Swarles Barkley

Ayew is now Chief Fitness Officer Thomas is Gym Strength Coach

Kick off conceded within 5mins Play around at the back, lose ball, concede again Ipswich dominate whole first half and score in 40th minute after countering a poorly executed corner from us no subs at half time Same shit in second half but Ipswich have given up trying before scoring again late on

We have fans at the club where if Aiyawatt took a piss on their mum, they would be there on the side with a bottle of water to top him up again

Embarrassing from Brentford. How can you fvck up a 3-0 lead…

Legs went a while back. Now the brain has gone too

Shades of Bournemouth 4yrs ago with that maddison back pass. Absolute must win and we completely shit the bed. We’re down

James for Skipp literally anyone for Reid

Norwich supporting mate just said that their right winger is completely shite. Look forward to Thomas still looking crap

Ayew forever ruining the game. Can’t press, can’t run, can’t really do anything

Boro commentary just said 2 of our most dangerous players coming on

Here comes Ayew. Time to turn off

Okoli giveth, Okoli taketh

Genuinely no one is more surprised than Okoli

The type of game we don’t win and don’t even grind out a draw. Comfortable Boro win

With Thomas being what he is and VK keeping our medical team in business, surely its time we give Aluko a run of games at left back

VK got another 30mins in him too before pulling his hammy

Play like first half and we’re down. Play like second (with the injured players back) we stay up comfortably

Its a question of at which point my heart gives way I genuinely wonder how much the last 15yrs have taken from my life

What he lacks in ability he sure makes up for in absolutely nothing else

THOMAS WHYYYYYYY

Yessssss you shit bastàrds

gwon thomas

We’re not playing like complete twàts!. Get in

Would love to believe it can’t get worse, but if anyone can, its these group of players