Dream/Nightmare thread

[Leicesterpool]

Ever had any weird dreams?

[Jimothy]

http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/16764-dreamsnightmares/page__hl__nightmares

[lavrentis]

^ Not really worth bumping a 6 year old thread is it?

[Jimothy]

^ Not really worth bumping a 6 year old thread is it?

To be honest I didn't even look how old it was I just remembered there was one.

EDIT: Actually I wasn't even looking for that one, there's a more recent one that about a year old that went on for a few pages, that's the one I was looking for.

[Guest Bilo]

Do most of your dreams involve Jessica Ennis and waking up in a cold puddle of goo?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Do most of your dreams involve Jessica Ennis and waking up in a cold puddle of goo?

Not everyone has the same dreams as you mate.

[Tielemans63]

I had a dream that my Dad went for an operation and had the end of his nose circumcised and didn't want anyone to see it so he walked round with a dust mask on. When he finally revealed it, there was (indeed) a bright purple bellend on the end of his nose. It was that point I woke up and to this day I have no idea what the **** that was all about.

[Guest Bilo]

Not everyone has the same dreams as you mate.

And there was me thinking this was normal.

I'd hate to have been the poor sod who had to clean leicesterpool's sheets during the Olympics though.

[Corky]

Do most of your dreams involve Jessica Ennis and waking up in a cold puddle of goo?

His Villa boxers must've taken a battering.

[21st Century Fox]

I had a dream that my Dad went for an operation and had the end of his nose circumcised and didn't want anyone to see it so he walked round with a dust mask on. When he finally revealed it, there was (indeed) a bright purple bellend on the end of his nose. It was that point I woke up and to this day I have no idea what the **** that was all about.

Wow, sounds massively Freudian! He was all about the phallic symbolism of the nose (usually mother's noses though I think).

[Trav Le Bleu]

And there was me thinking this was normal.

I'd hate to have been the poor sod who had to clean leicesterpool's sheets during the Olympics though.

You probably could have made a tent out of them with no poles.

[Tielemans63]

Wow, sounds massively Freudian! He was all about the phallic symbolism of the nose (usually mother's noses though I think).

I know! I think I might be a freak. I was hoping everyone had this dream.....

[FoxesAreBlue]

I had a dream that my Dad went for an operation and had the end of his nose circumcised and didn't want anyone to see it so he walked round with a dust mask on. When he finally revealed it, there was (indeed) a bright purple bellend on the end of his nose. It was that point I woke up and to this day I have no idea what the **** that was all about.

lol

[kingfox]

I have had many weird dreams, but never any nightmares.

I usually have dreams though everytime I go to a Leicester away game, where I always seem to miss the coach

For some reason it always happens.

[BoneDog]

I had a boster last night but can only remember this part.

I was in a small wooden shack thing with a little hole in it. There was somebody outside in a burka with an AK on patrol, so I poked the nozzle of my RPD through the hole in case they noticed me. They must have heard me and started firing at my shack, so I unloaded about 340 rounds but they were still standing. Whoever it was then took the burka off, dropped it on the floor and legged it. I caught a glimpse of them and saw that it was my bald uncle. I caught up with him later when he was with some other family members and confronted him.

After some heated words had been exchanged he insisted that it wasn't him in the burka, and said that it was Paul Hall, the former Jamaica international. I think I then laughed like a nutter and woke up.

Had another boster the other night but forgot it. If only there was some sort of video recorder that could tape dreams. Would be much more entertaining than watching real movies.