ozleicester Posted 22 August 2012 Posted 22 August 2012 Is it true there are 3 steps to Heaven ? Has wheel chair access been provided ? I heard it was a "stairway"... im sorry but 3 steps doesnt make it as a stairway in my book, I had 3 steps up to the front door in Brum... and let me tell you that wasnt even close to heaven!... i need more information on this whole entry thing, I mean, are there steps?, if i accept Geebus, do i still have to climb or will there be some sort of escalator or lift?.. Is their priority boarding? Im sick of running through the airport to get to the front of the Ryanair queue...if i pay an extra tenner can i get my own queue? What are the hand luggage rules? To be fair, much of this may be addressed in the terms and conditions (bible), but as we all know, no-one (bar the saddo losers) ever reads the T&C, we all just tick the box... does Trip advisor have a section on heaven?
Guest Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g308272-d572271-Reviews-Seventh_Heaven_Hotel-Shanghai.html
Captain... Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 Heaven For Everyone lyrics This could be heaven This could be heaven This could be heaven for everyone In these days of cool reflection You come to me and everything seems alright In these days of cold affections You sit by me - and everything's fine This could be heaven for everyone This world could be fed, this world could be fun This could be heaven for everyone This world could be free, this world could be one In this world of cool deception Just your smile can smooth my ride These troubled days of cruel rejection, hmm You come to me, soothe my troubled mind Yeah, this could be heaven for everyone This world could be fed, this world could be fun This should be love for everyone, yeah This world should be free, this world could be one We should bring love to our daughters and sons Love, love, love, this could be heaven for everyone You know that This could be heaven for everyone This could be heaven for everyone Listen - what people do to other souls They take their lives - destroy their goals Their basic pride and dignity Is stripped and torn and shown no pity When this should be heaven for everyone This could be heaven This could be heaven This could be heaven ... For everyone For everyone
Finnegan Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 That enormous and devastating shit after a heavy night.
MooseBreath Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 That enormous and devastating shit after a heavy night. Tell your boyfriend to go easy next time and it won't be so painful in the morning.
Nick Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 Tell your boyfriend to go easy next time and it won't be so painful in the morning. If you were funny, you could do 'stand up.'
21st Century Fox Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 Tell your boyfriend to go easy next time and it won't be so painful in the morning. HO-LY SH-IT was that bad.
Rincewind Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 A brilliant song. Like the pictures to this vid. So many to choose from.
Guest MattP Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 Tell your boyfriend to go easy next time and it won't be so painful in the morning. Surely if that's happened the shit is gonna flow out so much easier?
Guest MattP Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 http://youtu.be/IXThbqU0dw4 Absolutely brilliant, JJ has been my favourite comic for a couple if years, saw him about 18 months ago and seeing him again in Wolverhampton next month.
Daggers Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 Surely if that's happened the shit is gonna flow out so much easier? Absolutely brilliant, JJ has been my favourite comic for a couple if years, saw him about 18 months ago and seeing him again in Wolverhampton next month. I wish I'd known you were going to post that and I'd have done it for you to save you spending your own money on your unreliable connection on the train.
Guest MattP Posted 23 August 2012 Posted 23 August 2012 I wish I'd known you were going to post that and I'd have done it for you to save you spending your own money on your unreliable connection on the train. It's ok I was in a taxi by then, you generally get a better reception in city centres than the middle of the countryside.
Daggers Posted 24 August 2012 Posted 24 August 2012 It's ok I was in a taxi by then, you generally get a better reception in city centres than the middle of the countryside. Right - so at 11:50-11:51 you were in a taxi. But then at 11:59 you were back in a train again. I'll break it down. I'm on a train reading foxes talk Just give it up, you're doing nothing but making yourself look stoopider. Catching another train with your iStoopid? Brilliant.
Guest MattP Posted 24 August 2012 Posted 24 August 2012 Well talk about bending a quote to suit your own agenda. (and you know it as well) That's a reply to Large Al in reference to an earlier post where I describe the situation I was in. Why have you just posted that bit when I'm clearly referring to a situation earlier? Is your new job the quote guy at the Daily Mail? I think everyone can see that for what it is, have you been drinking tonight?
Guest MattP Posted 24 August 2012 Posted 24 August 2012 Let's finish the end of your evidence shall we, the quote... "Let's break it down, I'm on a train reading foxes talk, I read a post and think "I'd like to see a exam paper from the 70's compared to now....do I?" The post I'm referring to is at 9.51 and you try and pass a half quote off in reference to it at near midnight? Do you really think people won't notice? Even the posters up your arse will feel let down by this effort. Good work Inspector lol and you accuse me of being dim
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