Mike Oxlong

ie la bolock

Reminds me of a turtle

Rochdale away. It's tough on the lads playing at home.

It's like the team are playing pass the parcel with a live hand grenade and know that poor Caleb will have it go off in his hand whilst he's wondering what to do with it

Good to see that some of the fuzz also want KP out

I wonder what the respective teams collective salary totals were ? I hadn't heard of a single Norwich player before today but their work ethic put our collection of multi millionaires to shame

Cried out like a slapped toddler when he tripped over his own shadow. Ref rightly ignored him

Was here scouting Okoli

It wasn't just that we lost it was how we lost that's so depressing

Love his profile pic on Transfermarkt. Looks like he should be in an institution in Kazakhstan

Moves around the pitch like he's got a piece of bob between his cheeks that he really doesn't want to dislodge

Nice bloke though (apparently)

Did he go the pub second half ? Barely saw him

Needs to play well to maximise his chances of getting a reasonable contract elsewhere in the summer. These better performances aren't for his love of Leicester but if it helps us get out of our current predicament then I'm not going to moan about it

Ayew at full pelt

Looks like he should be at some chavvy car meet with phat exhausts and tons of chrome but that said he has managed to inject more purpose into our play

The alamo

Nice defensive header from Daka

On the positive side of things we won't be going 3-0 up

I don't even know what a key pass is. Nor does Luke. He's shit. Not his fault we've given him a 4 year contact but the thought of him being our first choice left back for that time makes me pretty despondent

Shoelaces ?

That’s £20 million too much

Made of wafers