As it's Easter Friday...

[UpTheLeagueFox]

...Jesus is coming

Your kind of humour? You might enjoy www.randomsillynonsense.com

[Parafox]

Perhaps you ought to stop plugging your own website

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Perhaps you ought to stop plugging your own website

If the board admin ask me to then I will because I wouldn't want to cause them any trouble.

[I am Rod Hull]

If the board admin ask me to then I will because I wouldn't want to cause them any trouble.

The mods on here will crucify you...

[Benji]

I like it, some funny stuff.

[UpTheLeagueFox]

I like it, some funny stuff.

Thanks Benji. But as I said, I don't want to upset the admin if it's a problem.

[Rincewind]

I often how far I should go with my plugging.

[Zingari]

I often how far I should go with my plugging.

I hadn't noticed you plugging anything on here Ken , what is it ?

[Webbo]

Thanks Benji. But as I said, I don't want to upset the admin if it's a problem.

I often how far I should go with my plugging.

Speaking for myself it's not a problem. I'd prefer it though if you kept it in existing threads rather than new ones please.

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Speaking for myself it's not a problem. I'd prefer it though if you kept it in existing threads rather than new ones please.

No problem Mr Webbo, duly noted for future reference.

[Zingari]

No problem Mr Webbo, duly noted for future reference.

Well done

If only Jesus had listened to the voice of authority and acted so responsibly , he may not have come to such a sticky end .

There’s a lesson for us all in there

[Trav Le Bleu]

I hadn't noticed you plugging anything on here Ken , what is it ?

Is this Ken "Plug" Nightwatchman we're talking about?

[Zingari]

Is this Ken "Plug" Nightwatchman we're talking about?

Yes, I think he may possibly have mentioned a couple of times that he had a book what he wrote for sale. But it’s been was very rare and I hardly noticed

[Rincewind]

It's usually in a topic I started and about the only one that posts in it. I have a new website too which I don't plug.

[Daggers]

If we're all plugging stuff, I am selling herbal Viagra. Contact me for orders over 50 tablets at a mere £17 per tablet.

[Daggers]

50 Secrets THEY Don't Want You To Know About The Internet - Only £75.99

[I am Rod Hull]

If we're all plugging stuff, I am selling herbal Viagra. Contact me for orders over 50 tablets at a mere £17 per tablet.

I might be up for that.

PM me.

[Zingari]

I might be up for that.

PM me.

Don’t bother , when he says “herbal Viagra” , what he really means is asparagus spears that you strap to your todger

I found this out the hard and expensive way

I didn't read the small print.

caveat emptor

[I am Rod Hull]

Don’t bother , when he says “herbal Viagra” , what he really means is asparagus spears that you strap to your todger

I found this out the hard and expensive way

I didn't read the small print.

caveat emptor

Anything that adds width is a bonus.

[Zingari]

Anything that adds width is a bonus.

here's your first delivery then, I'll cut Evil Tux's rate by 20%

the elastic bands are re-usable

[I am Rod Hull]

here's your first delivery then, I'll cut Evil Tux's rate by 20%

the elastic bands are re-usable

Don`t tell OzFox, this could upset him .

[Guest]

From Jesus to OzFox in a page.

[Daggers]

...the elastic bands are re-usable

You forgot to point out that if you can last 8.5minutes they'll be ready to eat afters.

I can supply pots of salty Fanny Butter to enhance the flavour.

[OzFox]

Don`t tell OzFox, this could upset him .

Looks like vegetable abuse to me. Don't be surprised if you get a visit from the PETA boys this afternoon.

[I am Rod Hull]

Looks like vegetable abuse to me. Don't be surprised if you get a visit from the PETA boys this afternoon.

"Vegetable rights and peace"...