21st Century Fox

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

**** the Alamo, this is worse.

By hook or by crook, there’s no way they aren’t getting another.

I can tell either way this ends, it’s going to be impossible to go back to sleep. Fuuuuuuck

The human body shouldn’t be under this level of stress at this time in the morning.

Infantino pulling the strings from his VIP box.

Get Starmer on the blower, get it rescinded.

The rest of the World on Tuesday:

Wow, Belgium just gained about 7 billion supporters on Tuesday.

How have the Yanks hijacked this for their anniversary?!

Just switched on the Bundesliga channel and they’re showing a profile of “Stuttgart’s latest rising star”. They interviewed El Khannouss‘ youth team coach and showed his rise at Anderlecht, didn’t even mention his time here.

Fair play Salah didn’t like that knob disrespecting Cape Verde.

Dzeko would’ve saved at least one.

He only needed to save one to justify the substitution.

Calling it now, Irvine’s missing a penalty. He had shit luck last season.

At his level and in his property portfolio, it just makes sense.

Concrete idea, wet tissue reality.

I hope the club shop are carrying out random spot checks to ensure that anyone buying one also owns at least 5 pewter dragons/wyverns holding crystals, has at least 3 piercings and their hair is purple/blue/red.

You aren’t human mate. Serious soul searching needed.

A challenging story handled with aplomb, I think we can all agree.

Thank **** the Bob story got a conclusion!

My name is Jarrod Bowen. I am alive and being treated okay. I ask Premier League clubs to do everything they can to secure my release.

Us ending up with Castore unfortunately seems as inevitable as Russell Martin’s appointment. It’s destiny.

Don’t see Belgium giving the Yanks too much trouble unfortunately.