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The only way is Schlupp, baby

For you and me now

The only way is Schlupp, baby

For you and me now.

Shame it was only a small group singing it because i loved it! :D

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The Torres one was good.

I don't know if it was just where I was, but on the whole the song range was a letdown. We love you, don't get me wrong it's a good song but we must've sung it over 30 times, it was ridiculous.

I think that's how it is when there's big following, it's hard to get everyone doing loads of different chants, they just don't know them.

TBH I was a bit pissed and couldn't remember any chants lol We did sing quite a few different songs but most only seemed to be sung by a minority

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The black blow up sex doll was the funniest part. It was being thrown around like a beach ball for a good 5-10 minutes before a steward grabbed it and went off (cue chants of "he's taking it hoooooome!" and "Racist!"). A kid of about 12 caught it at one point and held it by the tit looking pretty chuffed, and the bloke in front of he screamed "SHAG IT" asked as he could. It was hilarious lol

Sh!t fvcking haircut, you've got a sh!t fvcking haircut (Meireles)

The Luiz, Cech and Torres ones as already mentioned were great too lol

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The only way is Schlupp was a good one, that should be the Schlupp song, without a doubt.

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I know it's a pretty standard response, but I enjoyed the one we gave some random Chelsea "legend" (Johnny B or something?) that they rolled out at half time.

He came out the tunnel, slow walked it all the way round the ground with the announcer, waving to the crowds, getting applauded - and then reached the corner of the west stand and the Leicester end.

A huge "Who are ya, who are ya" brought his walkabout and his waving to an aprubt end and as the old boy decided to take the short cut across the pitch back to the dug out - announcer in tow.

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The black blow up sex doll was the funniest part. It was being thrown around like a beach ball for a good 5-10 minutes before a steward grabbed it and went off (cue chants of "he's taking it hoooooome!" and "Racist!"). A kid of about 12 caught it at one point and held it by the tit looking pretty chuffed, and the bloke in front of he screamed "SHAG IT" asked as he could. It was hilarious lol

Sh!t fvcking haircut, you've got a sh!t fvcking haircut (Meireles)

The Luiz, Cech and Torres ones as already mentioned were great too lol

lol lol lol lol

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The black blow up sex doll was the funniest part. It was being thrown around like a beach ball for a good 5-10 minutes before a steward grabbed it and went off (cue chants of "he's taking it hoooooome!" and "Racist!"). A kid of about 12 caught it at one point and held it by the tit looking pretty chuffed, and the bloke in front of he screamed "SHAG IT" asked as he could. It was hilarious lol

Sh!t fvcking haircut, you've got a sh!t fvcking haircut (Meireles)

The Luiz, Cech and Torres ones as already mentioned were great too lol

Got my picture taken with her ;) Before the steward pulled.

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