The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I am the town crier. Oh yes. Right. Here's what happens. Everyone picks a country (apart from Fezzler who is stuck with Chad! HAHAHA)... we then engineer it through some dodgy foreign diplomacy, smoke and mirrors, bits of invisible thread and cloak and dagger politik that our countries go to war in what could possibly be the war to end all wars. Or at least till the next one. In this war, alliances will be illegal and punishable by detention (after school - not this namby pamby lunchtime bollocks). All against all, no goal hanging, rebounds etc etc. Who's in? (posted in lcfc forum to annoy the mods!!!!!!) *Well, see if you can find it now! *
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I am the town crier. Oh yes. Right. Here's what happens. Everyone picks a country (apart from Fezzler who is stuck with Chad! HAHAHA)... we then engineer it through some dodgy foreign diplomacy, smoke and mirrors, bits of invisible thread and cloak and dagger politik that our countries go to war in what could possibly be the war to end all wars. Or at least till the next one. In this war, alliances will be illegal and punishable by detention (after school - not this namby pamby lunchtime bollocks). All against all, no goal hanging, rebounds etc etc. Who's in? (posted in lcfc forum to annoy the mods!!!!!!) I don't understand.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 i don't understand either. but can i have england?
lookwhaticando Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I don't understand. Pick a country, then see where it goes from there. I'd like to dominate the world, no matter what, so I'll be Leamington Spa.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Pick a country, then see where it goes from there. I'd like to dominate the world, no matter what, so I'll be Leamington Spa. Psssst that's not a country. Due to your tomfoolery, you've been given Argentina. You're national anthem is 'Don't Cry for Me Argentina'.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 i don't understand either. but can i have england? Yes. Done. Your national anthem is 'Say You'll Be There' - The Spice Girls (but as performed by my mate Christie at karaoke t'other week).
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Yes. Done. Your national anthem is 'Say You'll Be There' - The Spice Girls (but as performed by my mate Christie at karaoke t'other week). Put me down for Wales just to piss Sosbanfach off.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Put me down for Wales just to piss Sosbanfach off. Done and Done. Your national anthem is Rule Britannia. But it's actually Rule England. Just to piss SosbanFach off. Right, who's good at starting wars? I was considering giving Big Ron and that Kilroy willy puller a call?
brookfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I'll be Angola: I got them in the World Cup sweepstake at work The start and end in the same letter (just like 5 league clubs) It containt the word goal But most importantly they hate Portugal!
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 I'll be Angola: I got them in the World Cup sweepstake at work The start and end in the same letter (just like 5 league clubs) It containt the word goal But most importantly they hate Portugal! You're responsible for cajoling Portugal in to the war through a series of increasingly outrageous and non-sensical racial slurs. Good luck.
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 You're responsible for cajoling Portugal in to the war through a series of increasingly outrageous and non-sensical racial slurs. Good luck. Can I have France?
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I have just installed John Redwood as President of Wales and have declared war. Civil War.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 This has really taken off. You can all have your required countries. Can someone assist though? Equitorial New Guinea KEEP phoning me. They want in. They have greivances against Somalia whom they claim 'look at them funny' and stole their national anthem. So will somebody please take Equitorial New Guinea under their wing? In this case I'm willing to allow an existing 'general' to take them... first come first served. I know I said no alliances, but hey.... I feel for them.
kerryh Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Ryanside - You are one dead Mother. Sadly for you Russia aren't in this war so you are going to get all my grievances! Poland are still reeling from WW2.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 I have just installed John Redwood as President of Wales and have declared war. Civil War. One point though.... Don't you need to civilise them before they can have civil war? *runs*
Master Fox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 One point though.... Don't you need to civilise them before they can have civil war? *runs* Scotland included?
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 My first act as Leader of France is to surrender.
Master Fox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 My first act as Leader of France is to surrender. Good call!
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