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This will obviously be shit, in the same way RvN was obviously going to be shit, and Cooper was also obviously going to be shit. Rudkin and Top are just trolling us now.

Prutton and Martin look like they're one half of a 90s boy band in that get up

To be fair, our other Southampton rejects have worked out brilliantly. Great move. Let's change the home kit to red and white stripes so we can go full tribute act.

Get Faes out, build a new defence with Ben Nelson at the heart of it.

This is a big step forward for Top's dream of a club made up entirely of Southampton cast-offs. Rishi Sunak in talks to become Assistant Manager, with Matt Le Tissier as Head of Medicine.

Think we can all agree that football was the real loser today.

That's the worst final I've ever seen. Not a great advert for the Europa League. Didn't even feel like a final. I thought Amorim was hard done by earlier in the season, but he is actually clueless. Bonkers to leave his subs so late. Inexplicable

Yeah.....but who cares? Man City winning zip is just glorious

Palace's first ever cup win, puts into context just how much our club has achieved over the last 20 years. For a club of our size, it's been phenomenal. Just a shame we're shit right now

For a footballing genius, Pep's single tactic of 'give it to Doku' wasn't very genius-like.

Another final Haaland didn't turn up to

Well done, Palace. Really pleased for them!

Ha ha, Pep. You twat

Booooo

Pretty confident Rooney votes Reform

Never a red. Unless it had been Ortega instead, then it's definitely a red

Think they're going for Frimpong as he has a release clause, but you're right, he'd be perfect for a club like that. Everytime I watch Palace play, he's making things happen. Has unbelievable stamina

Brilliant! Daniel Munoz is a terrific player. One of the most underrated players in the PL.

G'won Palace! Would love to see them win it over Man City

This would be an absolute insult when we've had to watch Faes, Vesty and Coady bungle about all season. Would be absolutely gutting if the silver lining of our youth coming through (Monga, Evans, Nelson) was taken away from us too.

Ahahahahahhahah

Sakamoto is a cracking little player. Haji Wright looks like Patson Daka on Ket

I'm watching El Classico. Fair play to those of you with more stomach than me

Skipp off, Soumare on What's next on Ruud's list of tactical masterstrokes? Ward on for Ndidi? Facundo to left centre half? JJ as a false 9? Keep watching to find out!

Can only think some folk must have done very well personally out of that £25m for Skipp. He's awful.