SystonFox Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 ok listen up, theres a lad who is being a complete ****. 1st up he is shagging my missus best mate who is a good mate of mine to, and she is being messed about bigtime as this lad has a girlfriend and he is a serial cheat, i also know his girlfriend and i have a good mind to tell her as he's been doing it for ages. i dont want my missus best mate to get hurt, but i dont want his bird to get hurt. he found out that i know about him and my girls best mate (lets call her sarah for the purposes of the excersise) so he has been telling a few of my mates (of both sexes) i have been cheating on my mrs for some-time now which is completely untrue, i wouldnt do that after 2 and a half years of being together. so basically he is messing with sarah, who i deem a good friend, talking shite about me and cheating on his girl. basically this bloke is a **** of the highest order, i am going to take action but the course of action is to yet be decided. do i take a hammer and a chisel to his pride and joy (his vauxhall corsa 1.0L!), or do i give it a pimp my ride custom spray job styleee. do i take bricks on his windows, or do i wait on a cold lonely dark night when hes on his own and go face to face 1 on 1. i know what i want to do, and thats the lot of them! but its all down 2 u lot basically. dont say "dont bother its more trouble than its worth" really it isnt i cant stand this guy and he deserves whats coming to him. cheers.
marko Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 All 4 of them, you show him who's boss Sounds like an unsavouray character.
foxesfan69 Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 All 4 of them, you show him who's boss Sounds like an unsavouray character. 162799[/snapback] I agree. Sh****** someone else behind someones back is bad enough but then he has the cheek to make you some random crap about you. Deserves what's coming to him. I'll give you a hand
Matt Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 [Phew] Glad its not my Vauxhall Corsa 1.0L your on about Can't give you much advice but he sounds like a right arsehole!
SystonFox Posted 24 August 2005 Author Posted 24 August 2005 [Phew] Glad its not my Vauxhall Corsa 1.0L your on about Can't give you much advice but he sounds like a right arsehole! 162801[/snapback] your names matt and i dont think you live in syston so your safe man. glad some people agree he deserves it. my fave idea is the sspray job, ala cockp1ss partridge style lol
Matt Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 your names matt and i dont think you live in syston so your safe man.glad some people agree he deserves it. my fave idea is the sspray job, ala cockp1ss partridge style lol 162805[/snapback]
SystonFox Posted 24 August 2005 Author Posted 24 August 2005 (to tony hayers) Alan : So you see where it once said c0ck it now says cock, and where it once said p1ss it now says pass!
davieG Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 ok listen up, theres a lad who is being a complete ****. 1st up he is shagging my missus best mate who is a good mate of mine to, and she is being messed about bigtime as this lad has a girlfriend and he is a serial cheat, i also know his girlfriend and i have a good mind to tell her as he's been doing it for ages. i dont want my missus best mate to get hurt, but i dont want his bird to get hurt. he found out that i know about him and my girls best mate (lets call her sarah for the purposes of the excersise) so he has been telling a few of my mates (of both sexes) i have been cheating on my mrs for some-time now which is completely untrue, i wouldnt do that after 2 and a half years of being together. so basically he is messing with sarah, who i deem a good friend, talking shite about me and cheating on his girl. basically this bloke is a **** of the highest order, i am going to take action but the course of action is to yet be decided. do i take a hammer and a chisel to his pride and joy (his vauxhall corsa 1.0L!), or do i give it a pimp my ride custom spray job styleee. do i take bricks on his windows, or do i wait on a cold lonely dark night when hes on his own and go face to face 1 on 1. i know what i want to do, and thats the lot of them! but its all down 2 u lot basically. dont say "dont bother its more trouble than its worth" really it isnt i cant stand this guy and he deserves whats coming to him. cheers. 162796[/snapback] Well if you're going to do anything along those lines, I wouldn't advise it, you better make sure he doesn't find out it's you because you will then become the guilty party in the eyes of the law and could end up with a criminal record - can't see how rhar will help you in any way as I'm sure he won't change his ways. Your first loyaly is to your Mrs you need to put her in the picture and agree between you what action you should take. Or you could just make some special arrangements with the underworld nudge, nudge
SystonFox Posted 24 August 2005 Author Posted 24 August 2005 do you know many of the underworld then davieg? any contacts? nah i dont think he would know it was me, unless he knows i have a massive grudge (which he shouldnt) or unless i go sign my name all over his shed (a.k.a his car) .
davieG Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 do you know many of the underworld then davieg? any contacts? nah i dont think he would know it was me, unless he knows i have a massive grudge (which he shouldnt) or unless i go sign my name all over his shed (a.k.a his car) . 162827[/snapback] I couldn't really say but you might come across one or two willing servants here
Babylon Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 Just tell your girlfriend the whole story!! She will do the rest trust me.
Babylon Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 I couldn't really say but you might come across one or two willing servants here 162833[/snapback] Click on Davieg's link.... then go to photos and scroll down to the photo with the title "Frank poses with a fan at one of his many book signings" I'm not sure which one I find the more scary.
C-man Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 Fight him, one of one. Beat the crap out of him, and blackmail him, tell him if he tells the police, you'll brick his house, take a hammer to his car, and tell 'Sarah' whats been going down.
Bert Posted 24 August 2005 Posted 24 August 2005 Kick the s**t out of him then when he's nearly unconscious throw him through his car windscreen. simple as.
Thracian Posted 25 August 2005 Posted 25 August 2005 Sounds like a pint and a sulphuric acid chaser would do the trick.
Guest Posted 25 August 2005 Posted 25 August 2005 Just tell your girlfriend the whole story!! She will do the rest trust me. 162837[/snapback] Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and that includes your best mate.
Hullfox Posted 25 August 2005 Posted 25 August 2005 Don't see what all the fuss is about myself. Seems like an alright sort of chap.
Janx Posted 25 August 2005 Posted 25 August 2005 I would not take advice from individuals on a loosely football related messageboard for a start! Most of them have about as much life experience as my 3 yr old and much of it will be teenage bravado and frankly most of them couldnt give a rats ass about your girlfriends best mate, I mean no offence by that, but there is hardly going to be any repercussion on them is there! Tread very carefully and have a word in his shell like, but hey why take my advice after all read my first point!!!
Ultra Posted 25 August 2005 Posted 25 August 2005 Agree with the above but would strongly advise you to talk through things with the other half first. After all, she'll have to live with any consequences, the same as you will!
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