Mike Oxlong

From the little I have seen of this game it looks like the Year 6 kids taking on the Reception Class newcomers

Imagine there's no heaven.It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky

The club has announced that any attendee caught throwing tennis balls onto or towards the playing surface will be subject to the full force of the law and made the subject of a 3 year Community Attendance Order which will require them to attend all LCFC games for the next 36 months

Blimey ! How things have changed. It doesn't seem that long ago that most of us would have turned up our nose at Dyche. Shows how far we have fallen

Having now seen the lowlights it struck me how much movement they had in our box for their goals and how flat footed we were

Clueless. That’s why he keeps Rudkin in the job. It’s just easier than what needs doing

Well, not for first time then that he’s in breach of contract despite being on the pitch

Massive fan of King as a player and as a person but we just aren't fit enough and/or motivated enough to maintain the required tempo for a full game and for that a fair amount of the blame lies with him

I was there when we beat Southampton 3-0 for Kingy's first win as manager (left at half time)

Please please please may this useless piece of garbage never wear the shirt again

Approaching 200 pages of guff

Can we send them Rudkin to run the country ?

It's not

Rudkin in hard nosed contract negotiating mode §§§

Tempted to put £50 on Peter Mandelson just to see if he shows up in the odds

Rooney, Marsch, Megson, Warnock ?

I’d be happy with Emery

But not as good as Gerrard without Gerrard

I reckon you'll get one if you think you are applying for a Lincoln City ST but have mistakenly gone on the wrong website. I don't think they can afford to be picky about who gets one

We're in it together and have been working hard on the training ground so I'm going for two reds

Interesting read re an out of the box appointment https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11680/13503655/middlesbrough-head-coach-kim-hellberg-has-taken-club-to-new-levels-in-championship-promotion-race Meanwhile, we continue to slowly ponder the list of cheap and available has beens and dinosaurs

Someone should do a documentary on him. One crap signing after another.

Would be our first Dean Smith

Had Test Match

Can't remember the difference but sounds familiar 👍