MC Prussian

One win in nine games. Not good enough. That's relegation form.

Our Remembrance Day fixture. Remember what scoring a goal/winning feels like?

Well, some never left.

Turgid strikers Weak, timid midfield Unconvincing back four No tactics Little desire No clue No team Hardly any effort No leadership on and off the pitch No identification figures No money (allegedly) A selection of players that are either overpaid, lacklustre or not up to speed (with a few exceptions) Extremely dodgy shirt sponsor Highly questionable ownership Well, let's look at the bright side. Wherever that may be.

On thin ice. For about a year now, with the way he's sliding across the pitch.

If we continue to "play" like this (whatever this is meant to be on the pitch), we WILL go down.

The boos are continuing. Big time.

Daka was so surprised he got the ball inside the opposing box. The shock was too big for him to realize what to do next. I can relate.

Let's look at it more positively. We have lots of seats. Lots of empty seats.

"Daka kicks the ball against himself." Yep, that's him.

"Daka tried to chase the ball." Yes, he's tried many things for about a year now. Including scoring.

What nightclub?

"What's with the evil laugh?" "It's Halloween, isn't it?" No, it isn't.

"More attacking threat with Ayew and Daka."

Down.

Sack the manager, sack the board – and most of all, sack all the useless players. No concept, no strategy, no tactics, no striker, no clue.

To be fair, Genoa upped the ante. A bit unlucky in the opposing box. Cremonese are riding their luck. Cremo have a rather weak midfield. Not a lot of service going forward.

NFL headcoach vibes:

..., we've seen 0 goals from strikers in 12 league games.

He's been very poor so far. However, I'd still give him a run of games in order to come to a more reasonable assessment. With all the deserved criticism, we rather ought to look at Patson "The Phenomenon" Daka.

Nice to see he still has it. A bit lucky, but a goal's a goal. More to come.

We literally have a bunch of mercenaries in this squad, for most part. They're either overpaid or arrogant, are in for one final paycheck or are here on loan and have little to no connection to the club or its fans. Mixed with one remaining member of times past (Ricardo) and a couple of youngsters that aren't as talented as the batch before. Our "strikers" haven't scored once in the first 12 league matches. Piss-poor. At this rate, they'll reach 3 goals between them by May. Where are the identification figures? They have pretty much all left. Dire times ahead. The manager doesn't instill me with confidence – what's his concept precisely? I can't make out any variation in tactics. Just puts a starting XI out there week in, week out, and hopes it works out. We either show up one half and take the lead and let the rest of games slide. The drop in performances is concerning. Or we don't show up, concede and fight for a draw. To me, it's shades of the 2004/2005 season. Lots of dross and (lower) mid-table mediocrity to come.

You could give us another 60 minutes and we wouldn't score.

10 more minutes to concede a 2nd goal.

We're striking fear in the faces of our Championship opposition with these players. Not.