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Aluko is sick of this shit.

Sigh.

With the injuries and now a suspension, I can see some panic buying in the window before it shuts. Of course, with no pot to piss in, the recruits will be shockingly poor value. What’s Bertrand up to these days? Any other defenders from the 9-0 we could bring in?

Well, some of us want Aluko to feature more. So here we are. Every cloud, etc etc.

Utterly bonkers decision making. There’s brain fade, and then there’s just straight brain dead. What a shambles.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ayew move that quickly. Shame he was never getting there.

Nine minutes in and I’m not sure anyone’s actually kicked a ****ing ball yet.

So far so pedestrian.

Like the good old days. Will it be Coterill, will it be Dowie? No, thank the lord… it’s Megson.

Was Rab Douglas an actual brickie or was that just an affectionate nickname?

Exit? Never heard of him. Does he play with a proper 4-4-2? His PR team have it easy… everywhere he goes, his name is up in lights.

I see we’re all on the same page again as to what’s needed at this stage.

Was about two hours ago, when we put Cif out of his misery.

Might be able to convince someone to pay their own…

They won’t have noticed yet because they haven’t tried to use it, but BT cut the fax line off weeks ago due to non-payment. Going to be a quiet window.

“Marti, it’s not us, it is you… could you please buy yourself out of your own contract? Ta”

Time to knock up some merch to celebrate.

REPLACEMENT.

Fire Up The Merch Machine! ”Shortest goal ever scored by Abdul!”

I heard a rendition of “you’re not fit to wear the shirt” immediately after the goal but nothing else of note heard since then.

WAS THAT A SHOT ON TARGET?

124th minute equalizer, fire up the merch machine to run off some “latest goal ever scored in the Championship” to raise the necessary funds to end this wretched experiment.

Done us up like a ****ing kipper there.

Fixed it for you.