Penis is to Phallic as...

[ozleicester]

Vagina is to......................?

[Rocket-Ron]

Vhallic!!

[Mack]

Crabs?

[Zingari]

cvntish

[rico]

Grand Canyon

[cambridgefox]

Manhole.

[MikeyT]

Mingey

[Daggers]

Gash.

[MikeyT]

Axe Wound.

Too far?

[Bryn]

Phallus is Latin, as is vagina, so vaginal probably suffices.

[Captain...]

Vulvic

[Jackirius]

Birth cannon

[Zingari]

Vulvic

i'm not drinking that bottled water again !

[Captain...]

i'm not drinking that bottled water again !

not even from a furry cup?

[Burmesefox]

minge

snatch

vag

growler

burger

flange

lady garden

flower

camel toe

moo-moo

flaps

scuttle

bearded clam

[Burmesefox]

hairy pie

[flowwolf]

Furry front bum.

[Rincewind]

Lips

Vacuum cleaner

[Tielemans63]

Vagintic

[Saxondale]

Flanged?

[MikeyT]

[caz05]

You lot get worse

[flowwolf]

Stab wound in a gorilla's back.

Fanny like a cat with it's throat cut.

The wizards sleeve.

[Fox in the North]

Canoe?

[ozleicester]

Serves me right. I dont suppose anyone can ACTUALLY tell me if there is such a simile (or whatever the word is)