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I need to get out more.

Joe Aribo.

Mattock? or is there a joke in there that’s gone right over me head?

I wonder how many times a day Top manages to fail a CAPTCHA. “Select all the world class players from this list:. Ayew. Aribo. Golding. Bertrand. Faes. Soumare. If none, click Skipp.”

I think official attendance should be recorded as the number of people leaving the stadium after the 90th minute. Get some AI powered cameras to count the people dribbling out after the 90th. Although if it’s powered by ChatGPT or Copilot it’ll probably estimate either six people or 70,904…

That’d be a boon for the regular punter that can only make a few games, they’ll all be low demand Except maybe the local derby with Burton.

You might be onto something here… we’re probably his only hope for another 70k/week deal.

It’s beginning to look like Antonio with broken legs was basically the high water mark for potential transfers this window.

There’s nothing for it. Back three it is. Bego Ricky - Nelson - Aluko Winks - Page Fatawu - BDCR - Monga Daka - Traffic Cone No point defending, doesn’t work. Played better with ten today in the second half, so start with that.

Can she keep it tight at the back?

Got on the blower to the good folk at St Mary’s and asked if they had anyone else on the books from that time we spanked nine past them.

“We weren’t planning to get relegated” they’ll say after our third relegation in five years.

It’s a huge pond to be fair.

Beginning to suspect we aren’t winning this one.

Why the **** would you take the corner quickly when we had NOBODY in their half?

That’s not saying much.

“Ayew just seems to get in the way”.

Stuttered run up should be a ****ing sackable offence.

Oh… Ayew’s taking it, that’s alright then.

Don’t take it, Abdul…. Please don’t take it…

Solid attendance today, looking to be about 31,800 (official) or about 21,270 (real).

“That gaping hole there is where there midfield used to be”

Absolutely ****ing cooked.

We’ve actually looked vaguely competent for approximately two minutes now. Just a bloody shame we’re a goal and a man down.

Time for one of our legendary corners.