flowwolf Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 What's your idea of heaven ? mine is to be in a never ending 69 position ( dinner for two ) with Susanna Reid B.B.C news reporter . Can anyone better that ?
Zingari Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Susanna Reid has one of the most beautiful faces on TV , and you want to spend eternity looking up her ring ?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 I can only imagine it would be her idea of hell.
flowwolf Posted 21 August 2012 Author Posted 21 August 2012 The day you said you were leaving Ah still bitter eh ? Moose breath Moose brain.
21st Century Fox Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 The day you said you were leaving I...I...must +1 MooseBreath!
flowwolf Posted 21 August 2012 Author Posted 21 August 2012 I can only imagine it would be her idea of hell. Don't be stupid she has no idea.
flowwolf Posted 21 August 2012 Author Posted 21 August 2012 I...I...must +1 MooseBreath! Sorry have Hurt you too?
Manwell Pablo Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 What's your idea of heaven ? mine is to be in a never ending 69 position ( dinner for two ) with Susanna Reid B.B.C news reporter . Can anyone better that ? This is one of thoses wishes that people have without really thinking through first, plenty of draw backs, the main one being Susanna is going to need a sh1t at some point.
The Doctor Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 The day you said you were leaving Bastard, I actually agree with you on something.
Zingari Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Is it true there are 3 steps to Heaven ? Has wheel chair access been provided ?
Fox92 Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Heaven doesn't exist. "Above us only Sky". Only joking, of course it exists!
MikeyT Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 "Above us only Sky". Only joking, of course it exists! I pray to God you're right. Oh hang on...
acooling08 Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Hmmmmmm seems kind of fair, I guess. So to get into heaven we need to be sodomised by Jesus? Screw dat.
Daggers Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 This is one of thoses wishes that people have without really thinking through first, plenty of draw backs, the main one being Susanna is going to need a sh1t at some point. Giving that her diet would consist solely of spunk I imagine that this event would be few and far between - and entirely surmountable if she lay underneath with a hole in the cloud under her arse. Women have little angel shits anyway, all floating and smelling of roses.
21st Century Fox Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Giving that her diet would consist solely of spunk I imagine that this event would be few and far between - and entirely surmountable if she lay underneath with a hole in the cloud under her arse. Women have little angel shits anyway, all floating and smelling of roses. If only I could undergo an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-esque memory erasing I would truly like to believe this.
Rincewind Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Mine is summed up by these few words.. Imagine there's no Heaven It isn't hard to do No Hell below us And no religion too.
Daggers Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 http://youtu.be/IXThbqU0dw4 That is fvcking superb.
Zingari Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 My idea of an eternal heaven is being in a room full religious believers and taunting them about how right I was about there being no afterlife !
Charl91 Posted 21 August 2012 Posted 21 August 2012 Where I have a remote that I use to turn off the volume on my girlfriend when she nags me.
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