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Ayew hobbling a bit. Leave him out there. All night if we must.

Money in the bank.

Marti’s half time team talk revealed.

Found a dodgy stream. Tuned in. That was a mistake. Hopefully the last mistake I make today, it’s -35 outside today.

Staggering levels of incompetence, couldn’t even find the pitch.

In a parallel universe, could’ve been us that caused him to be rescheduled… rather than Celtic (twice).

The optimism that a battering will be the end of Cif is staggering. I just have a hard time picturing it happening. Could be 9-0 at half time, the players could all literally go on strike in the second half and refuse to play and I just don’t see us doing anything decisive like sacking another manager. He’d still be here in two weeks’ time. We are pure inertia these days.

This is a good test of where we are as a team.

For a bonus point, can you name the two senior strikers currently on the books?

Convinced he wouldn’t have been sacked. They’ll be sat firmly on their hands, “busy” looking for a new chief executive, technical director, scapegoat. If we found ourselves in the relegation zone, they might notice and take action. I’m not convinced they’ll do anything before then.

Current squad can’t play… whatever it is we’re trying to play, how on earth are they going to play Enzoball? He was here for a season, he’s not some kind of living legend of the club. And we won’t have the money to back him the way we did last time… the cupboard is bare.

Bloody horrifying.

Boycotting the last five mins.

About time someone had a go at them for being a bit shit.

They sure know how to pick ‘em.

Elvis Hammond. Edouard. Lee Morris. Although that’s probably unfair; you’d be hard pushed to claim he played at all.

Chelsea and Manchester City are both interested in England youth international winger Jeremy Monga, 16, and could look to recruit him from Championship side Leicester in January. (Teamtalk) Take with a few buckets of salt, naturally.

So, who do we think the flip flops represent today?

Queen - I’m Going Slightly Mad

We all know deep down he’s going nowhere until after the international break after the transfer window closes. That’s how we roll.

I can.

You need to field at least a handful of players for a game to be legit.

Don’t we usually stage a mass walkout at about the 80 minute mark anyway? Allegedly.

Would score more goals than our current forwards.