Stig the Lawnmower Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Been a bit 'bound up' lately. took a Senakot tablet, but to no avail. someone suggested Syrup of figs, 'it's an old fashioned remedy' read the lable, dosage 1-2 table spoons, so i took three. DON'T DO IT! almost turned myself inside out this morning
cambridgefox Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Been a bit 'bound up' lately. took a Senakot tablet, but to no avail. someone suggested Syrup of figs, 'it's an old fashioned remedy' read the lable, dosage 1-2 table spoons, so i took three. DON'T DO IT! almost turned myself inside out this morning Shit the bed(literally) strong stuff,but I bet you feel like a new man now.
MikeyT Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Was just about to eat breakfast..... It's 11:30 and you're just about to eat breakfast? You lazy shit.
cambridgefox Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 This thread could run and run.. I disagree it's already hit the skids and going down the pan.
cambridgefox Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Was just about to eat breakfast..... Complaint LOGGED!
jimmer Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 It's 11:30 and you're just about to eat breakfast? You lazy shit. one lyin a week is allowed surely? Anyway sounds like its time to make like diarrhoea and run.....out of this thread!
flowwolf Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary it comes through the Jeans.
Zingari Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 This thread is an absolute shower of shite. you'll make a lot of enemas on here with talk like that .
Saxondale Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 you'll make a lot of enemas on here with talk like that . That's it, I squit.
I am Rod Hull Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 That's it, I squit. I hope you`re going to follow through with that.
STEVIE B Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 There's a bloke who I know, who went with his wife to be to meet a couple she knew. It was the first time he had met said couple and as it was a bit of a distance, he and fiance agreed to stop the night. After a nice meal and plenty of wine/beer it was time for bed. Wife to be used the en suite first but her other half decided he needed a dump, straight away. So in sheer terror he decided the only thing to do was to hop onto the sink in the bedroom and do the business. Not only did he crap on his trousers, but somehow he managed to squirt a load up the curtains !! In the morning and after much cleaning up he was lent a pair of jeans,although at 6'4'' he must've looked a sight in the much shorter guy's denims ! To my amazement he went on to marry his fiance,have 4 kids and he's a solicitor !
Saxondale Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 I hope you`re going to follow through with that. Don't cause a stink.
Zingari Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 Don't cause a stink. don't try and make him into the stool pigeon !
Rincewind Posted 23 June 2012 Posted 23 June 2012 All this talk makes my recent troubles seem like a splash in the ocean.
Darkon84 Posted 25 June 2012 Posted 25 June 2012 Thought this thread was going to be a tribute to wigs or something (like the beauty below). Needless to say, I was shocked and appalled at what I was confronted with .
flowwolf Posted 25 June 2012 Posted 25 June 2012 Bloody hell Richard Madeley has gone to pot and no mistake .
Saxondale Posted 25 June 2012 Posted 25 June 2012 I think this thread has run its course (of Imodium).
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