Webbo Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 I got this from another forum and it works. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? Try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain! 1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. If there are other strange physical phenomena (nothing sexual please) you know, put them in here.
Zingari Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 yes that does work , i've tried getting to the bar slower than my mate to get the first round in .and i just can't do it
StanSP Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 1) Go stand in front of a mirror. 2) Tap your tummy with your right hand. 3) Raise your elbow to your mouth and try to lick it. 4) Keep tapping... 5) Now realise how much of an idiot you look like.
Webbo Posted 24 April 2012 Author Posted 24 April 2012 1) Go stand in front of a mirror. 2) Tap your tummy with your right hand. 3) Raise your elbow to your mouth and try to lick it. 4) Keep tapping... 5) Now realise how much of an idiot you look like. I'm that good I can go straight from step 1 to 5 without any of the stages inbetween.
Zingari Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 Get you missus to stand on her head facing a full length mirror . Tell her to open her legs slightly and place your head between with your chin resting on her front bottom. You will see what you look like with a beard and know if it suits you before bothering to grow one .
Webbo Posted 24 April 2012 Author Posted 24 April 2012 Unless your wife shaves down below, in which case you'll resemble Kirk Douglas.
StanSP Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 I'm that good I can go straight from step 1 to 5 without any of the stages inbetween.
Houdini Logic Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 It's proven that if you pretend to shake salt on your tongue, you get the faint taste of it
Guest Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 It's proven that if you pretend to shake salt on your tongue, you get the faint taste of it That's an old one but very funny.
Reynard Bleu Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 Take the bathroom mirror (or any mirror) of the wall. Place it on the floor, mirrored side up. Now strip off completely and squat over the mirror, peer between your thights and hey presto you can see the ring around ur anus.
Captain... Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 It's proven that if you pretend to shake salt on your tongue, you get the faint taste of it That one is weird, I wonder why that works.
Houdini Logic Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 Next time you're driving down a quiet street brake gently with your left foot and not your right. See what happens
Rincewind Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 That one is weird, I wonder why that works. What happens if you sprinkle something you have never tasted before?
Guest Posted 24 April 2012 Posted 24 April 2012 Next time you're driving down a quiet street brake gently with your left foot and not your right. See what happens you're on form today What happens if you sprinkle something you have never tasted before? shows that you're heterosexual
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 April 2012 Posted 25 April 2012 That one is weird, I wonder why that works. I would guess it's a form of autosuggestion? If you had been told that it was a pepper pot, then maybe you would faintly taste pepper - though that might be difficult to do now, having already suggested salt to yourself.
Haydos Posted 25 April 2012 Posted 25 April 2012 I would guess it's a form of autosuggestion? If you had been told that it was a pepper pot, then maybe you would faintly taste pepper - though that might be difficult to do now, having already suggested salt to yourself. Try it anyway, it's weird. And the left footed braking thing, never understood that, always results in inevitable stalling
Saxondale Posted 25 April 2012 Posted 25 April 2012 Next time you're driving down a quiet street brake gently with your left foot and not your right. See what happens And for goodness sake make sure no-one is behind you.
sphericalfox Posted 25 April 2012 Posted 25 April 2012 Next time you're driving down a quiet street brake gently with your left foot and not your right. See what happens I nearly went through the windshield......
sphericalfox Posted 26 April 2012 Posted 26 April 2012 I've posted in the LCFC forum. I'm afraid to walk away....look back and then turn into a pillar of salt
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