Rich Man, Poor Man & The Anniversaries!
A rich man and a poor man are discussing their pending wedding anniversaries. The poor man says to the rich man "So what you bought your wife this year, then?"
Rich man says "I bought her a Mercedes and a expensive pearl necklace"
Poor man says "Two gifts? Why two gifts?"
Rich man says "I figure if she don't like the necklace, she can hop in the car and take it back!"
"So what you getting your wife?" asks the rich man.
"Oh, I got her some slippers and a vibrator..." says the poor man
"... I figure if she don't like the slippers, she can go **** herself"