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Just like us for the foreseeable.

Just give it Hugh Laurie until the end of the season, he’s used to walking into and right back out of a shitshow.

I was adamant Nigel Worthington was the man to take us forward after his brief caretaker spell. How wrong I was. Thanks to the horror show that followed under twenty seven other mangers over the next twelve months, we finally did something right and hired Nigel Pearson. We wouldn’t have been so enlightened had we stuck with Wortho and not been relegated. Mad Mandy got there in the end. Should’ve just trusted the process.

Yeah, Wout.

Got a good feeling about this one after tonight.

Why not make the play-offs go all the way down from 3rd to 24th, eliminator style, until the final is the winner of the entire EFL playoff pool versus the third worst team in the Premier League. Just think of the mayhem when a team that should’ve been relegated to League One manages to beat a Premier League club and gets promoted instead. Oh yeah, and it’s basically a straight position swap - so if the PL side lost to a relegated Championship side, they’ll end up in League One. Nothing quite like the threat of double relegation to make it more interesting.

Shit, are we about to lose Cif?

Bring back SpongeBob. Simple.

I’m going to start blaming Richard Masters for signing Oliver Skipp.

A wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

Rudders is doing just fine in that role.

Elvis Hammond, come on down.

Can’t wait to see the highlights.

Well that was crap.

Next player that fannies about during their run up should be run out of town.

Captain Mavididi to show us how it’s done…

Well that was a crap penalty. Unfortunately that likely won’t be the worst one tonight.

Is that Mavididi with the captain’s armband? Crikey.

Penalties. This calls for Danny Ward.

Luke Thomas with a solid 8.62 according to the voting public over on BBC Sport. His rich vein of form continues…

She was a bitter old woman who somehow lived to the ripe old age of 95.

Does he still drive that Renault Megane? Hopefully the progress isn’t too leisurely to be called fast, and that the football isn’t power-sappingly mundane. Not my words, Carol.

It’s the summer, they probably just think people are leaving to go on a holiday. They’re in for a nasty surprise in two weeks’ time. Rudders: “anyone seen Jelle this week?”

I’m going to vote “suspected dog shit” ie. first place.

We should go full basket case mode and do Manager Idol like it’s 2003.