NathanBlueFox Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 just to inform you guys Bernie was nearly killed today by a car, it was going about 50mph and Bernie just stepped in front of it, the car had to completely swerve to avoid him. could not believe it, was seriously inches away from hitting him.
johnny the fox Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 just another day in the life of a legend,
Kitchandro Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 I wouldn't want him to stop all his antics but if things like that are happening it's time he had someone looking after him when he's out.
langtonfox Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 Someone needs to interview him, sure it would be fascinating
VLC86 Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 I imagine his reaction was along the lines of 'Arrrrrrrggggg Tractor shagging bastards'
Bluetintedspecs Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 I wouldn't want him to stop all his antics but if things like that are happening it's time he had someone looking after him when he's out. Kitch I didn't know if I was to shed an emotional tear or laugh til I cried at this post Bernie with a carer in toe is a thought that I can't stop smiling at!
Mike Oxlong Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 Would really like to see Bernie given a slot on the moan in. Would do wonders for the listening figures over some of the turgid crap they have on at the moment. Even better if he were to replace Stringer or Youngy.
Danno Posted 23 November 2013 Posted 23 November 2013 Would really like to see Bernie given a slot on the moan in. Would do wonders for the listening figures over some of the turgid crap they have on at the moment. Even better if he were to replace Stringer or Youngy.They should just give him a 30 minute slot straight after every home defeat. Would speak more sense than some of the ****ing retards who come on.
Leicesterpool Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 Strangely enough last year i went to Ipswich away, a car nearly knocked down me and my dad, he went through a red light! We just managed to step out of the way at the right time! anyway hope old bernie was okay, did he look okay after? Knowing good old bernie he'd probably regenerate .
VLC86 Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 did he look okay after?: . Did he look ok before?
Vlad the Fox Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 I wouldn't want him to stop all his antics but if things like that are happening it's time he had someone looking after him when he's out. someone is looking after him, the driver hasn't a clue how the car mysteriously seemed to take control of itself and swerve round him.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 I've said it before he needs locking up.
Nick Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 I hope Bernie lives forever. Just not in my house.
Jace Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 50 mph in a pedestrian zone? I blame Wellens and Gally they must have drove down to watch the match
foxfanazer Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 Bernie versus a car going 50mph Only one winner there
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 Bernie wouldn't have died because he can't. He is actually an AI hologram like that bloke from Red Dwarf whose sentient mind has become crazed and failed due to the emotional torture of watching Leicester City.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 I only know what I hear about the guy, but it seems the angels were on his side yesterday.
Fox92 Posted 24 November 2013 Posted 24 November 2013 His jacket makes me laugh. Has 'M O'Neill' and 'N. Pearson' printed on it.
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