Penis is to Phallic as...

[Fox You Forest]

Vertical smile.

[Zingari]

Serves me right. I dont suppose anyone can ACTUALLY tell me if there is such a simile (or whatever the word is)

i think cap shrap's vulvic or possibly cervical or labial is the nearest synonym that you can get

[flowwolf]

The jokers grin ? as in come on then get your knickers off and lets have a look at the jokers grin.

[Tielemans63]

i think cap shrap's vulvic or possibly cervical or labial is the nearest synonym that you can get

I'm never drinking that stuff again...

[Hollism]

Penis warmer?

Fleshy Condom?

[EnderbyFox]

Bearded clam?

[ozleicester]

Vulvic

i think cap shrap's vulvic or possibly cervical or labial is the nearest synonym that you can get

It seems you are correct - thanks.

by the way, the following link contains ART, be careful

http://confrontinglo...ringe-festival/

edit damn if only the link had finished with http.......minge-festival

[Fox in the North]

It seems you are correct - thanks.

by the way, the following link contains ART, be careful

http://confrontinglo...ringe-festival/

edit damn if only the link had finished with http.......minge-festival

The great wall of vagina......

[Reynard Bleu]

i think cap shrap's vulvic or possibly cervical or labial is the nearest synonym that you can get

Surely only used in clinical conversations or perhaps an autopsy? Can't imagine using these in polite or even inpolite conversation never mind in any suggestive prose to a bint.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Badly-packed Kebab

[Guest]

As Frenchman is to gallic.

[BoneDog]

One of my old mates used to call it a 'Ham Cob'.

He'd point at his crotch and say to a bird, "Wanna add some beef to that ham cob?" Or, "Sit your ham bap down on this love".

Great days Eddie, great days.

[Rincewind]

I bet he had them queueing up with that chat up line.

[Parafox]

I think the OP meant, if something "penis-shaped" is said to be phallic in appearance, then something "vagina-shaped" would be said to look...?

What we have here instead is a list of euphemisms for female genitalia.

Lettuce.

[BrummieFOX]

Growler