Bernie Nearly Killed!

[Jace]

I'm sure if this metal sheets in the roof story was true the club would have already used them by now to reduce the atmosphere

[The Year Of The Fox]

I'm sure if this metal sheets in the roof story was true the club would have already used them by now to reduce the atmosphere

Funny post.

Wrong thread

[nativefox]

Is it true that Bernie is Stringer's dad?

[Jace]

Funny post.

Wrong thread

I have no idea how I did that

[sk3since03]

Poor bloke needs looking after

[rico]

[Zingari]

Bernie is indestructible, like a cartoon character 

[Guest MattP]

How this man isn't under lock and key somewhere I'll never work out.

Clearly not sane.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

Heard he promised to never wash his dick or his arsehole again until he sees Leicester win the premier league. It's this that is keeping him alive.

[JmorsonLCFC]

I feel sorry for the bloke, always on his own.

[JohnnyFox]

I was there with a friend! We were on the bus with him and saw the same incident. He just stood there and stuck his hand up to the driver!

He was a good laugh, going on about how he is faster than the birch and how he wants to cut Beckhams head off! Got some cracking videos on my phone of him pretending to have a chat with Pearson! Hahahaha

[Hungry Hungry Fox]

I've said it before he needs locking up.

Why? He's not a criminal

[Mack]

I've just seen Bernie in Shepshed near Asda standing at the side of the road screaming at the oncoming traffic.

I would say he looked upset but it all seemed quite normal for him!

[conLAD logan]

you'd think he'd have someone looking after him, he's an accident waiting to happen

[Unabomber]

you'd think he'd have someone looking after him, he's an accident waiting to happen

 

You might as well do it Conrad.

[MC Prussian]

You might as well do it Conrad.

Now that's what I would call a Save of The Day, with Conrad instantly vindicated.

[Eddy Kellys Heroes]

There's a bloke called Noel Lovett, a season ticket holder from Loughborough who does what he can for him, but he can be awkward. Noel Lovett now there's another legend.......

[Eddy Kellys Heroes]

There's a bloke called Noel Lovett, a season ticket holder from Loughborough who does what he can for him, but he can be awkward. Noel Lovett now there's another legend.......

[SOCCERROO FOX]

There's a bloke called Noel Lovett, a season ticket holder from Loughborough who does what he can for him, but he can be awkward. Noel Lovett now there's another legend.......

 

There's a bloke called Noel Lovett, a season ticket holder from Loughborough who does what he can for him, but he can be awkward. Noel Lovett now there's another legend.......

 

That much of a legend he was worthy of a double post.

[Out Foxed]

That much of a legend he was worthy of a double post.

you've got to love it

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

You might as well do it Conrad.

But the bench wont warm itself 

[Mark_from_USA]

That's the last straw.  Pearson OUT!

[Jace]

Apparently 1 of the reasons Kevin Phillips signed with us is because he went school with Bernie

[Guest MattP]

I've just seen Bernie in Shepshed near Asda standing at the side of the road screaming at the oncoming traffic.

I would say he looked upset but it all seemed quite normal for him!

The man has absolutely lost his marbles, I don't think he has a clue what is going on around him.

[Moto Hello]

I remember helping Bernie navigate the London Underground once when coming back from Loftus Road. He was heading in the complete wrong direction. I don't know how he's never got lost or is even alive. My friend thinks he acts the part and that he's actually a fairly intelligent bloke.