AKCJ

Roughly £100m spent on Daka, Skipp, Vestergaard, Faes and Kristiansen.

Dogshit results from a dogshit squad. Not sure why anyone is surprised. Sooner we drain the swamp of the absolute shit here the better.

Souttar's contract doesn't run out until 2029?? Jesus christ that was a massive panic buy.

I think he's a good defender but ultimately he's the slowest professional footballer I've ever seen. Even Vestergaard could jog past him.

Kabore would be a big miss for them.

Looking forward to watching Callum Doyle keep up with Fatawu.

That "Oooooooh twat, you're shit ahhhh" would have hit like crack cocaine.

A few of those have been unbelievably harsh to be fair.

To be fair I think the lad has misread the message he's got. Resale tickets are only made available when the rest of the ground has sold out (which it hasn't).

I looked earlier and it looks like it'll be a ~25k attendance to me.

Wolverhampton's reputation in tatters.

Good luck getting Rudkin to answer his phone.

Going down to 10 means it's very difficult to win a game but I don't think it really affects your odds of losing. Chelsea shouldn't be losing 3-1 at home to Brighton just because they went down to 10 for the last half an hour. Maresca will be an elite manager but he does need to stamp this out. The top coaches don't lose that game. I would say though, this is the result of persistently buying U21 players. Their squad on Saturday was; Sanchez - 27 James - 25 Chalobah - 26 Hato - 19 Cucurella - 27 Santos - 21 Caicedo - 23 Fernandez - 24 Estevao - 18 Pedro - 24 Neto - 25 Acheampong - 19 Gittens - 21 Garnacho - 21 George - 19 Guiu - 19 Gusto - 22 Jorgensen - 23 Lavia - 21 Badiashile - 24 That team clearly needs a few experienced leaders to see them through games like that.

Livingstone turning the sprinkler on full and aiming it at the Rangers fans is fantastic shithousery.

Loads of tickets available for this. Not surprised to be honest. You don't get much change out of £50 for a ticket in the East Stand.

I would say that Australian pitches suit Chris Woakes a lot more the English ones these days.

Gutted for Woakes. Probably my favourite cricketer. He deserved his big day in the sun on day 5 at the Oval.

Everyone's fault but Faes You really are related to him.

Journalist: "How satisfying is it to turn around to someone and say, 'Shut the f--- up,' and then stiff it to two feet?" Rory: "Very ****ing satisfying".

Words can't describe how happy I'd be if we sold your boyfriend.

I think he probably needs a better goalkeeping coach alongside him. The errors he's making are seemingly simple ones that I think he can learn from. Maybe a bit more experience is needed. Friday was only his 41st league game which is really low.

Yanks going home. Love to see it.

**** me imagine watching those McIntyre putts if Shane had missed. My head would be on Mars.

****ing get in there you beautyyyyyyy

Come on now Shane.