Danizen

We'll be fine. We just need to aim 3 25 yard free kicks at his near post.

Speaking of corruption

His whole personality: 'I'm gay! Not really. No I am! [Pause for laughter]'

But could there be a 'representative' from Man City, in his ear, telling him not to sign?

Didn't we borrow against the parachute payment to pay the bills, last season?

As an added bonus, it might mean the tea lady gets paid when she's supposed to be.

When you're on Filbert Street and the ball lands at your feet...

I'm just imagining the pissed-up karaoke, at the end of the season.

Rumours that MBS is considering buying Barcelona. I wonder if this has been on the cards for years. It would explain why they sold hundreds of millions of Euros worth of future income to pay the bills for about two seasons. They knew that it wouldn't eventually matter. I don't know the FFP situation in Spain but the big two always get favourable treatment and I'd imagine La Liga will be motivated to look the other way if it helps their league to compete with the Premier League.

"If you can't handle me at my Coventry City away, you don't deserve me at my Club World Cup Final."

Yeah, that narrative was being desperately peddled by Forest fans to make it in a 'cut your nose off...' situation. The reality is, we saw what happened to Kompany's Burnley and we saw frailties in Maresca's football, when we had our stumble. As a fanbase, we acknowledged the need for a more pragmatic manager and most of us were willing to give Cooper a chance. The football was appalling, the stats told the full story despite being out of the relegation zone. We were only getting worse. It seemed like the players weren't having him either.

Good for him. He doesn't have to lower himself and make a 100 mile commute to grace the club with his presence. He can stick to posting his shitey drinks on Instagram and pining after a manager that has long since forgotten about his existence.

This goal always stuck with me from when I was a kid. The ball starts off heading towards Filbert Street before the swerve takes it around the goalkeeper.

Okazaki against Newcastle. What a goal. What a smile. What a man.

Aunt Helen will be so proud

You took a shit in the tobacco and cocaine parlour?!

Hi, is this still available?

What are the rules regarding loans? I feel like, ro get anything out of this season, we need to do what Forest did. Roll the dice, max out loans and kick the recruitment problem can down the road. We have a decent strike rate with loan players, recently.

Hello, Mr. Hyde.

Everyone complaining about the sound. The mics managed to pic up someone shouting, 'YERR CRAP!'

I was joking but now they genuinely have! A reminder, it's almost 2026 and we pay £40 a month for this shit!

Is there any difference in speed between Ayew's lung-busting sprint, his gentle jog to wait for runners and his penalty run up? They all looked exactly the same to me.

Have Sky turned off crowd noise?

Pint of absinthe?

But with the demands that Ukraine never joins NATO and doesn't expand their armed forces, he also wants the door to be left open to the rest of the country. That is quite rightly the sticking point for Zelenskyy.