purpleronnie Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 Mine:- I have never seen a harry potter or lord of the rings film. I have never owned a pet. I don't like chocolate.
WetFlannel Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 im feeble and weak and get bullied into submission * give me sympathy*
Barry Trotter Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 Mine:-I have never seen a harry potter or lord of the rings film. I have never owned a pet. I don't like chocolate. You should get into Celebrity Big Brother with that.
Alexikokopops Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 Paul Merson said my head was a large size.
syston_fox Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 Paul Merson said my head was a large size. We have a winner! I can't see that being topped!
Durnerz Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 I have done the Catwalk on Soccer AM and seen a picture of TPH on the dumper.
the_bowman Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 I can move my ears! without using my hands
Lillehamring Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 dennis pennis said my jacket was cool whilst washing his hands in 'smashing' night club toilet, regents street, london, 1996 also there i danced with jarvis cocker, told noel gallagher that 'oasis' was a rubbish band name (he agreed with me), literally bumped into courtney love and i came second to two lesbians in a 'camp-musical-statues' competition.... ah, those were the days... i've also been on active-8 and my band were interviewed and featured on bbc radio shropshire i talked to 'dec' while he waited for his girlfriend and i waited for a friend outside the toilets of the shopping centre on kings road i advised jerry hall on cord trousers i served gmtv's John Stappleton two glasses of chardonnay and he nodded at a bloke and said 'i've got this one in the bag'!!!??? i have also never read or seen harry potter films/books ....ahhh, the list just goes on and on.
stez Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 i served gmtv's John Stappleton two glasses of chardonnay and he nodded at a bloke and said 'i've got this one in the bag'!!!??? shocking!!! i thought he was married to tv's lynn foulds-wood??!
Webbo Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 dennis pennis said my jacket was cool whilst washing his hands in 'smashing' night club toilet, regents street, london, 1996also there i danced with jarvis cocker, told noel gallagher that 'oasis' was a rubbish band name (he agreed with me), literally bumped into courtney love and i came second to two lesbians in a 'camp-musical-statues' competition.... ah, those were the days... i've also been on active-8 and my band were interviewed and featured on bbc radio shropshire i talked to 'dec' while he waited for his girlfriend and i waited for a friend outside the toilets of the shopping centre on kings road i advised jerry hall on cord trousers i served gmtv's John Stappleton two glasses of chardonnay and he nodded at a bloke and said 'i've got this one in the bag'!!!??? i have also never read or seen harry potter films/books ....ahhh, the list just goes on and on. Pfft Noel Gallagher, Courtney Love, Jerry Hall. Seeing Mark Wallington's willy, that's a claim to fame!
Nationwider Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 i once saw mark wallingtons willy Have you mentioned this before on FT? Because either 1. You have - which is ok. 2. Someone else has, and the police should really be taking this up as multiple sightings of MWW are probably not a good thing. 3. I'm imagined it - in which case I need psychiatric evaluation.
Lillehamring Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 shocking!!! i thought he was married to tv's lynn foulds-wood??! as davied baddiel (in his particularlly sarcastic tone of voice) once said: lynne foulds wood? i'd like to see that!
MPH Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 I once ran an errand for two city players after a mini training session before they set off for an away game.. The coach was waiting round near where the old players entrance.. me and my mates were getting some autographs and Marc North came upto us and said ' do us a favor, go and get us a couple of cans of lucozade and a couple of mars bars' In his best cockney sounding accent( he was sitting next to a fellow old Luton player- Ricky Hill). So off we all pelted to filbert groceries , I was well chuffed a city player asked me to do a favor for him But now i think he was just beeing a lazy git. Anyway, i bombed up the road so fast all my mates gave up running with me I proudly announced to the guy in the shop who they were for when i got there and he gave me one of those ' i dont give a crap who its for just give me your money ' looks.....the change was about 46p or somthing silly like that and when i went to give it back to Marc North he let me keep it!! I was also chuffued to bits i had done my bit for the city cause and helped two of the older players replenish their energy for tricky away game... i THINK it was Luton away but i cant be sure.. i also THINK we ended up losing 3-1...
stez Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 Have you mentioned this before on FT?Because either 1. You have - which is ok. 2. Someone else has, and the police should really be taking this up as multiple sightings of MWW are probably not a good thing. 3. I'm imagined it - in which case I need psychiatric evaluation. i may've mentioned it once or twice before. i would refer you to lisa for the full count of how many times i've said it, she's taken a keen interest for some reason
Guest Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 i may've mentioned it once or twice before. i would refer you to lisa for the full count of how many times i've said it, she's taken a keen interest for some reason Actually, it's 457 times.
purpleronnie Posted 1 October 2007 Author Posted 1 October 2007 Also add:- I met Ian ormondroyd in a car park before the Leicester v derby game back in the early 1990's got his autograph, and preceded to lose it at the stadium. I was a mascot at shepshed v leicester city back in the mid 1980's and shook steve lynex's hand before kick off. Also won jeff astles world cup shirt from mexico 1970 for top goalscorer at my club, and also lost that years later (god how much money have I lost there).
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 I once played frisbee with aussie cricketer Michael Slater during a rain delay in a match also got given Mark Waughs drink bottle in a test match as he was walking off after scoring a century Also numerous other brushes with afl stars including one yesterday after a local game when i was very drunk But my claim to fame is i was runner up in the national yahtzee championships
BigGibbo Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 I once played frisbee with aussie cricketer Michael Slater during a rain delay in a match also got given Mark Waughs drink bottle in a test match as he was walking off after scoring a centuryAlso numerous other brushes with afl stars including one yesterday after a local game when i was very drunk But my claim to fame is i was runner up in the national yahtzee championships What is Yahtzee? My only knowledge of it is in a quite comical moment in scary movie
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 1 October 2007 Posted 1 October 2007 What is Yahtzee? My only knowledge of it is in a quite comical moment in scary movie Some crap game involving dices, i tell people i was runner up at it good conversation starter because you can bulls..t all you wont
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.